Help! Went to strip club and now I have a zit on my face...

E92-Lighting · 06-13-2008, 04:17 PM

i would see the doc

Z4INHTOWN · 06-13-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

Oh was that it? Yeah I think so.

Yeah, so imagine that stripper probably sat on a guy's face that looked like that guy with the puss oozing out ready to burst like it was a Volcano. She cleaned up, put some glitter on her face, and then was like "Shit, I need to wipe off my pussy on something." Then she found Spool.

damn,this is the first time i hear of something like this,i've had girls leave juice stains on my clothes,but never anything like this, better get it checked out, now, you ate her out didn't you ,c'mon fess up, she sat on your face and you didn't flick your tongue a few times.

!Xoible · 08-06-2008, 12:58 PM

spool please run for president. u have enough of a dirty history to qualify for one. please. i'll vote for you.

nusevad · 08-06-2008, 01:04 PM

How did her ass taste and smell??

solefald · 08-06-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by FifthStreetz

How did her ass taste and smell??

probably like cake <- THIS URL IS *NOT* WORK SAFE!

MadDog · 08-06-2008, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

probably like cake <- THIS URL IS *NOT* WORK SAFE!

Thanks for the warning. Will have to look when I get home......

Dubbedoutbimmer · 08-06-2008, 03:04 PM

spool are you still with us or did the dirty stripper plague get you???

!Xoible · 08-06-2008, 03:06 PM

hi AIM message says:

"What a night....shit Working"

lauer87 · 08-06-2008, 06:32 PM

I've heard of guys getting crabs on their face (or in their eyes can't remember for sure) from the same situation you described..

!Xoible · 08-06-2008, 06:52 PM

no "you guys" just spool

MMMazing07 · 10-17-2008, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

probably like cake <- THIS URL IS *NOT* WORK SAFE!

LOL WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF LOLOLOLOL

Spool · 10-17-2008, 11:09 PM

MMMazing why are u digging up my old embarrassing threads? LOL

MMMazing07 · 10-17-2008, 11:10 PM

lol i was going through your threads. they are simply hilarious. i havnt laughed this hard on a forum ever.

these are the kind of threads we need to represent bimmerpost. fucking comedy

montreal red · 10-18-2008, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by solefald

probably like cake <- THIS URL IS *NOT* WORK SAFE!

begs the question --- how did you find this ??! what exactly were you searching for that resulted in the "cake" and "fart" coming together?

petener999 · 10-18-2008, 06:38 PM

Year's_End · 10-18-2008, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

probably like cake <- THIS URL IS *NOT* WORK SAFE!

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Originally Posted by montreal jet black

begs the question --- how did you find this ??! what exactly were you searching for that resulted in the "cake" and "fart" coming together?

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ya dude...seriously...that's fucked up. that's just...well...i don't even know what the fuck to say...god i have to think about things now...you've ruined me...

Spool · 10-18-2008, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

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ya dude...seriously...that's fucked up. that's just...well...i don't even know what the fuck to say...god i have to think about things now...you've ruined me...

It's really not as bad as i thought, i really thought she was gonna Hershey squirt it out or something...but it's just farting on a cake, hell i'll eat it..

montreal red · 10-19-2008, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

It's really not as bad as i thought, i really thought she was gonna Hershey squirt it out or something...but it's just farting on a cake, hell i'll eat it..

yea its not as bad as the 2 girls 1 cup thing... i was eating dinner the first time my roomie showed that to me... i thought it was just regular porn... it was pretty disgusting.

TK-421 · 10-20-2008, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by montreal jet black

yea its not as bad as the 2 girls 1 cup thing... i was eating dinner the first time my roomie showed that to me... i thought it was just regular porn... it was pretty disgusting.

That's what all the people in the reaction vids on youtube thought.

jeveryday · 10-22-2008, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

Spool got rear ended on his face. Time for Mtech bro!!!

LOL...

Spool · 01-13-2012, 09:50 PM

Damn, searching through my old threads, i go through some crazy adventures...i remember this 4 years ago....good times

GregTheStig · 01-13-2012, 10:08 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahaaahaaa*breathe*hahahahahahaaha hahahahaa

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08-06-2008, 06:32 PM	#119
lauer87 Lieutenant 8 Rep 586 Posts Drives: 335xi Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	I've heard of guys getting crabs on their face (or in their eyes can't remember for sure) from the same situation you described..
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