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      05-29-2015, 09:37 PM   #1563
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If I was in Hollywood business, I am thinking about.....

making this movie like KevinJames/ChrisFarley level stupid-funny comedy. Ones that are so stupid, which viewer would tear up and laugh.

NOW, it is time for another Gold digger YouTube footage.



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There may be a couple whales lurking on this forum...
I highly doubt it.
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If I was in Hollywood business, I am thinking about.....

making this movie like KevinJames/ChrisFarley level stupid-funny comedy. Ones that are so stupid, which viewer would tear up and laugh.

NOW, it is time for another Gold digger YouTube footage.
Haha!! I saw a Bugatti one or maybe it was a Lamborghini. Some kid leans up on it and asks girls to lunch, they say yes and he walks them to the pos car parked behind it and they change their mind
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I highly doubt it.
not that I would know...the internet habits of millionaires are not easily understood...
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Real talk, I hate these prankster type videos.

I was almost arrested because while I was walking my dog a few months back, some wannabe you tubers came up from behind me and "humped" me and obviously with my background boxing for over 10 years, I turned around and broke the guys nose with one hit.

The cops showed up and while these little shits were screaming all holy hell that they were going to press charges on me, their dumbasses didn't realize they recorded themselves sexually assaulting me- so nothing would stand as I did an act in self defense.

Hate these fuckers trying to be funny.
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Real talk, I hate these prankster type videos.

I was almost arrested because while I was walking my dog a few months back, some wannabe you tubers came up from behind me and "humped" me and obviously with my background boxing for over 10 years, I turned around and broke the guys nose with one hit.

The cops showed up and while these little shits were screaming all holy hell that they were going to press charges on me, their dumbasses didn't realize they recorded themselves sexually assaulting me- so nothing would stand as I did an act in self defense.

Hate these fuckers trying to be funny.
...and that's prior to the M6! I can only imagine with your superior good looks and that M6...
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Real talk, I hate these prankster type videos.

I was almost arrested because while I was walking my dog a few months back, some wannabe you tubers came up from behind me and "humped" me and obviously with my background boxing for over 10 years, I turned around and broke the guys nose with one hit.

The cops showed up and while these little shits were screaming all holy hell that they were going to press charges on me, their dumbasses didn't realize they recorded themselves sexually assaulting me- so nothing would stand as I did an act in self defense.

Hate these fuckers trying to be funny.
...and that's prior to the M6! I can only imagine with your superior good looks and that M6...
Don't tell my boy this, but he gets no joy rides in the M6. Strictly Yaris to the dog park
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Good catch.
If I was with someone, I would txt a cute cat, dog, furry animals, milk, pluffy bears. Great way to soften and get a trust of non-committed girl I hook up for fun.

Picture he would never post when he cannot meet you are:
Clubs, Social gathering, selfie at the restaurant.

Just remember, you have NemesisX, Bachelor#1, and few high rollers (who i've mentioned) as a safety net. OF course, you gotta build the safety net first.
I actually noticed he did that. Guido went to a club. Posted a photo but oddly enough deleted it within 20 minutes. Ugly ass tattooed girl that was taller than him and he's 6'0
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I pull the similar prank long (more than a decade) time ago.
One of the girl I've met at conference lived in Los Angeles, but went to school in SF.
During her vacation, she went back to her family in Burbank. She called and decide to meet her at [end of] my work place.
There was a filthy car parked behind me (with mcdonald bags, napkins all over inside), and told her this was my car.
Her reaction wasn't as bad. she said "typical single male's car"
While she tried to open the door, I told her it isn't my car.

I don't think she was a gold digger, but if she was, she was at least intermediate. She recommanded me to go to UCLA area, because she knows that area well. She said she knows a real cheap (and good) parking space.

As soon as we reached the parking space, she got out the car like a lightning. ?????? what the...

Found out she immediately went to the parking guy and paid from her own pocket. Again, if she was a gold digger, she probably went to University of Gold Digger at Beverly Hills.


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Haha!! I saw a Bugatti one or maybe it was a Lamborghini. Some kid leans up on it and asks girls to lunch, they say yes and he walks them to the pos car parked behind it and they change their mind
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If I was in Hollywood business, I am thinking about.....

making this movie like KevinJames/ChrisFarley level stupid-funny comedy. Ones that are so stupid, which viewer would tear up and laugh.

NOW, it is time for another Gold digger YouTube footage.



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That is damn funny right there...
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Someone has to make this movie.....would be a blockbuster I'm sure
That video was hilarious....she even assaulted him with a good ol blast a saliva :
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If I was in Hollywood business, I am thinking about.....

making this movie like KevinJames/ChrisFarley level stupid-funny comedy. Ones that are so stupid, which viewer would tear up and laugh.

NOW, it is time for another Gold digger YouTube footage.
Haha!! I saw a Bugatti one or maybe it was a Lamborghini. Some kid leans up on it and asks girls to lunch, they say yes and he walks them to the pos car parked behind it and they change their mind
Awesome...what was her reaction...she go through with it?
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not that I would know...the internet habits of millionaires are not easily understood...
I wouldn't know either and I'm mostly speculating. I just feel like posting in an off topic BMW forum of all things is too beneath true whales.

