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| 06-02-2006, 12:43 AM | #90 |
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Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night.... You hear her stumble into bed around 4am... You laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.... You wake up next morning... You go outside to the family Volvo she used last night.... You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.... You circle the car looking for dents and find none.... Phew...... But... Wait a minute.... WTF!!!
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| 06-02-2006, 12:57 AM | #95 |
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| 06-02-2006, 01:00 AM | #97 |
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Oh man those old folks cartoons and passed out drunk ones were da shit!! HAHAHAHAHA
 
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| 06-02-2006, 03:19 AM | #101 |
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french humor
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| 06-08-2006, 12:15 PM | #102 |
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FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind, And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And forever be my very best friend. ================================================== =================== MALE POEM I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, With huge boobs who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. 
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| 06-11-2006, 01:42 AM | #103 |
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GWB personal photographer!!!!
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| 06-27-2006, 09:39 AM | #107 |
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OK my bud sent this to me and I was CRYING!!! Prolly cuz I have fond memories of drinking festivites... of course not as extreme but dayum the good old days!
It's ok to drink but when you loose bodily function? Drinking gone wild!!   Look at that stoner dood sitting on the white chair? What's he doing!!! hhahahahahahaa
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| 06-27-2006, 04:43 PM | #109 |
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that f@#$ up, man!
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| 06-27-2006, 05:39 PM | #110 |
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Oh the humanity!!! HAHAHAHA
  
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