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      09-29-2021, 07:05 PM   #155
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The Doll Thread is one of the treasures of BP-OT. It should be gold plated and enshrined as a sticky for all to see!!

Wakka is a GENIUS!!
Can I get cliff notes or a link? I wasn’t here and curiosity has me
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Wakka infiltrated a community of people who have relationships with life-sized dolls. He was, at first, rejected but came up with a story to get back in and even had the mod apologizing for kicking him out. The peanut gallery, BP-OT members, then chimed in with questions to ask and other GREAT suggestions.

In the meanwhile, the mods did more searching to continue vetting Wakka and discovered The Doll Thread leading to his subsequent and final ejection along with a tersely worded response.

It was Pure Gold!! We shall never see its like again. EPIC!!

You can find the link by going to Wakka's profile and searching for threads he started.
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Dude, I thought I started late. I'm your age and my youngest is nine. I'll be lucky to live long enough to see him get into high school
Yeah, I got a really late start.

My first marriage didn't last long and luckily I didn't have kids. I took a break from long term relationships for a while after that. My current wife is 50, so both us being on the older side and having young kids is stressful. I'm 20yrs older than some of the parents in our kids class. I have zero in common with them and most of my existing friends are almost empty nesters.

The good thing though about having kids later is that my wife and I travelled all over the world. And we spent our money on stupid things without regret.

I'm sure I'll live a long time. Only the good die young and I can be a real asshole.
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Yeah, I got a really late start.

My first marriage didn't last long and luckily I didn't have kids. I took a break from long term relationships for a while after that. My current wife is 50, so both us being on the older side and having young kids is stressful. I'm 20yrs older than some of the parents in our kids class. I have zero in common with them and most of my existing friends are almost empty nesters.

The good thing though about having kids later is that my wife and I travelled all over the world. And we spent our money on stupid things without regret.

I'm sure I'll live a long time. Only the good die young and I can be a real asshole.
How old are you guys and how old were you when you had your kids? GF wants the option to have kids, scares me at my age. Never had them.
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I think this thread has officially gone off the rails :-)

I can't keep track of all the topics/conversations going on.
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How old are you guys and how old were you when you had your kids? GF wants the option to have kids, scares me at my age. Never had them.
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I can't keep track of all the topics/conversations going on.
Y'all can't even communicate properly over rental vs driving your daily and you want to bring kids into this?
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Y'all can't even communicate properly over rental vs driving your daily and you want to bring kids into this?
It's/Its a recipe for disaster.
Gordon Ramsay level recipe? Also, excellent work on the apostrophes lol.

Fucking accountants. Stick to the maths!!!
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How old are you guys and how old were you when you had your kids? GF wants the option to have kids, scares me at my age. Never had them.
It's a math word problem. I'm 54, my wife is 50. Our twins are 9 years old. How old were my wife and I when we had kids?
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How old are you guys and how old were you when you had your kids? GF wants the option to have kids, scares me at my age. Never had them.
It's a math word problem. I'm 54, my wife is 50. Our twins are 9 years old. How old were my wife and I when we had kids?
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You're in OT, Rook. Off the rails is what we do.
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I just bought some pop secret extra butter microwave popcorn. I find that more of the kernels pop than any other brand. Plus, Clark Howard says it's the healthiest snack. Wait, maybe that was Dr. Oz
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Some 2007-2011 E90 posts I've read are intriguing to say the least
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It was a different time back then. A better time if you will. I had a lot more fun.
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Gentlemen, thank you for confirming my decision to settle down with some who doesn't have an operational uterus. I really dodged bullets with the 39 y/o and the 40 y/o. They both wanted kids. Love them. Have one. I'm good.
I make it sound bad I guess, the babies were really tough, we had zero support and the mrs is easily overwhelmed. But i'd still have em again if i had to, as they grow it gets very cool.

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How old are you guys and how old were you when you had your kids? GF wants the option to have kids, scares me at my age. Never had them.
I was 34 and 39 and to me, it was a bit too old. I mean younger than some folks here and i don't mean them any disrespect but before you know i you are dead tired, added 25 pounds, can't sleep etc and you just don't have the energy you did at 30.

It also depends on the couple, reality is a lot depends on the woman, it just does, especially if she plans to take mat leave. I'd go to work on 2 hours sleep, come home and find both the baby and the wife crying, mrs looked homeless. You need the woman to be able to tuck the kids under her arm and get on with it otherwise you end up with two parents who are absolutely wrecked and tempers fray.

I've actually suggested to young couples that the man sleep in the basement, there's not much he can do to help after the first few weeks when it is time to wake and feed the baby, i'd just be there as support but i did literally nothing other than fetch the baby. So my night is BUTCHERED, i zombie through the day, come home and we are both wrecked. I think it works better if the man gets some rest, comes home from work somewhat fresh, grabs the baby, relieves the wife, tell her to go run a bath and put the headphones on and get her dinner ready.

If the man then takes some pat leave as i did, reverse the roles.
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That's good I'm happy to hear. We always know things going well when we don't see you in ages lol.

The only doll that matter is the one that looks like you. Oh wait, no, that's a different thread.
Ahh the doll thread...that was Wakka that infiltrated them first right? Then didn't we take another shot a few years later at trying to get back in? I think so, but can't remember who took the shot.

Such a good thread though.
That was one of my greatest trolls to date.

The fatty texting me Thread was pretty good too. Ahh the old days of OT, I felt like Gerald from South Park.
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