That's not to say there aren't affluent people here. Many (perhaps most) of us are probably affluent. But no whales (my guess).
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Mr.SugarSkulls, even if you did knock them out, they should thank you for not putting lead in them. It it was state like TX, FL, and some 30+ states in US, consequences of physical prank would've been far worse than a Knock Out.

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Real talk, I hate these prankster type videos.

I was almost arrested because while I was walking my dog a few months back, some wannabe you tubers came up from behind me and "humped" me and obviously with my background boxing for over 10 years, I turned around and broke the guys nose with one hit.

The cops showed up and while these little shits were screaming all holy hell that they were going to press charges on me, their dumbasses didn't realize they recorded themselves sexually assaulting me- so nothing would stand as I did an act in self defense.

Hate these fuckers trying to be funny.



I am not a tenured professor of U of GD at BH, but....


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I actually noticed he did that. Guido went to a club. Posted a photo but oddly enough deleted it within 20 minutes. Ugly ass tattooed girl that was taller than him and he's 6'0
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Real talk, I hate these prankster type videos.

I was almost arrested because while I was walking my dog a few months back, some wannabe you tubers came up from behind me and "humped" me and obviously with my background boxing for over 10 years, I turned around and broke the guys nose with one hit.

The cops showed up and while these little shits were screaming all holy hell that they were going to press charges on me, their dumbasses didn't realize they recorded themselves sexually assaulting me- so nothing would stand as I did an act in self defense.

Hate these fuckers trying to be funny.
The good,the bad and ugly,yep pranks gone wrong.....a whole other tv reality series
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My pure guess (I may be totally wrong), but small size whales or even elephants would be in bmw technical forums, and X vs Y cars mainly.

I think they are more interested in about the vehicles itself, and just logout.

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I wouldn't know either and I'm mostly speculating. I just feel like posting in an off topic BMW forum of all things is too beneath true whales.

That's not to say there aren't affluent people here. Many (perhaps most) of us are probably affluent. But no whales (my guess).
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My pure guess (I may be totally wrong), but small size whales or even elephants would be in bmw technical forums, and X vs Y cars mainly.

I think they are more interested in about the vehicles itself, and just logout.
+1 Yeah I wouldn't doubt that. They'd probably just come on for information they need pertaining to their car and log out just as quickly. I doubt they'd be "shooting the shit" with the rest of us plebeians
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Either you are correct or it can be classic "you are too good for me dump" bad sex.

"Sorry, I could not go to romantic trips with you, because I got a all weekend meeting with compliance."
(Texting in bed with a gal who he just met at med school graduation party)


"Hey. I know you don't like guys who have no job. I wish you find some who can at least buy you a dinner at a casual diner."
(From a guy who is starting a Sr vp position at s&p500 firm. Beat time to dump a digger is between job. He knowas he can do better now... lol
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Where there's a will, there's a way. This guy is giving up too easy, meaning he's got options.
Ha! You're both wrong!!!!!!! He made me breakfast

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Either you are correct or it can be classic "you are too good for me dump" bad sex.

"Sorry, I could not go to romantic trips with you, because I got a all weekend meeting with compliance."
(Texting in bed with a gal who he just met at med school graduation party)


"Hey. I know you don't like guys who have no job. I wish you find some who can at least buy you a dinner at a casual diner."
(From a guy who is starting a Sr vp position at s&p500 firm. Beat time to dump a digger is between job. He knowas he can do better now... lol
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Where there's a will, there's a way. This guy is giving up too easy, meaning he's got options.
Ha! You're both wrong!!!!!!! He made me breakfast
What did he make
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What did he make
Well after his whole "I'm moving to TX for 3 months and we can't be together but you're a special girl" texts...... A couple hours later he's blowing up my phone as he's leaving the office. Remember the whole point of this thread was about my second date with this particular guy since we had such an amazingly fun first date. I figured what the heck do I have to lose at this point? Long version very short, he made me eggs, toast, turkey bacon (I don't eat pork), and cut up fruit.
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Well after his whole "I'm moving to TX for 3 months and we can't be together but you're a special girl" texts...... A couple hours later he's blowing up my phone as he's leaving the office. Remember the whole point of this thread was about my second date with this particular guy since we had such an amazingly fun first date. I figured what the heck do I have to lose at this point? Long version very short, he made me eggs, toast, turkey bacon (I don't eat pork), and cut up fruit.
My theory is that he tried to get rid of you with that text. His other date probably cancelled last minute so he invited you over to spend the night before he "moves to texas for 3 months". He made you breakfast because he had to make himself breakfast anyways. It doesn't sound like he's been making much effort since the first date, Sara. He is just not into you.
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Ha! You're both wrong!!!!!!! He made me breakfast
He's so considerate, most guys don't make the booty-call breakfast.
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Does it change the fact if I said no to going over his house and he came to mine?
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