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      07-23-2015, 12:33 PM   #89
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And here is the current BMW lineup
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      07-23-2015, 12:37 PM   #90
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And here is the current BMW lineup
If I click on "Gary" and choose "build" are there any options other than the "douche package"?
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      07-23-2015, 12:39 PM   #91
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If I click on "Gary" and choose "build" are there any options other than the "douche package"?
Oh that's standard on the "Gary".
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      07-23-2015, 12:46 PM   #92
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GARY!

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      07-23-2015, 12:57 PM   #93
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Lol I dropped off my car and they had no cars available so they got me a hoopti 2010 Jeep Patriot from hertz. I grew up driving hoopti's so it was cool.
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      07-23-2015, 12:57 PM   #94
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And here is the current BMW lineup
This is hilarious!
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      07-23-2015, 01:56 PM   #95
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Haha... Driving a chauffeur's car. People! 7-series aren't meant to be driven by yourself.

5 Series / E Class / A6 is where it stops for personal vehicles. Some folks... Anyone driving a 7 Series reeks of new money. Unless you live somewhere like rural, spacious, countryside Georgia or Kansas, there's absolutely zero reason to look like a fool piloting your own 7.

If you see a dude driving a stretched limo, would you think he's ballin ? Or would you assume he's a chauffeur? Same logic applies here.
This x10000000000! Like seriously, you look like an idiot.
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      07-23-2015, 02:12 PM   #96
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After a 2nd look, this guy almost looks like my old man -_-
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-23-2015, 03:26 PM   #97
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Is he sitting on the stool, or not? Someone should have flipped the other stool upside down and offered him a seat.


They really should have given him a Hertz rental, like most of us, because of all the recalls going on right now making the loaners more scarce.

What a shit head.
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      07-23-2015, 06:08 PM   #98
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What a twat!
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      07-23-2015, 08:58 PM   #99
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I'm new to BMW (well, if you don't count the 1960's) and I haven't read the whole thread, but I have to say that if that guy had been holding up 45 minutes worth of people in any of the other cars I drive, one -- more likely more than one -- of the owners would have walked up there, dragged his sorry butt off that stool, and deposited the whole sorry works out in the back lot.
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      07-23-2015, 09:12 PM   #100
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Soooo what ended up happening? Did he get his 7 series.. ?
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      07-23-2015, 09:14 PM   #101
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Soooo what ended up happening? Did he get his 7 series.. ?
Nope, wound up in a 3 series
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      07-23-2015, 09:25 PM   #102
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New model up on the build your own config
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      07-23-2015, 09:29 PM   #103
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What an asshole. I would be more afraid of being seen in those shorts and flip flops.
totally...the biggest douches generally are in shorts and flip flops.

what a tool. if i were the dealer, i would have called a rental car company and got him a Kia Rio. I wonder how many people he would have to hire to cover his Kia Rio up in the driveway! I think the dealer was way too nice to even indulge this saddo.......
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totally...the biggest douches generally are in shorts and flip flops.

what a tool. if i were the dealer, i would have called a rental car company and got him a Kia Rio. I wonder how many people he would have to hire to cover his Kia Rio up in the driveway! I think the dealer was way too nice to even indulge this saddo.......
I beg your pardon! I don't drive a 7 series and don't ask for one for a loan, a X1 will do me fine but don't stereotype people that wear shorts and flip flops. Come down here to Florida this time of year and see how long you'll last in your dress pants and tie. Better yet wear a sports coat and sweat your ass off! You'll change real fast.... Or do you go to the dealer in a tux? You know the saying "it takes one to know one"
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Options package looks great. BMW hit a home run with this one.
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Options package looks great. BMW hit a home run with this one.


That's awesome!
To be honest I kinda wish I selected the option to have my own theme music...
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      07-24-2015, 02:28 AM   #107
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Gary will go viral soon.
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      07-24-2015, 09:23 AM   #108
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I beg your pardon! I don't drive a 7 series and don't ask for one for a loan, a X1 will do me fine but don't stereotype people that wear shorts and flip flops. Come down here to Florida this time of year and see how long you'll last in your dress pants and tie. Better yet wear a sports coat and sweat your ass off! You'll change real fast.... Or do you go to the dealer in a tux? You know the saying "it takes one to know one"
Mate, there are shorts and flip flops... and there are SHORTS and FLIP FLOPS. And many, many of them really are giant losers. Just like Gary.
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Hey, I live in Cincinnati.

I don't recognize Gary, but I'll be sure to inform him that he's a douche nozzle if I ever meet him.
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Now I want to trade my f30 for a GARY so I can be a douche just like Gary.
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