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      12-03-2018, 03:01 PM   #1563
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Do I have a voice (without making anything up here - if not, be honest, it doesn't bother me at all, just curious)?
Actually yes, you do. It shouldn't be a surprise at all, but it's the Joker from Batman - The original Cesar Romero though. I'm sorry it's not one of the cooler later guys, but it's even cooler that the voice I read your posts in belongs to the OG.

Can't help it.

I also get nicknames that just "fall" into my head for people I see everyday but have no interaction with and have no control over what nicknames come to mind (Corvina Fish Hair, Hatchet Face, Mole head, Yarn Hair, Big Foot, Mr Blue Hat, Laughing Cow, Whitehead - I ride the train with all of them) . I'm pretty sure I'd be classified on some spectrum somewhere if I were to be tested

I guess that's my second confession here today.
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      12-03-2018, 03:09 PM   #1564
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Actually yes, you do. It shouldn't be a surprise at all, but it's the Joker from Batman - The original Cesar Romero though. I'm sorry it's not one of the cooler later guys, but it's even cooler that the voice I read your posts in belongs to the OG.

Can't help it.

I also get nicknames that just "fall" into my head for people I see everyday but have no interaction with and have no control over what nicknames come to mind (Corvina Fish Hair, Hatchet Face, Mole head, Yarn Hair, Big Foot, Mr Blue Hat, Laughing Cow, Whitehead - I ride the train with all of them) . I'm pretty sure I'd be classified on some spectrum somewhere if I were to be tested

I guess that's my second confession here today.
Ha ha, not bad, it is very fitting.

We'd all probably be on the spectrum if tested...I certainly would be. Or at least I believe that I could fool the person administering the test very easily if not.
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Ha ha, not bad, it is very fitting.

We'd all probably be on the spectrum if tested...I certainly would be. Or at least I believe that I could fool the person administering the test very easily if not.
Tries to get on teh spectrum, gets kicked off for cheating
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I confess I applied to 2 jobs in Vancouver dreaming of the day I'd grab a coffee with bimmette so she could introduce me to my new town.
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      12-03-2018, 06:31 PM   #1567
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My confession for today is when I read posts from regular OT posters, I get made up voices for them in my head as I read their posts. I don't know how they get there, they've just landed there over the years.

Every post I read from UncleWede is in a Terry O'Quinn/John Locke from "Lost" voice

Every post I read from 1MOREMOD is in a Norman Reedus/ Daryl Dixon from TWD voice.

Today's exchange between the two was especially entertaining.
U could ruin your impression of me and get in the way-back machine and listen to the interview bimmette did of some of us OGs
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My confession for today is when I read posts from regular OT posters, I get made up voices for them in my head as I read their posts. I don't know how they get there, they've just landed there over the years.

Every post I read from UncleWede is in a Terry O'Quinn/John Locke from "Lost" voice

Every post I read from 1MOREMOD is in a Norman Reedus/ Daryl Dixon from TWD voice.

Today's exchange between the two was especially entertaining.
U could ruin your impression of me and get in the way-back machine and listen to the interview bimmette did of some of us OGs
I've listened to them all back in the day, but Bimmette's real voice is the only that overpowered my imaginary voice for all interviewees. You're still John Locke, sorrynotsorry
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Confession time: I signed up for a spin class and I love it. Me, one other dude, and about 30 chicks. First time I've ever enjoyed cardio. Oh, and the views from the back row ain't too shabby either.
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Confession time: I signed up for a spin class and I love it. Me, one other dude, and about 30 chicks. First time I've ever enjoyed cardio. Oh, and the views from the back row ain't too shabby either.
Related, I really enjoy yoga classes. Similar benefits too, but with more variety of scenery
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Confession time: I signed up for a spin class and I love it. Me, one other dude, and about 30 chicks. First time I've ever enjoyed cardio. Oh, and the views from the back row ain't too shabby either.
Related, I really enjoy yoga classes. Similar benefits too, but with more variety of scenery
Yeah, I do that too but wasn't ready to admit it just yet. Thanks for giving me the courage to come forward. Ha ha ha!
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my confession for today: i always open bpost (and my other forums) with a lot of trepidation on mondays...because i'm afraid to discover what kind of drunken shit i'd been posting all over during the weekend.
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iono, that sig picture kinda sells itself.

might want to update your sig to say it's for sale, you goof and then you can say you're now up to 2% effort
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Confession: I'm clingy aF! Me and a "new" female friend are becoming much closer as friends lately. I say new because I've known her for 6 yrs but I rarely let ppl in so I've kept her at arms distance even though I adore her and her natural beauty(she's drop dead gorgeous, a complete 10) and spirit. She doesn't like that I curse and stuff but she sees the humor in all that I do from a genuine place even with my cussing. When I say we cut UP, I mean she laughs at my jokes until we are borderline in need of CPR. The kind of laughs where your head and diaphragm hurt and can't recover...it's serious.

I keep ppl at arms length because I hate when ppl just leave my life with no explanation (death, marriage, or otherwise) and I don't want it to happen again from a friend standpoint. She always says "I Love you FreddyB" and I shrug it off and kinda smile. Well today I said "I Love u back Miss. Courtney." And I meant it. As a guy I just hate getting so close to ppl because I get DEEPLY hurt when they leave. Maybe this'll be a friendship that'll stand the test of time🤷🏾*♂️

Maybe I can not be so clingy this time and just be a normal friend....
You should sleep with her. I speak from experience.
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Confession: I'm clingy aF! Me and a "new" female friend are becoming much closer as friends lately. I say new because I've known her for 6 yrs but I rarely let ppl in so I've kept her at arms distance even though I adore her and her natural beauty(she's drop dead gorgeous, a complete 10) and spirit. She doesn't like that I curse and stuff but she sees the humor in all that I do from a genuine place even with my cussing. When I say we cut UP, I mean she laughs at my jokes until we are borderline in need of CPR. The kind of laughs where your head and diaphragm hurt and can't recover...it's serious.

I keep ppl at arms length because I hate when ppl just leave my life with no explanation (death, marriage, or otherwise) and I don't want it to happen again from a friend standpoint. She always says "I Love you FreddyB" and I shrug it off and kinda smile. Well today I said "I Love u back Miss. Courtney." And I meant it. As a guy I just hate getting so close to ppl because I get DEEPLY hurt when they leave. Maybe this'll be a friendship that'll stand the test of time🤷🏾*♂️

Maybe I can not be so clingy this time and just be a normal friend....
You should sleep with her. I speak from experience.
Uhhh, not gna happen haha.
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Uhhh, not gna happen haha.
just curious and asking for a friend, you say this woman is a ten, do you even remotely have/feel the urge to have sex with this woman?
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I keep ppl at arms length because I hate when ppl just leave my life with no explanation
Confession: I wasn't going to tell you, but "I'm leaving


On a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again"


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Oh man, you are PERFECT for her. She can fundamentally recreate you in her image of what a man should be.
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I wouldn't rule it out because I do think she kinda "likes" me but it's just not in the cards. She and I both know that. She has asked me several times "have I dated girls before..." etc and I just give honest answers and move on.

I admire her wholesomeness and how naturally beautiful she is. When we're together there isn't a time when someone hasn't been like "you're absolutely gorgeous" or something of the sort. She's really humble and says thank you and moves on like a classy lady would and should.

We're both content on having a happy and jovial friendship. It's funny though when I tell her about my crushes on certain ppl she always ALWAYS thinks that they're below my standards
I'm thinking this discussion should be moved to the dating thread and lets have our way with it.....much how you should have your way with her.
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