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      06-08-2015, 09:42 PM   #2069
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Do we need another shirt off?!?
Post or text. Either way works for me.
I was just kidding... I'm going through a skinny phase atm (no one likes a skinny man)

. Been skipping too much rope after laps in the pool!

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LOL, you look like a girl from my ECON class (+13yr age on top of it) who did lots of my projects/papers. I think her name was Allison.




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ASBSECU E93 I think it is time to reveal who the Bachlor #1 is? One who has approx 5.1m on a single stock who rarely even have a time to see he has that specific stock?


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You've clearly never had a trainer make you drop your stirrups and post for over 30 minutes straight. Forget leg day at the gym, your butt wouldn't be able to leave the arena.


If you don't know what posting is, YouTube it. And then imagine doing it without stirrups. Shits so painful after you burn out.



And at 5'4 107lbs. I'm doing something right.
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You jump?


Omg. I love you.
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Now your just flirting

Don't ride jumpers much anymore - old girlfriend has/had several that I would take out for the weekend.

A close friend has about 250 acres near the Tail of the Dragon and we take his Rocky Mountain Gaited Horses out for long weekend hikes overlooking Fontana...
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The fact that you know what they are gives you brownie points. Now if you know how to tack up, bridle, and adjust your own stirrups, then I'd say things between us could get serious.
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Yes, Yes, and Yes...

Tempting - but it'd never work out...

I am far too fiscally responsible and sane...

I kid

Sorta...
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      06-08-2015, 09:52 PM   #2072
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ASBSECU E93 I think it is time to reveal who the Bachlor #1 is? One who has approx 5.1m on a single stock who rarely even have a time to see he has that specific stock?
...Don't forget the $1mm credit pen as well
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      06-08-2015, 09:54 PM   #2073
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You tease.....
You are making Sara all wet.





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      06-08-2015, 10:09 PM   #2074
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You've clearly never had a trainer make you drop your stirrups and post for over 30 minutes straight. Forget leg day at the gym, your butt wouldn't be able to leave the arena.


If you don't know what posting is, YouTube it. And then imagine doing it without stirrups. Shits so painful after you burn out.



And at 5'4 107lbs. I'm doing something right.
Damn too bony for my taste. But do you girl.
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      06-08-2015, 10:57 PM   #2076
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      06-08-2015, 11:14 PM   #2077
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Well, they wouldn't be lawyers then, bud.

By definition, a lawyer is one who practices law.
Wrong bud. A lawyer is by definition someone who graduated law school. (someone with formal training and education in the law)
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Sara reminds me of your run of the mill weather girls..dime a dozen here in SoCal
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      06-09-2015, 12:39 AM   #2079
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Wrong bud. A lawyer is by definition someone who graduated law school. (someone with formal training and education in the law)
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"lawyering is a craft that takes a long time to become proficient at"


There's this thing called a Bar exam you have to pass after completing law school, in order to practice law. Graduating law school does not make you a lawyer, it makes you an individual with a graduate degree.

Whoops, looks like you're an idiot.
Hey hey now, no need for name calling.

His definition for a lawyer isn't entirely off.

But he is a laker fan, so you know what....never mind. You win this one
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      06-09-2015, 12:44 AM   #2080
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Hey hey now, no need for name calling.

His definition for a lawyer isn't entirely off.

But he is a laker fan, so you know what....never mind. You win this one
I'm not a lawyer...but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...
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And they are black! My two horses are black! Do you feel the connection?
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LOL, you look like a girl from my ECON class (+13yr age on top of it) who did lots of my projects/papers. I think her name was Allison.

Allison Burgers?
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Sara reminds me of your run of the mill weather girls..dime a dozen here in SoCal
Too bad I'm not in SoCal.
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"lawyering is a craft that takes a long time to become proficient at"


There's this thing called a Bar exam you have to pass after completing law school, in order to practice law. Graduating law school does not make you a lawyer, it makes you an individual with a graduate degree.

Whoops, looks like you're an idiot.
Now you're just splitting cung hairs.

