Tinder/Dating Apps

Mywifes335 · 03-24-2016, 09:52 PM

Bummer. Did you go for the close?

I don't recall the initial interaction details so much but didn't chat too long, we exchanged numbers and I was on my way.

Reason was kinda lame...like really enjoyed meeting her, want to see her but not going to the auto show again.

Aatish · 03-24-2016, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Bummer. Did you go for the close?

I don't recall the initial interaction details so much but didn't chat too long, we exchanged numbers and I was on my way.

Reason was kinda lame...like really enjoyed meeting her, want to see her but not going to the auto show again.

Asked her what she was doing afterwards. She said something along the lines of company outing for the models. I asked for her digits, she nicely said against policy. I was like k. Bid her a nice day and moved on.

Verbiage · 03-25-2016, 07:43 AM

It's refreshing to find some "personable" models. Didn't think those hoes existed anymore.

jtodd_fl · 03-25-2016, 07:44 AM

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It's refreshing to find some "personable" models. Didn't think those hoes existed anymore.

Or one that learns the script well.

Verbiage · 03-25-2016, 07:47 AM

Lol their entire existence is a script. Just depends on which part fate decides you to appear.

Mike. · 03-25-2016, 09:15 AM

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DM pls.

this guy right here

Just come to LI..I'll show you in person

jtodd_fl · 03-25-2016, 09:45 AM

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Lol their entire existence is a script. Just depends on which part fate decides you to appear.

I cannot decide if this is like super deep or really stupid. I will select super deep, award you 1,000 points and you advance to the lightning round.

Verbiage · 03-25-2016, 09:46 AM

It was actually really stupid, Dad! But too late I'm in the lightning round bwahahahahaaaa!!!!

jtodd_fl · 03-25-2016, 09:48 AM

I grew up in Detroit and went through my late teens/early twenty talking to "the models" phase. When I was young and stupid, I thought it was amazing that these pretty ladies knew so much about cars (I know... the little head was still doing a lot of the thinking back then). As I learned more about cars and understood second level questioning, I realized just how shallow that particular stream of consciousness was. Pretty ladies that really know cars are here (and in my and many other of our houses). Or, out another way, many of those models will last 2 minutes in a car conversation off the clock, but like 2 hours talking about make-up. i have experienced this hanging out at an auto show while the staff was on break. The chatter was utterly inane. Not generalizing, just talking about my personal experience.

jtodd_fl · 03-25-2016, 09:49 AM

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It was actually really stupid, Dad! But too late I'm in the lightning round bwahahahahaaaa!!!!

*strikes Verbiage with lighting*

bwahahahahaaaa!!!!

<insert "other dad's" evil emoji's here>

Verbiage · 03-25-2016, 09:55 AM

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I grew up in Detroit and went through my late teens/early twenty talking to "the models" phase. When I was young and stupid, I thought it was amazing that these pretty ladies knew so much about cars (I know... the little head was still doing a lot of the thinking back then). As I learned more about cars and understood second level questioning, I realized just how shallow that particular stream of consciousness was. Pretty ladies that really know cars are here (and in my and many other of our houses). Or, out another way, many of those models will last 2 minutes in a car conversation off the clock, but like 2 hours talking about make-up. i have experienced this hanging out at an auto show while the staff was on break. The chatter was utterly inane. Not generalizing, just talking about my personal experience.

Agreed. Society attempts to do its best to cater to what the penis likes. Why not combine motors with vaginas? Everyone wins.

jtodd_fl · 03-25-2016, 09:56 AM

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Agreed. Society attempts to do its best to cater to what the penis likes. Why not combine motors with vaginas? Everyone wins.

What, you want turbocharged Inline 6 Fleshlight? A Blown Blower, as it were.

Axius · 03-25-2016, 09:57 AM

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Agreed. Society attempts to do its best to cater to what the penis likes. Why not combine motors with vaginas? Everyone wins.

They do, it's called an exhaust pipe stuffed with a fleshlight. Happy? Just saved you hundreds of thousands of dollars by not needing a girlfriend.

Verbiage · 03-25-2016, 10:11 AM

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What, you want turbocharged Inline 6 Fleshlight? A Blown Blower, as it were.

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They do, it's called an exhaust pipe stuffed with a fleshlight. Happy? Just saved you hundreds of thousands of dollars by not needing a girlfriend.

I genuinely have no idea what I would do without you guys.

Aatish · 03-25-2016, 10:36 AM

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Agreed. Society attempts to do its best to cater to what the penis likes. Why not combine motors with vaginas? Everyone wins.

What, you want turbocharged Inline 6 Fleshlight? A Blown Blower, as it were.

Pretty sure that's called Bro-Charging

jtodd_fl · 03-25-2016, 10:38 AM

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Pretty sure that's called Bro-Charging

And if it is being used by a Sikh, is it then a Turbaned-Bro Charger?

Aatish · 03-25-2016, 10:45 AM

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Pretty sure that's called Bro-Charging

And if it is being used by a Sikh, is it then a Turbaned-Bro Charger?

Giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle.

Aatish · 03-25-2016, 10:49 AM

Exhaust clip

jtodd_fl · 03-25-2016, 10:54 AM

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Exhaust clip

Was I just Tariq-rolled?

Expected Sikh dude fucking a car... got something worse.... much worse.

Aatish · 03-25-2016, 10:57 AM

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Exhaust clip

Was I just Tariq-rolled?

Expected Sikh dude fucking a car... got something worse.... much worse.

I'm sure I could arrange that for you...I've got some horny Sikh friends...

Sara · 03-25-2016, 11:25 AM

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Although I don't know you, it seemed promising based on your posts. Hope you're well.

For what it's worth, at least it was short-lived.

I'm not giving up on him just yet. We've talked every single day so far. Though it's getting less and less, perhaps he's just really busy or I need to find more things to do to occupy my time.

smoosh · 03-25-2016, 11:40 AM

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perhaps he's just really busy or I need to find more things to do to occupy my time.

Perhaps you should spend some time with your offspring.

03-24-2016, 09:52 PM	#1277
Mywifes335 Major 1635 Rep 1,422 Posts Drives: 2014 FBO M235i Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: DFW iTrader: (1)	Bummer. Did you go for the close? I don't recall the initial interaction details so much but didn't chat too long, we exchanged numbers and I was on my way. Reason was kinda lame...like really enjoyed meeting her, want to see her but not going to the auto show again.
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03-25-2016, 07:43 AM	#1279
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3648 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	It's refreshing to find some "personable" models. Didn't think those hoes existed anymore. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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03-25-2016, 07:47 AM	#1281
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3648 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Lol their entire existence is a script. Just depends on which part fate decides you to appear. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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03-25-2016, 09:46 AM	#1284
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3648 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	It was actually really stupid, Dad! But too late I'm in the lightning round bwahahahahaaaa!!!!
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03-25-2016, 09:48 AM	#1285
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6709 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	I grew up in Detroit and went through my late teens/early twenty talking to "the models" phase. When I was young and stupid, I thought it was amazing that these pretty ladies knew so much about cars (I know... the little head was still doing a lot of the thinking back then). As I learned more about cars and understood second level questioning, I realized just how shallow that particular stream of consciousness was. Pretty ladies that really know cars are here (and in my and many other of our houses). Or, out another way, many of those models will last 2 minutes in a car conversation off the clock, but like 2 hours talking about make-up. i have experienced this hanging out at an auto show while the staff was on break. The chatter was utterly inane. Not generalizing, just talking about my personal experience. __________________ This space for rent.
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03-25-2016, 10:49 AM	#1294
Aatish Lofty 3476 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Exhaust clip __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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