[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Bro... She looks like she'd break your dick off and keep it for his collection. I'd hit her up if you need his help wrenching on your Bimmer.

He-she's like that shouldn't take Puckerface pics.

Puckerface pics should be reserved for chicks like this:

Yep , she looks really cute

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

3 more matches. All fat. All bad. SMFH.

I had two. Both fatties. Oh well.

Originally Posted by EALm4

are you just swiping right on everyone just to see what matches you get?
I'm too scared to do that haha

Do it. Worst case, you get matched with someone you don't like and you unmatch immediately. No biggie.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yeah dude but I stopped. Me and silvergray545 discussed this methodology and not only does it waste my likes, but increases (solidifies, actually) the fat messages.

That shit annoys me like nobody's business. But a thick white joint just matched me. I guess my verbiage is nice in the bio so they assume there's hope for African Americans. Or they want BBC. IDK.

This. Only benefit is, you mass right swipe and see who you match with. Instead of going through one by one hoping for a match. Takes less time.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mike.

Ok so when I had tinder I had "looking for a witch" or something like that and the amount of girls that would respond to that one line was insane.

Maybe you guys should throw that in there!!

Girls want to be witches for whatever reason

Originally Posted by Verbiage

LOL is that how you got your keeper?

Social experiment? LOL

[silvergray545]

Ran across this. Bumbling in a wedding dress. Nice

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Social experiment? LOL

I'm telling you, every girl wants to be a witch

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mike.

I'm telling you, every girl wants to be a witch

Yes but you don't want one? That's like posting for ugly, fat, lazy bitch. Great someone replied now what? 50 percent off crap you don't want isn't a good deal.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yes but you don't want one? That's like posting for ugly, fat, lazy bitch. Great someone replied now what?

I totally want a hot witch. They usually Don a great personality and a "chic" personality in bed!! Haha

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mike.

I'm telling you, every girl wants to be a witch

Alright, switching my Tinder bio to that and mass right swiping. Will report back.

[1MOREMOD]

Try getting an acrobat or gymnast that wants to practice mounts and dismounts instead

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Try getting an acrobat or gymnast that wants to practice mounts and dismounts instead

That's played out.

So is "Looking for my tinderella." But that shit was gold when nobody knew about it.

[1MOREMOD]

Okay you go on get yourself a chick who wants to cut your dick off and use it in a ceremony, sounds like you have it figured out.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Okay you go on get yourself a chick who wants to cut your dick off and use it in a ceremony, sounds like you have it figured out.

HAHAHA you're taking it a little too literal but that was hilarious

[1MOREMOD]

Well the nice girls are sluts too just don't identify that way and are outwardly cunts also.

[Mike.]

for the record, haley told me part of the reason why she swiped right (if we are stictly talking bio"

was
A) Wrote a book
B) she never saw anyone looking for a witch so she thought that was really unique and different

[1MOREMOD]

I should look for an alien I guess

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I should look for an alien I guess

And your trunk ?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Ran across this. Bumbling in a wedding dress. Nice

If you see them in a wedding dress...It means you came too late my friend !

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I should look for an alien I guess

put that in there and go to astoria queens.

[Robm129]

When I was on Tinder and Bumble I had the same words and pictures.

"I fitness because I pizza" and "I've had pizza on 4 continents"

It worked better on Bumble than Tinder because it gave girls something easy to mention in a first comment. My contact rate from matches on Bumble was better than 50% and I attribute that to what I wrote. All the first messages on Bumble were related to Pizza.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Robm129

When I was on Tinder and Bumble I had the same words and pictures.

"I fitness because I pizza" and "I've had pizza on 4 continents"

It worked better on Bumble than Tinder because it gave girls something easy to mention in a first comment. My contact rate from matches on Bumble was better than 50% and I attribute that to what I wrote. All the first messages on Bumble were related to Pizza.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

This. Only benefit is, you mass right swipe and see who you match with. Instead of going through one by one hoping for a match. Takes less time.

Yeah, TBH you set yourself up for mass disappointment anyway since most of the prettiest girls either aren't ever on their account, forgot to delete it, or are bots.


Or they just prefer Lebanese men IDK TF.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Robm129

When I was on Tinder and Bumble I had the same words and pictures.

"I fitness because I pizza" and "I've had pizza on 4 continents"

It worked better on Bumble than Tinder because it gave girls something easy to mention in a first comment. My contact rate from matches on Bumble was better than 50% and I attribute that to what I wrote. All the first messages on Bumble were related to Pizza.

Lol pizza is all they put in their bios. Must be a white girl thing.