[JayKay335i]

I'll fedex you the trophy. Do it while shes sleeping so it winds up on the front page 5 photos before she even realizes.

[Wakka]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I'll fedex you the trophy. Do it while shes sleeping so it winds up on the front page 5 photos before she even realizes.

you make a really good point...

[Comet]

Originally Posted by stimpy

The blonde in the middle *maybe* .. could be a 40 yarder though.

+1

Originally Posted by Wakka

I'd surely win asshole of the year if i did...

And Troll of the year award

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profit

[escobar929]

lol i feel bad for fatty, if a fat hairy dude wont touch that, who would?

[XYR03]

Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too... but they got to pay.

[skinnycow]

she needs to get on the show "i used to be fat", most overweight people look so much better when they lose the weight she has potential, just try the Italian chandelier on her 3-4 times a day ^_^


Calories Burned During Sex:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary...................................12 Calories
69 lying down...............................78 Calories
69 standing up..............................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories
Doggy Style..................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real........................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1,31 5 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories *****
70 and over........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly..........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door......8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

[Verbiage]

^^ ROFL.



You made all that up, didn't you skinnycow?

[skinnycow]

Originally Posted by Bavarian III

^^ ROFL.



You made all that up, didn't you skinnycow?

found it on this website (http://www.sodahead.com/living/calor...x/blog-263669/), it's probably made up, but very funny

[InsaneSkippy]

Originally Posted by Wakka

I'd surely win asshole of the year if i did...

This whole thread is leading up to it...

If you DON'T do it, you've just been wasting everyone's time with the boring tales of a lonely fat person complaining.

[ragingclue]

OP bang fatty yet?

[newdadkel]

OP better stay on top or doggy. If she ends up cowgirl on him, game over bro.
skinny cow, do you have a calorie count for that?

[Wakka]

Originally Posted by InsaneSkippy

This whole thread is leading up to it...

If you DON'T do it, you've just been wasting everyone's time with the boring tales of a lonely fat person complaining.

youre so right... after this statement i am SERIOUSLY considering posting that up on her wall. I have class in an hour, that class goes for 3 hours. You guys have 4 hours to convince me to / or not to post that picture on her wall.

Bonus points if you give me a funny caption to put on it.

Even more bonus points if JayKay makes an even funnier picture to post on there.

ready... set.... go

[ragingclue]

I dunno dude.... I'm not sure what she did to deserve that sort of thing....

[Augenbrauezug]

Originally Posted by ragingclue

I dunno dude.... I'm not sure what she did to deserve that sort of thing....

A little extreme, would be extremely funny, but over the top. I vote no to posting that photo and tagging her, but I vote yes to something a little more mild.

Linking her here still gets the punch line across, without humiliating her in front of all you and her's friends.

[Augenbrauezug]

besides she was talking shit about that dude that was hitting on her, payback's a bitch, but payback's fair.

[Blake]

just caught up on the entire thread. OP wants to smash but totally downplaying it. playing hard to get isn't going to make her go away. you're gonna have to use brute force tactics if you mean business.

[Wakka]

Originally Posted by Blake

just caught up on the entire thread. OP wants to smash but totally downplaying it. playing hard to get isn't going to make her go away. you're gonna have to use brute force tactics if you mean business.

/facepalm

Close but not exactly... i used to bang one of her friends... i don't really talk much to her anymore but she still wants me and always asks me to go to the city with her.

while i don't really care much about fatty, her friend is hot and under 120 pounds... as nycgp says "Shes definitely in my weight class". not sure i'm willing to ruin that completely.

[Verbiage]

Soo much vanity!

[JayKay335i]

Need to study but if you wait till later I'll add a cake or an ice cream sundae to it.

[Kroy]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Need to study but if you wait till later I'll add a cake or an ice cream sundae to it.

lol bet she'd like that

Messed up to say, but shopped face matches more than her real face. but then again, if she lost 40#'s she'd look real cute.

Originally Posted by Augenbrauezug

A little extreme, would be extremely funny, but over the top. I vote no to posting that photo and tagging her, but I vote yes to something a little more mild.

Linking her here still gets the punch line across, without humiliating her in front of all you and her's friends.

don't shit where you sleep

[Augenbrauezug]

Originally Posted by Kroy

lol bet she'd like that

Messed up to say, but shopped face matches more than her real face. but then again, if she lost 40#'s she'd look real cute.



don't shit where you sleep

Personally I wouldn't post the picture on facebook or link her here, was just giving an alternative. Besides posting that picture on facebook would qualify much more as shitting where you sleep than linking her here. She wouldn't try to make an account and fight a forum of like-minded assholes. A handful of the people here would rip her a new one faster than she could shovel a pint of ben and jerrys down her throat, let alone all the people that would respond. Posting it on facebook would get negative attention from almost anyone, it's not classy and facebook is FAR from this off-topic forum. Almost anything flies here.

[Freakazoid]

posting on facebook would be hilarious but would be a real dick move... you'd deserve ANY retaliation that came your way