[MCMLXXXIX]

whoa Lebanese hate. id knock them senseless after that first remark!! dumbasses

[who's ur daddy?]

Originally Posted by Desi

I'm stunned for a second, not because he kicked me hard but because it just seemed so absurd. A second later, and completely livid, I turn to him and say:

Me: "Did you just kick me in the head?" He has a look of horror on his face, you know that look one someone realizes they made a mistake that is going to get themselves beaten senseless? Yea, that was the look.

This is just beautiful.

[808six]

how much are you embellishing?

[Desi]

Originally Posted by 808six

how much are you embellishing?

Knew this question was going to come up. Very, very little. The only things that aren't 100% accurate are little shit details that I can't remember that are not important to the story. I just make up little details like that for the sake of continuity. I'm talking about things like how many hours I was sitting doing nothing in the first story, I don't remember how long exactly other than it was a long ass time so I just threw some random number in there.

[MontegoblueE92]

Where's the next story? I've been tuning in nightly and you've let me down. lol

[OnfiyA]

Originally Posted by MontegoblueE92

Where's the next story? I've been tuning in nightly and you've let me down. lol

i second that,

[OverDrive]

Desi man, where are you?
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[BOOST3D]

next story plz lol

[crooked I]

desi paji where are you!!

[Bimmer Nerd]

Desi need more stories !!!!

[Razzy]

Originally Posted by tuttaichongla

desi paji where are you!!

[vgame64]

subscribed

[samwoo2go]

dude this is bs, its becoming alot like that Bella story... FUCK I want to know the ending of that! Did you fucked the mom OP? did you? TELL MEEEEE!!!!!!!

sorry bout the hijack, please continue...

[OverDrive]

this is bogus!!
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[808six]

Short Lived, It Was Good While It Lasted Though

[Desi]

First off, let me apologize for the 2-week delay here. Bit of a personal situation arose that well, I`d rather not get into. That being said, gather 'round and let me tell you all a tale. I'm going to skip a few of the duller tales to get to something a bit jucier to recapture some lost interest.

Battle Royale:

Tuesday nights are relatively quiet affairs in this city of ours. In fact, the only time anything happens on a Tuesday is when the students are back in town and they converge on this one suburban bar near the local community college. Normally these nights are uneventful nights of shuttling loud college kids back and forth, and normally I don't work these nights since I stuck only to weekends during the school year and there is nothing going on when I worked fulltime in the summers and the breaks. Regardless, somehow I ended up working on a Tuesday night about two years ago and ended up at that bar.

It had been an otherwise uneventful night, loud obnoxious college kids galore, but hey, I'm one of them many nights so I can't really complain. After a few round trips I end up back at the bar and in line waiting for a fare. Shortly thereafter I get a group of four, 3 guys and 1 girl with one guy sitting beside me, two guys in the backseat with the girl riding in the centre between them. They are all white. They are, of course, going back to the college.

So I start making my way down the street and near the final destination. At this point I should note two things, my windows were open and this was almost exactly the same location that the SWAT incident occurred a couple years later. The guys in the car had been "chirping" people out the window the entire trip. I don't stop this, in fact I encourage it. It can't really come back at me since I don't know who the hell these people are and it keeps things entertaining.

SO we stop at a red light and wait to turn left. The guy sitting directly behind me sees a group of Asian guys and girls walking down on the other side of the road. There must of been three girls and 4 guys. Anyways, genius behind me decides to shout "Holy fuck girl, a girl as fine as you deserves better than that micro-dick chinaman! Let me show you how it's done!"

I'm trying to hold back the laughter yet am thinking "You dumb fuck" at the same time. Before the light turns green however, all 4 Asian dudes bolt accross the street and surround my car. Fuck. White dudes in my car are visibly intimidated, the girl is pleading with them not to get out and I'm just hoping these dumb fucks in my car don't try anything stupid. I don't know what it is about guys that makes us think that if we beat up a chick's boyfriend she will instantly want us, maybe it is some carnal instinct, but men seem to universally think this way. As a result, the dumbfucks in my car decided to try something.

The three guys each open their doors and get out, and before they even had a chance to close the doors they were on the ground. I am at this point simultaniously trying not to laugh at these guys getting their asses kicked, pissed that I'm surrounded and trying to get the girl behind me to shut up and stop screaming.

Despite only being an unbalanced fight in that it was 4 Asians on 3 White guys, the white guys were getting decimated. That is, until another cab load of their friends pulled up coincidently and joined in making it about 5 white guys on 4 asians. There were also 2 girls in that cab so we now have 3 screaming girls on each side, one who won't get out of my car so I can't leave. The other cabbie, instead of helping me out of the situation or, well, anything, decides to just boot it out of there. Fucker.

So this fight continues with all the guys involved getting quite bloodied up by this point. I still can't leave because this girl won't get out of my car and 3 of my doors are open. Nobody has said anything to me so I decide to just throw the car in park and wait it out, I also didn't bother calling the cops because I didn't want to them to hear me and get dragged in. Plus its an entertaining show and the cops are probably already on their way, given that this is a major street.

It was actually starting to get a little bit boring when all of a sudden and out of fucking nowhere this really small asian dude comes running our of the bushes, screaming something or other at the top of his lungs while spinning what I later found out to be a keychain on a lanyard. I couldn't contain it anymore and burst out laughing while the fight around me just sort of paused.

He joined in the fight and nailed a couple of the guys in the back with his keychain-whip. While spinning it he got a little too close to my car and the keys smacked up against the hood of my car and made a really, really loud thud. Motherfucker was spinning this huge bundle of keys fast. The fight stopped. I look at him and then the dent and just get out a "Dude, what the fuck did I do to you?" when we heard sirens coming from all directions. Everyone fucking BOLTS in every direction, While they were all bloodied up quite a bit they were all able to get out of there really fast. I didn't take off since running from the cops in a car is a bad idea, and I had done nothing wrong. A couple of the girls didn't run either.

So the cops come screaming up, fucking cops coming out of everywhere. I later found out that the cops were on their way already for the fight when someone must have heard that loud thud and called again and reported a gunshot. The girls that stayed behidn and I clarified that pretty quickly and showed the cops the fresh and unique looking dent. Surprisingly they just took our word for it and, after composing themselves after laughing at the story, muttered something into their radios and just said "We'll be in touch if we need anything" and all took off.

This entire event took place over the course of about 10-15 minutes. The cops then talked to us for maybe 5 and let us all go.

[samwoo2go]

lol FTW

[E90SLAM]

LMAO even I'm asian....

[Razzy]

ok thank you. Come again.

[samwoo2go]

^ leave Apu out of this

[Cyber]

So Desi, who won?

Excellence as always btw.

[Desi]

It seems as if people are losing interest in this. Should I bother with more?