From Merriam-Webster

A person whose job is to guide and assist people in matters relating to the law.

Full definition

One whose profession is to conduct lawsuits for clients or to advise as to legal rights and obligations in other matters.
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sara.... sara....... sara...
You haven't learn anything I thought you yet?


You need to PAY TO PLAY (adv #1). You think mid tier gold digger are just waiting for rich multi-millionaire on a Gulfstream G5xx jet to just come pick you up? He ain't bending down for you. You gotta bend down for him. lol

Anyways, long before I was married, I had a female companion which I didn't even consider more important than my cheap Toshiba laptop.

When she wanted to go to SF, I told her, I am not going to spend $ to goto SF. I guess she really wanted to go there that much, and she paid for entire trip to SF (airfare+hotel+food+etc)

I tried my best not to take a photo together, but I guess I do have some few at Golden Gate.

[advice #2, because you paid to play, you need to play slowly, or you get booted real fast]

Long story short, she thought she had control or she had "say" on a trip. I made her realize real fast that she doesn't by hanging around with large biotechnology female researcher on 3rd night. Research gal was more educated, smarter, have a better career than a girl who paid for SF trip.



[advice #3, DO NOT climb a tree, which you cannot climb]
She "thought" she was attractive, but when wolf pack of hotter female came to see me, her tail was between her leg.








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1. I AM NOT attractive, NOT smart, DO NOT have tons of $ or anything. Whiteout for privacy.
2. white shirt: SF trip fund provider. (No makeup, no hair-do)







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fuck that, you're paying for me

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Who you think I is???!!
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You're paying.....and I eat a lot.

Get me nachos, a hot dog, watermelon candies, snocaps, buttered popcorn, and a $4 water.
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Allison Burgers?
I don't remember her last name. She was real nice.
Her "personality" was totally my type.

Wait, is your real name Allison? I am 99.999999999999999999999999999% you are not her, but if you are, I am going to delete everything.
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sara.... sara....... sara...
You haven't learn anything I thought you yet?


You need to PAY TO PLAY (adv #1). You think mid tier gold digger are just waiting for rich multi-millionaire on a Gulfstream G5xx jet to just come pick you up? He ain't bending down for you. You gotta bend down for him. lol

Anyways, long before I was married, I had a female companion which I didn't even consider more important than my cheap Toshiba laptop.

When she wanted to go to SF, I told her, I am not going to spend $ to goto SF. I guess she really wanted to go there that much, and she paid for entire trip to SF (airfare+hotel+food+etc)

I tried my best not to take a photo together, but I guess I do have some few at Golden Gate.

[advice #2, because you paid to play, you need to play slowly, or you get booted real fast]

Long story short, she thought she had control or she had "say" on a trip. I made her realize real fast that she doesn't by hanging around with large biotechnology female researcher on 3rd night. Research gal was more educated, smarter, have a better career than a girl who paid for SF trip.



[advice #3, DO NOT climb a tree, which you cannot climb]
She "thought" she was attractive, but when wolf pack of hotter female came to see me, her tail was between her leg.








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1. I AM NOT attractive, NOT smart, DO NOT have tons of $ or anything. Whiteout for privacy.
2. white shirt: SF trip fund provider. (No makeup, no hair-do)







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smh
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You're paying.....and I eat a lot.

Get me nachos, a hot dog, watermelon candies, snocaps, buttered popcorn, and a $4 water.
Dude...you know generally I like you & your posts but that was overly excessive straight up mean.

I'd be concerned about karma if I were you, if it hasn't come around yet.
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Dude...you know generally I like you & your posts but that was overly excessive straight up mean.

I'd be concerned about karma if I were you, if it hasn't come around yet.
I think it already has. She might be Allison. (see post up).
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Dude...you know generally I like you & your posts but that was overly excessive straight up mean.

I'd be concerned about karma if I were you, if it hasn't come around yet.
I think it already has. She might be Allison. (see post up).
Dun dun dunnnnnnn
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