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      06-23-2016, 01:33 PM   #1563
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Those eye brows are queer.
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      06-23-2016, 01:35 PM   #1564
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Damn, I didn't even think it was that bad LOL.
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      06-23-2016, 01:36 PM   #1565
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Hahaha, all of you guys wouldn't have even noticed if I didn't mention it.
You guys just notice boobs, while I'm like, uh her eyebrows! :
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      06-23-2016, 01:36 PM   #1566
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May be less, it was just a guess damnit! You talking to the chick that you posted on that page?
Shit! LOL.


And I unmatched the black one, still talking to the white one. She works in the labor and delivery department at a hospital down the street from me, 12 hour graveyard shifts.


Needless to say, we don't speak that often. LOL.
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      06-23-2016, 01:37 PM   #1567
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I noticed the boobs, had to go back and do a double take on the eyebrows to verify.
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      06-23-2016, 01:37 PM   #1568
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Hahaha, all of you guys wouldn't have even noticed if I didn't mention it.
You guys just notice boobs, while I'm like, uh her eyebrows! :
Half of them didn't even know she had eyes, let alone eyebrow spacing issues.
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      06-23-2016, 01:39 PM   #1569
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Hahaha, all of you guys wouldn't have even noticed if I didn't mention it.
You guys just notice boobs, while I'm like, uh her eyebrows! :
Half of them didn't even know she had eyes, let alone eyebrow spacing issues.


Paper bags, right?
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      06-23-2016, 01:44 PM   #1570
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Shit! LOL.


And I unmatched the black one, still talking to the white one. She works in the labor and delivery department at a hospital down the street from me, 12 hour graveyard shifts.


Needless to say, we don't speak that often. LOL.
That's racist.

How many days a week? You could butter her up real good so when she does have time off she wants to bang.
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That's racist.

How many days a week? You could butter her up real good so when she does have time off she wants to bang.
Yeah, I think it could be like 5 12's or some shit. She's so cute though, makes great conversation. Just busy AF. I'm in no rush though, between the gym/school/work/house remodeling, I'm always busy.
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Paper bags, right?
Sharpie. Just fill in the gap. Unibrow.
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I am to an extent. I'm just looking for a bang, though. Pump and dump, bae.
Be careful where you leave the stuff...
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Where've you been?! I do not approve of this absence.
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That's racist.

How many days a week? You could butter her up real good so when she does have time off she wants to bang.
Yeah, I think it could be like 5 12's or some shit. She's so cute though, makes great conversation. Just busy AF. I'm in no rush though, between the gym/school/work/house remodeling, I'm always busy.
Don't forget the girlfriend too
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For me, eyebrows, face, hair, boobs.

Me like eyebrows.
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      06-23-2016, 02:03 PM   #1578
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Don't forget the girlfriend too
Haha we're done, man.
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For me, eyebrows, face, hair, boobs.

Me like eyebrows.
Eyes and teeth man... I have a real thing for teeth. If someone doesn't have decent dentition, I just can't even. And they way people form words, the way their mouth moves. I have a real fixation on that sort of thing. I say to my wife all the time while we are watching TV... "Look at how she moves her tongue when she talks." And she responds "Thanks, now I can't unsee it either." *changes channel*
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Haha we're done, man.
Oooooh!!!!!! Verb is on the loose!!
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Where've you been?! I do not approve of this absence.
I have been working too much. The next 2 weeks will be brutal, as well. I've been jumping on and reading but not posting that often. I will be back to normal after the week of the 4th.
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Couldn't find bathroom selfie, so this will have to do.
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Oooooh!!!!!! Verb is on the loose!!
Couldn't find bathroom selfie, so this will have to do.
I know you're sad that you miss out on his Instagram selfies. He's always posts his selfies wearing only boxers
I could send them to you if you want!
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