[smoosh]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Just when I didn't think OT could get any creepier... And you guys wonder why no women are around.

m'lady

[Axius]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

My parents never had sex, I was birthed by the stork through immaculate conception.

That's funny, I was the product of two lesbians that wanted to be artificially inseminated and then they left me in a dumpster where a family that lived in tunnels found me and brought me up as one of their own.

Originally Posted by smoosh

m'lady

Duel to the death for her?

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Axius

Duel to the death for her?

Well if he's an overweight half Asian guy, he might not wanna waste his time.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Axius

Duel to the death for her?

Fight me bro

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Well if he's an overweight half Asian guy, he might not wanna waste his time.

Actually, I'm a curvy (in all the right places) half White guy

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

My parents never had sex, I was birthed by the stork through immaculate conception.

Sounds like you are Jesus ?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by smoosh

A man put his head in a vagina?!

Must've been THE supreme ocean vagina

It was a whale my friend !

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Well if he's an overweight half Asian guy, he might not wanna waste his time.

Oh, well I didn't realize these facts. Guess I'll just have to go easy so he feels like he has a chance.

Originally Posted by smoosh

Fight me bro

Fine. What's your gladiator weapon? I'm using a katana because there's nothing gladiator about it, just raw Asian-ness.

[The Choosey begger]

I don't get some ladies, on the first date and in pics they look fine, the second date, uh oh, is this the same person?

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by anglo

I don't get some ladies, on the first date and in pics they look fine, the second date, uh oh, is this the same person?

No kidding though, I've been with girls in the past who legit look like dudes w/o makeup on

They run into this dilemma where they will break out if they don't take their makeup off before going to bed, but look like dudes if they do take their makeup off

The struggle is too real

[MightyMouseTech]

Originally Posted by anglo

I don't get some ladies, on the first date and in pics they look fine, the second date, uh oh, is this the same person?

Don't date disease ridden porn stars?

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Actually, I'm a curvy (in all the right places) half White guy

That might be a problem. I'm only into half white and half white guys.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

That might be a problem. I'm only into half white and half white guys.

Hah that's cool

I'm actually Indian and only into White girls

But at the end of the day...they're all pink on the inside!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Hah that's cool

I'm actually Indian and only into White girls

But at the end of the day...they're all pink on the inside!

I dated an Indian guy once. /story

I don't consider myself not white.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I dated an Indian guy once. /story

Was he Americanized?

UnAmericanized Indian girls are the WORST!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Was he Americanized?

UnAmericanized Indian girls are the WORST!

Yup. Investment banker....naturally.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Yup. Investment banker....naturally.

Ah, interesting. Would've thought doctor or business owner

I'm in San Diego right now, and there are like NO Indian dudes around!

All the white chicks probably think I'm FOB

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by anglo

I don't get some ladies, on the first date and in pics they look fine, the second date, uh oh, is this the same person?

I'm sorry...But they look like "before" and "after" the "drugs" !
0/10 !

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Ah, interesting. Would've thought doctor or business owner

I'm in San Diego right now, and there are like NO Indian dudes around!

All the white chicks probably think I'm FOB

It's NYC. Everyone's in finance.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

It's NYC. Everyone's in finance.

Ahh, that's true. Have you been to DC?

If so, do you prefer DC or NYC?

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Ahh, that's true. Have you been to DC?

If so, do you prefer DC or NYC?

I've been to DC. It's not bad. I love the north east though. NY for life unless I move somewhere far like Texas then I can legally carry a concealed firearm and not need blizzaks.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I've been to DC. It's not bad. I love the north east though. NY for life unless I move somewhere far like Texas then I can legally carry a concealed firearm and not need blizzaks.

Then come on out to San Diego!!