06-04-2024, 01:35 PM | #111 | |
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Also, this is post 8000 for me. I'm going to be sure to mention my Bimmerpost status to the women that come up to me to hit on my cars.
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06-05-2024, 01:32 AM | #113 |
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Hey I gotta get my bimmerpost status up to impress the women somehow.
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06-05-2024, 01:17 PM | #116 |
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In 2005 I bought a brand new Corvette C6. While waiting in the valet line to leave a restaurant, a woman in the party behind me saw I was getting in the car alone so she ran around and got in the passenger seat. She directed me to drive to this other bar where her group was headed next. We chatted about the car on the way there, then I dropped her off and went home.
The only woman that looks at my BMW is my wife when she see's a box of car parts at the front door.
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06-05-2024, 01:48 PM | #118 |
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Damn bro..all that with a X1.
Just imagine if you had a M3/M4 ![]() I had a girl at the gym slip her number on a piece of paper into my trunk. Never called her though as I was paranoid my gf or her friends are playing a loyalty test on me or something haha Another time at a local pizza joint. I pull up to the front, the girl is super cute and offers me the pizza for free..which I thought was weird. She said it’s her uncles place. I ended up thanking her and paying and leaving. Few days later she creeps my phone number from the pizza order and adds me to WhatsApp. Again, I am thinking my gf and her friends are testing me. I end up blocking her. So far 0/2 lol I would say the car gives you a minor boost. Like 1-2psi 😅 |
06-05-2024, 01:55 PM | #119 | |
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![]() A beautiful, really interesting looking girl gave me quite an entertaining look at an official BMW service. I don't think she knew what car I had nor did I know hers (likely an SUV ![]() There had been another occurrence at another BMW official service with another attractive girl that made it clear she was interested. The same remark regarding the cars. I am not a frequent service visitor: I don't drive much and the car is fairly(?) reliable (worse than my previous in this aspect). My car attracted many f@gs. ![]() ![]() Enjoy. ![]() |
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That's what I'm talking about, and people say the car doesn't boost your stock on the dating market. You basically become the girl with the big boobs and azz |
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yes it gets angry looks from karens
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If your stock in looks..”oem”..gives you 1-2psi boost If your already tuned(aftermarket parts) then it gives you overboost “like the 911 turbo” lol |
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All I have to say…
My backseat has seen more driving than my front seat…. This was when I had my X6M.. It had plenty of room! I’ve never let girls see my cars til the end of the date or comment on what type of car I drive during or before the date. I’d have to say “no” to more dates and “yes” to more memorable dates. lol 😂 IMO.. Having a good car should only be looked at as a bonus or the icing on a cake. 😊 *On another note.. https://www.reddit.com/r/news/commen...driver_causes/ Last edited by ViO; 06-25-2024 at 04:28 AM.. |
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06-25-2024, 05:15 AM | #128 | |
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I have a fiend with a Mercedes E55 AMG.. He always makes sure when he goes on dates to flash his Mercedes Key Fob.. Long story short.. It gets him absolutely nowhere as he’s batsh@t crazy anyways.. lol 😂 |
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06-25-2024, 08:10 AM | #130 |
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I'd think it would have the opposite than intended effect if you tried to flash it intentionally to impress someone.
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I live in a fairly wealthy zip code. BMWs are like Toyotas so no one notices.
Now, when I borrowed my buddies speed yellow GT3 and you would have thought I was Brad Pitt when I am way more like Steve Buscemi. ![]() Just one example. I was sitting at a long light and a very attractive 30ish woman pulls up on my left. Her left hand is on the steering wheel and her wedding ring is visible. She rolls her window down and starts with “Nice car. I love the color”. I say thanks, she makes a few other comments about random stuff like the weather. She then hits me with “I was just heading to lunch by myself, would you like to join me?”. I say no thanks and mention her ring. She says something like “that doesn't matter, he travels a lot for work”. So no, the BMW doesn't work but a $200K Porsche is a panty dropper. |
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