Help with a Date!!

CDNRay · 03-17-2015, 07:39 PM

OP, if it doesn't work out, watch this video and try these lines to find your next date. Any girl that goes for any of these, will be an easy date.

GRUESOM3 · 03-17-2015, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CDNRay

OP, if it doesn't work out, watch this video and try these lines to find your next date. Any girl that goes for any of these, will be an easy date.

What's next on this forum ?

LarThaL · 03-17-2015, 08:05 PM

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What's next on this forum ?

The results of aforementioned first date.

Khooger · 03-17-2015, 08:17 PM

Everyone is waiting on an update by OP....

Flying Ace · 03-17-2015, 08:47 PM

it's been almost 36 hours with no substantive updates, what's going on? Is OP in a coma or what? Was he robbed and stuffed into his own trunk?

rickyboycz · 03-17-2015, 09:09 PM

Maybe they're still in the sack. He is an M3 owner so I'm sure the date was full of 'WIN'.

DemolitionJim · 03-17-2015, 09:23 PM

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Maybe they're still in the sack. He is an M3 owner so I'm sure the date was full of 'WIN'.

he might be posting his car in the "for sale classifieds" if he fills her with "win".

Denk · 03-17-2015, 09:23 PM

haha, hilarious cheesy pickup lines above...although very cool Erik Satie outro.

OP, if she likes you she likes you and it will show. Good luck!

WickedE93 · 03-17-2015, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DemolitionJim

he might be posting his car in the "for sale classifieds" if he fills her with "win".

Kwando · 03-17-2015, 09:49 PM

His date probably murdered him and stole his M3. Bitches love M3s.

Denk · 03-17-2015, 09:53 PM

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His date probably murdered him and stole his M3. Bitches love M3s.

Dudes love M3's...total dick magnet. e93 get's some points with the girls though.

DemolitionJim · 03-17-2015, 10:04 PM

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Dudes love M3's...total dick magnet. e93 get's some points with the girls though.

that would explain all the mushroom stamps on my car when it's dirty. son of a bitch.

Denk · 03-17-2015, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DemolitionJim

that would explain all the mushroom stamps on my car when it's dirty. son of a bitch.

Flea7 · 03-17-2015, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DemolitionJim

that would explain all the mushroom stamps on my car when it's dirty. son of a bitch.

OMG...I just sprayed my beer all over the place!

Flying Ace · 03-18-2015, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DemolitionJim

that would explain all the mushroom stamps on my car when it's dirty. son of a bitch.

Mushroom stamps?

Flying Ace · 03-18-2015, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DemolitionJim

he might be posting his car in the "for sale classifieds" if he fills her with "win".

I usually shout "win" at the end too

DemolitionJim · 03-18-2015, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

Mushroom stamps?

step 1. dirty up a surface making it easy to see if you cleaned it or not.

step 2. pull out dick.

step 3. repeatedly smack dick against said dirty surface until you can see a vague shape of your dick's head.

thus, the mushroom stamp.

Yvette · 03-18-2015, 01:06 AM

just don't look desperate to have her. She will sense it and its gg

MrPrena · 03-18-2015, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Kwando

His date probably murdered him and stole his M3. Bitches love M3s.

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Originally Posted by Denk

Dudes love M3's...total dick magnet. e93 get's some points with the girls though.

Total dick magnet indeed.
Whenever I go out, age of 18-60s male ask me about the car. It is mainly those BMW, Audi, and MB drivers.
As for E93, little kid loves it. My kid gets extra attention at school when picked up with E93 top down.

I think M3 can be a chick magnet, when other people (mainly male) talk about your M3 while on date.

1MOREMOD · 03-18-2015, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

Mushroom stamps?

Ask your wife

STooK · 03-18-2015, 01:46 AM

I had to come in to see why this thread was 5 pages…now I know. We need an update!!

burtonsbs5114 · 03-18-2015, 09:22 AM

OP what happened??? We need a full report!!!!

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Denk Brigadier General 1012 Rep 3,342 Posts Drives: 2021 X5M Join Date: May 2011 Location: PNW iTrader: (2)	haha, hilarious cheesy pickup lines above...although very cool Erik Satie outro. OP, if she likes you she likes you and it will show. Good luck!
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Kwando Major 435 Rep 1,427 Posts Drives: 2018 340i xDrive Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Ontario, Canada iTrader: (1)	His date probably murdered him and stole his M3. Bitches love M3s.
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