Confess here

F30lolz · 11-28-2018, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

After this disgusting WEEK of complete life failures I prayed that something would go right. My BMW finally shook my hand and delivered no "Drivetrain Malfunction" errors to make me contemplate suicide.

Will it happen again? Probably!

Will I be stressed enough again to say "WTF you GD CAR! I GIVE YOU MY ALL! Every SECOND of my life is devoted to YOU! It's 26 DEGREES out in this MUTHAFUCKA and I'm out here Loving on you! Can you PLEASE just not give me one Malfunction...just ONE!!"

Who knows...

all I know now is that my BMW is pleased with me at the moment and I'm just sitting in it and enjoying it.

Life...if good for now.

Nothing good happens past 2AM.

Banned

Kyngofpop · 11-28-2018, 10:41 PM

Confession: I LOVE this car more than the law allows. I sourced the only BMW-LL04 approved oil in my area several hours ago(Liqui-Moly)and changed it AGAIN and it ran smoother than a knife thru butter. Hurray!!

Let it run a few hours In the driveway while cleaning it in 30 degree weather. Got it all cleaned up and then BAMM!! DTM on cylinder 8

. Cylinder 8 was the plug and coil that I got lazy on when I did the last service. I didn't change that ONE coil and plug and apparently the car sensed it. WHAT A BITCH! Had to change them tonight and everything is kosher so far.

Real confession: if this car was all good I'd probably HATE it but it keeps me guessing and I kinda sorta like that🤷🏽*♂️.

Kinda weird that I complain about this car so much but keep sinking money and time into it...fact is that lots of ppl gave up on me and threw me to the side without even giving me a chance or trying to see my worth.

I keep this car because I KNOW it's worth it! Idgaf about the costs to maintain it, that's a price to PAY! But I inherently LOVE to drive and like to be adored(discretely). Screw my complaints and gripes because I have a heart and know that this car feels everything I'm doing for her...shit I'm going to insurance court in a few weeks to dispute the charges and rates I've been amassed. That's LOVE!

1MOREMOD · 11-28-2018, 10:46 PM

Dude make up your mind

Kyngofpop · 11-28-2018, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Dude make up your mind

I can't. I fkn LOVE this CAR!! Like...I wanna let it sleep in my bed! Lord HELP!!

Kyngofpop · 11-28-2018, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Dude, you shouldn't use LL04. The correct oil is LL01.

Deflated. I'm now dying a slow death...don't DO that!!

Kyngofpop · 11-28-2018, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Dude, you shouldn't use LL04. The correct oil is LL01.

Deflated. I'm now dying a slow death...don't DO that!!

It's not a big deal, it just isn't supposed to be "long life" then, just change it a bit sooner as I'm sure you do every oil change

I change it every 12 hours so far. Is that "long life approved"? Cause I'm DYING!! The longest I've gone so far was 3 days and that had me shitting BRICKS!!

1MOREMOD · 11-28-2018, 11:00 PM

You must be joking

Kyngofpop · 11-28-2018, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You must be joking

I'm not

Kyngofpop · 11-28-2018, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You must be joking

Kinda sorta but not really. I fkn ADORE this car...omfg! It makes my dick hard just to look at it...and I'm a BOTTOM! WtF BMW?!

1MOREMOD · 11-28-2018, 11:10 PM

Banned

Turkish Pickle · 11-28-2018, 11:14 PM

so the sticker on my car said i had ~4700 miles to get it changed, service manual said 7500mi intervals so i got my oil changed at 74xx...

im sure i could've went longer but the car was screaming at me i just felt bad

please do tell me you actually don't change the oil every 12 hours

Darth One · 11-30-2018, 03:14 PM

for the life of me i can't tell the Texas flag from the Puerto Rican flag. i always have to google to remember which one is which

F30lolz · 11-30-2018, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Confession: I LOVE this car more than the law allows. I sourced the only BMW-LL04 approved oil in my area several hours ago(Liqui-Moly)and changed it AGAIN and it ran smoother than a knife thru butter. Hurray!!

Let it run a few hours In the driveway while cleaning it in 30 degree weather. Got it all cleaned up and then BAMM!! DTM on cylinder 8

. Cylinder 8 was the plug and coil that I got lazy on when I did the last service. I didn't change that ONE coil and plug and apparently the car sensed it. WHAT A BITCH! Had to change them tonight and everything is kosher so far.

Real confession: if this car was all good I'd probably HATE it but it keeps me guessing and I kinda sorta like that🤷🏽*♂️.

Kinda weird that I complain about this car so much but keep sinking money and time into it...fact is that lots of ppl gave up on me and threw me to the side without even giving me a chance or trying to see my worth.

I keep this car because I KNOW it's worth it! Idgaf about the costs to maintain it, that's a price to PAY! But I inherently LOVE to drive and like to be adored(discretely). Screw my complaints and gripes because I have a heart and know that this car feels everything I'm doing for her...shit I'm going to insurance court in a few weeks to dispute the charges and rates I've been amassed. That's LOVE!

Why you no blocky platey?

I will now post up the skeletons in your closet.

BTW, what was the outcome of that bitch ass customer complaint on you?

