[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Oh cmon man, I may not be smarter than you.

I've been talking to that girl on Bumble. She's extremely boring. I mean, I had a better conversation with my computer screen this morning trying to close the month of May out.

You've been doing well. I'm not going to knock you. I need to see some progress with this current one.

Jesus... a couple more of these posts and you two are going to get matched.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

We all know you're smarter than me.


It's funny because all of your matches and mine (sans the white-Korean mix) have literally been, like, meant for the other. Like the thick joint on Bumble you showed me, this girl.. and then the seemingly well put-together women that I've matched with being intended for a Lebanese man.


It is all quite amusing.

What makes a woman qualified for a "Lebanese" man? Lol.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Oh cmon man, I may not be smarter than you.

I've been talking to that girl on Bumble. She's extremely boring. I mean, I had a better conversation with my computer screen this morning trying to close the month of May out.

You've been doing well. I'm not going to knock you. I need to see some progress with this current one.

LMFAO! Holy shit that made me burst out laughing.


Yeah, she's very good, this one. I'm sure she expected a typical black guy, as most Hispanic girls are wary of black men. But I'm good with breaking the mold. It's what I do.


I'm only 73%, anyway.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

What makes a woman qualified for a "Lebanese" man? Lol.

TBH, IDK I just needed some conversation filler.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

What makes a woman qualified for a "Lebanese" man? Lol.

I think he's just referring to my fucked up standards. Lol

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

TBH, IDK I just needed some conversation filler.

Oh lol. I was gonna say Lebanese men are among the pickiest and most arrogant. Trust me, I know. I'm middle eastern. lol.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Oh lol. I was gonna say Lebanese men are among the pickiest and most arrogant. Trust me, I know. I'm middle eastern. lol.

Oh snap! She got you man! silvergray545

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

LMFAO! Holy shit that made me burst out laughing.


Yeah, she's very good, this one. I'm sure she expected a typical black guy, as most Hispanic girls are wary of black men. But I'm good with breaking the mold. It's what I do.


I'm only 73%, anyway.

Wait, I'm 73% black too. Maybe my matches are starting to make sense.

I need to take the "How Black Are You?" test again.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Oh lol. I was gonna say Lebanese men are among the pickiest and most arrogant. Trust me, I know. I'm middle eastern. lol.

10/10 post. Would wife.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh snap! She got you man! silvergray545

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Wait, I'm 73% black too. Maybe my matches are starting to make sense.

I need to take the "How Black Are You?" test again.

You can't do that. Because if you do, you might actually score higher than me this time.

Originally Posted by silvergray545

10/10 post. Would wife.

Haha. I like her.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You can't do that. Because if you do, you might actually score higher than me this time.



Haha. I like her.

Haha I know. I might actually be blacker now.

Now you see why I like middle eastern girls? They're all a pain in my ass.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Haha I know. I might actually be blacker now.

Now you see why I like middle eastern girls? They're all a pain in my ass.

With great beauty comes great responsibility and sacrifice.


....and great bank accounts?!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You can't do that. Because if you do, you might actually score higher than me this time.

Haha. I like her.

I dunno man... You seem to like anything with a hole between its legs and a heartbeat... Heartbeat part seems to be negotiable though...

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Haha I know. I might actually be blacker now.

Now you see why I like middle eastern girls? They're all a pain in my ass.

Yup that would be me.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

With great beauty comes great responsibility and sacrifice.


....and great bank accounts?!

Actually according to my notes from reading this thread, I would be too intelligent for you guys (since you guys mentioned you don't like smart women).

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Yup that would be me.

Verbiage silvergray545 You guys should see how she keeps the dudes in line over at F87. Haha...

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by shoei

I dunno man... You seem to like anything with a hole between its legs and a heartbeat... Heartbeat part seems to be negotiable though...

Why do black guys never seem to have standards? It's like not even a compliment if they hit on a woman. They hit on them all. It is a game of probability?

[jtodd_fl]

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[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by shoei

I dunno man... You seem to like anything with a hole between its legs and a heartbeat... Heartbeat part seems to be negotiable though...

Dammit shoei is back again.

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Why do black guys never seem to have standards? It's like not even a compliment if they hit on a woman. They hit on them all.

'Tis the order of the universe, my dear.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Actually according to my notes from reading this thread, I would be too intelligent for you guys.

The fact that you have to keep notes makes one question this said intelligence... We have female members here that don't need cliffnotes...

[Verbiage]

Although, I wouldn't be opposed to the corpse of Angelina Jolie, should I find her freshly deceased in an undisclosed location.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Why do black guys never seem to have standards? It's like not even a compliment if they hit on a woman. They hit on them all. It is a game of probability?

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