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      06-27-2016, 08:58 PM   #2025
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He looks like he's having a good time.


But you two look good, man! I was honestly expecting a lot worse. Lol.


Would swipe right for you.
thanks dude! hahahah

If I ever end up on GRINDR and youre on there, I'll totally buy you a drink
Hey man, I'll never turn down free alcohol. Especially because when I do drink now, it's a total treat. I get buzzed IMMEDIATELY.


Like it either happens immediately or not at all. Damned tolerance is shot to hell. Fucking healthy lifestyles ruining shit.
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Hey man, I'll never turn down free alcohol. Especially because when I do drink now, it's a total treat. I get buzzed IMMEDIATELY.


Like it either happens immediately or not at all. Damned tolerance is shot to hell. Fucking healthy lifestyles ruining shit.
will you take care of me if I have a hangover?
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      06-27-2016, 09:18 PM   #2027
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Hey man, I'll never turn down free alcohol. Especially because when I do drink now, it's a total treat. I get buzzed IMMEDIATELY.


Like it either happens immediately or not at all. Damned tolerance is shot to hell. Fucking healthy lifestyles ruining shit.
will you take care of me if I have a hangover?
Well, I can get your Starbucks in the morning, and I'm a pretty good cook. However, any other favors she normally does for you, I may have to defer to her with regard to them.
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      06-27-2016, 09:22 PM   #2028
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      06-27-2016, 09:25 PM   #2029
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Uhhhhhh. Does she have any nude pics?
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This was cute. Lol
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      06-27-2016, 09:27 PM   #2031
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She talk too much
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For what it's worth, I said a bunch of shit that's not in the screenshot. Lol
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For what it's worth, I said a bunch of shit that's not in the screenshot. Lol
From the profile pic, she looks like a Skyler Diggins.

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For what it's worth, I said a bunch of shit that's not in the screenshot. Lol
From the profile pic, she looks like a Skyler Diggins.

VERY NICE
Hey, yeah I see the resemblance. I forgot about her haha, the ball player.
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Could be a relative. Lol


EDIT: Also, Marie isn't wearing any makeup. So she gets bonus points.
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I'll mull it over
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What if she's Muslim?
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What if she's Muslim?
It's like how hamburgers aren't really made of ham.
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What if she's Muslim?
It's like how hamburgers aren't really made of ham.
LMFAOOOO!!!!
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Well, I can get your Starbucks in the morning, and I'm a pretty good cook. However, any other favors she normally does for you, I may have to defer to her with regard to them.
I'll mull it over
Psssssssh mmmhmmmm!
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