Kyngofpop · 11-30-2018, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Confession: I LOVE this car more than the law allows. I sourced the only BMW-LL04 approved oil in my area several hours ago(Liqui-Moly)and changed it AGAIN and it ran smoother than a knife thru butter. Hurray!!

Let it run a few hours In the driveway while cleaning it in 30 degree weather. Got it all cleaned up and then BAMM!! DTM on cylinder 8

. Cylinder 8 was the plug and coil that I got lazy on when I did the last service. I didn't change that ONE coil and plug and apparently the car sensed it. WHAT A BITCH! Had to change them tonight and everything is kosher so far.

Real confession: if this car was all good I'd probably HATE it but it keeps me guessing and I kinda sorta like that🤷🏽*♂️.

Kinda weird that I complain about this car so much but keep sinking money and time into it...fact is that lots of ppl gave up on me and threw me to the side without even giving me a chance or trying to see my worth.

I keep this car because I KNOW it's worth it! Idgaf about the costs to maintain it, that's a price to PAY! But I inherently LOVE to drive and like to be adored(discretely). Screw my complaints and gripes because I have a heart and know that this car feels everything I'm doing for her...shit I'm going to insurance court in a few weeks to dispute the charges and rates I've been amassed. That's LOVE!

Why you no blocky platey?

I will now post up the skeletons in your closet.

BTW, what was the outcome of that bitch ass customer complaint on you?

"Blocky platey"? Come again?!

And we all have skeletons! Yes, I've said many, MANY times that I "HATE THIS FKN CAR" but it is what it is. I signed the loan papers so it is what it is.

Remember that time Bill Clinton got his dick sucked? I too have had that done and will deny it if asked publicly by the disgusting tricks that I've encountered.

Life happens. Enjoy

Darth One · 11-30-2018, 09:13 PM

Please tell me you were kidding, or made a typo, about changing your oil every 12 hours. Just thinking about it gives me anxiety

CTinline-six · 11-30-2018, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

Please tell me you were kidding, or made a typo, about changing your oil every 12 hours. Just thinking about it gives me anxiety

That's a lot of oil.

Kyngofpop · 11-30-2018, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

Please tell me you were kidding, or made a typo, about changing your oil every 12 hours. Just thinking about it gives me anxiety

I still do it. Wasn't kidding. But until my "DTM" goes away I'm dedicated to finding the source of the issue and if it's my not adhering to BMW rules than I'm learning a hard lesson that I'm willing to take an"L" on. In fact the only reason I didn't change it tonight is because I've finally gotten the "all systems ok message" that I've been trying to seek on this journey.

I LOVE my BMW, don't get it wrong! But when things go wrong I absolutely HATE it and admit to downing it when things happen.

Do I HATE my "child", no. Do I wish it were more reliable? YES! Would I throw it out in the street because it let me down? Not hardly!

Because as a parent of a temperamental child I've learned to deal with its tantrums and know that one day it'll grow up.

I look at my cars as humans. As much as they let me down I know someday that I'll be thankful for what they've done.

Darth One · 11-30-2018, 09:32 PM

I'm breathing into a brown paper bag rn

Darth One · 11-30-2018, 09:35 PM

Because of kyngofpop. Please make him stop changing his oil

Confession: I made a mistake and initially typed his name as kyngofpoo. Ninja edit time!

bimmette · 11-30-2018, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

Because of kyngofpoo. Please make him stop changing his oil

I was seriously concerned for you for a second!

Darth One · 11-30-2018, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth One

Because of kyngofpoo. Please make him stop changing his oil

I was seriously concerned for you for a second!

Dammit! And now you quoted my unfortunate mistake for posterity

Kyngofpop · 11-30-2018, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I'm breathing into a brown paper bag rn

😂😂😂

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Kyngofpop First Lieutenant 641 Rep 361 Posts Drives: BMW 4 Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: NC iTrader: (0)	Confession: I LOVE this car more than the law allows. I sourced the only BMW-LL04 approved oil in my area several hours ago(Liqui-Moly)and changed it AGAIN and it ran smoother than a knife thru butter. Hurray!! Let it run a few hours In the driveway while cleaning it in 30 degree weather. Got it all cleaned up and then BAMM!! DTM on cylinder 8 . Cylinder 8 was the plug and coil that I got lazy on when I did the last service. I didn't change that ONE coil and plug and apparently the car sensed it. WHAT A BITCH! Had to change them tonight and everything is kosher so far. Real confession: if this car was all good I'd probably HATE it but it keeps me guessing and I kinda sorta like that🤷🏽*♂️. Kinda weird that I complain about this car so much but keep sinking money and time into it...fact is that lots of ppl gave up on me and threw me to the side without even giving me a chance or trying to see my worth. I keep this car because I KNOW it's worth it! Idgaf about the costs to maintain it, that's a price to PAY! But I inherently LOVE to drive and like to be adored(discretely). Screw my complaints and gripes because I have a heart and know that this car feels everything I'm doing for her...shit I'm going to insurance court in a few weeks to dispute the charges and rates I've been amassed. That's LOVE! Attached Images __________________ Janet Jackson Unbreakable World Tour
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