Tinder/Dating Apps

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 01:27 PM

Korean and white. Very different. It kinda threw me off, in a good way. She has really nice lips. Skinny lips turn me off, so I'm not sure where those came from.

Also, I fucking love when girls wear those French braid things. I think that's what they're called.

So far, she's friendly. Paid off for me being black, for a change.

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 01:30 PM

This actually proved to be an excellent conversation starter.

silvergray545 · 06-25-2016, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Robm129

When I was on Tinder and Bumble I had the same words and pictures.

"I fitness because I pizza" and "I've had pizza on 4 continents"

It worked better on Bumble than Tinder because it gave girls something easy to mention in a first comment. My contact rate from matches on Bumble was better than 50% and I attribute that to what I wrote. All the first messages on Bumble were related to Pizza.

I may have to use this when I'm done looking for a witch.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yeah, TBH you set yourself up for mass disappointment anyway since most of the prettiest girls either aren't ever on their account, forgot to delete it, or are bots.

Or they just prefer Lebanese men IDK TF.

Oh GTFO! We all know these girls are looking for a black guy.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Korean and white. Very different. It kinda threw me off, in a good way. She has really nice lips. Skinny lips turn me off, so I'm not sure where those came from.

Also, I fucking love when girls wear those French braid things. I think that's what they're called.

So far, she's friendly. Paid off for me being black, for a change.

Gucci Mane and braids. Bitch might stab you if she catches you slippin. Just saying.

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Oh GTFO! We all know these girls are looking for a black guy.

Gucci Mane and braids. Bitch might stab you if she catches you slippin. Just saying.

Lol are they really?! They're quite bashful, if they really are. It's not the civil rights era anymore I'm not gonna go postal on a bitch.

I know right?! I met another that drives a manual transmission Jeep Wrangler that was recently totaled, maybe she can drive me home after my tattoo session today since my shifter arm will be virtually paralyzed.

Mywifes335 · 06-25-2016, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I had two. Both fatties. Oh well.

Do it. Worst case, you get matched with someone you don't like and you unmatch immediately. No biggie.

This. Only benefit is, you mass right swipe and see who you match with. Instead of going through one by one hoping for a match. Takes less time.

What was it like to bang a fat chick? Did she give an A+ effort?

Mike. · 06-25-2016, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

This actually proved to be an excellent conversation starter.

ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO BE A WITCH

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

This actually proved to be an excellent conversation starter.

ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO BE A WITCH

She honestly kinda looks like one.

Mike. · 06-25-2016, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

She honestly kinda looks like one.

you think I say this stuff for my health

Robm129 · 06-25-2016, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I've honestly lost count of the number of times girls have sent me this meme.

The amount of conversations that only involved Meme's and GIF's is astounding. It's a bold new world. (I'm only 31)

bimmette · 06-25-2016, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I've honestly lost count of the number of times girls have sent me this meme.

The amount of conversations that only involved Meme's and GIF's is astounding. It's a bold new world. (I'm only 31)

I'm learning a lot from this thread and it's confirming that I've made the right decision to not be on tinder

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

She honestly kinda looks like one.

you think I say this stuff for my health

Well, you're quite healthy when you aren't hungover.

Then again, maybe you drink excessively, purposely, so that you can be taken care of? The world may never know.

Robm129 · 06-25-2016, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm learning a lot from this thread and it's confirming that I've made the right decision to not be on tinder

Agreed that Tinder isn't the path...Bumble however?! I've been out of the game for the past couple months and it seemed that new apps were coming out monthly. Turns out you might actually meet someone that keeps you from caring about swiping right anymore. Also, dating in the DC area is stupid expensive. In two weeks I had 10 dates and was exhausted. Also realized I could have bought a MPE for my 235i and been much happier in the end.

gtron · 06-25-2016, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I will be eating pizza tomorrow. Thank you very much.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Korean and white. Very different. It kinda threw me off, in a good way. She has really nice lips. Skinny lips turn me off, so I'm not sure where those came from.

Also, I fucking love when girls wear those French braid things. I think that's what they're called.

So far, she's friendly. Paid off for me being black, for a change.

I like that she talks black too. I wonder if it's the Korean or White part of her that is a wannabe.

I talked like that to a bouncer once and he almost snatched me up like a bag of chips fat boy style and told me not to talk black to him. My vocabulary instantly expanded into the far reaches of Merriam-Webster's dictionary.

Oddly enough, I grew up in and around many "hoods" so I thought my cred was good.

Later that night I shot that big fat fuck in the face. jk jk

I wonder if any of what I just wrote is true or not.

gtron · 06-25-2016, 02:11 PM

Oh and I enjoy the occasional IPA. I was on my way of becoming a connoisseur for a short time due to the number of breweries in socal.

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by gtron

I like that she talks black too. I wonder if it's the Korean or White part of her that is a wannabe.

I talked like that to a bouncer once and he almost snatched me up like a bag of chips fat boy style and told me not to talk black to him. My vocabulary instantly expanded into the far reaches of Merriam-Webster's dictionary.

Oddly enough, I grew up in and around many "hoods" so I thought my cred was good.

Later that night I shot that big fat fuck in the face. jk jk

I wonder if any of what I just wrote is true or not.

I enjoyed this post.

But she had an alleged migraine last night and wrote back to me at 2:36AM. Seeing as I'm an old man, I wasn't up at that time. She's probably a bit of both, honestly. Her IG is private and those were just pics that I saw scrolling through her IG Tinder-linked profile. But she definitely got some hood in her. I like that.

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by gtron

Oh and I enjoy the occasional IPA. I was on my way of becoming a connoisseur for a short time due to the number of breweries in socal.

Yeah, emphasis on occasional. I've got a few that I can put her on to, if she likes DFH. So many different kinds of DFH though and SN is like, high rated entry level. Which is why I mentioned Ballast Point.

Mike. · 06-25-2016, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, you're quite healthy when you aren't hungover.

Then again, maybe you drink excessively, purposely, so that you can be taken care of? The world may never know.

Its starting to become a non hungover phenomenon too. Wednesday I woke up, She was like "

please insert here", then after, shes like okay getting acai bowls for us brb and I lived happily ever after AND made it work work on time

silvergray545 · 06-25-2016, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

What was it like to bang a fat chick? Did she give an A+ effort?

TF!? Ain't no fatties in my bed. I'm a ninja with that unmatch button.

silvergray545 · 06-25-2016, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Its starting to become a non hungover phenomenon too. Wednesday I woke up, She was like "

please insert here", then after, shes like okay getting acai bowls for us brb and I lived happily ever after AND made it work work on time

And you met her on Tinder? Damn. Does she have any sisters?

Mike. · 06-25-2016, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

And you met her on Tinder? Damn. Does she have any sisters?

yeah dude, but it was a long road to get to here.

Yes she does, but she does mega drugs--dont want to subject you to that life.

Aatish · 06-25-2016, 02:31 PM

You whipper snappers with your Tinderboxes and Bumblebees.

When I was your age, your mothers sent me their nudies via mail! Express post too!

1MOREMOD · 06-25-2016, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by gtron

Oh and I enjoy the occasional IPA. I was on my way of becoming a connoisseur for a short time due to the number of breweries in socal.

Best beer going, I can't get enough, it's why i have to work out.

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