WTF is Toni the Shark?

GrussGott · 01-04-2015, 01:27 AM

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Toni the Shark - Plush shark is a fun companion for all kids. (Because, I guess, kids love relentless killers!)

Hawaii i8 · 01-04-2015, 01:39 AM

He reminds me of a sales guy at my local BMW dealership when we lived in California... Always used to circle us in the car lot... Never knew when he was going to strike - You know the sort

X2Board · 01-04-2015, 02:26 AM

My first thought was salesman!

JustChris · 01-04-2015, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by X2Board

My first thought was salesman!

Ditto!

Pavit · 01-04-2015, 06:24 AM

Cool, a Plush Shark in a BMW shirt, now I know what to gift to them kiddos!

Falafel Combo · 01-04-2015, 06:50 AM

I don't know. To me it looks more like a wheel-and-tire insurance touting, 3M clear coat pimping, surprise "document fee" forgot-to-disclose-ing ... finance manager!

tommydieselm3 · 01-04-2015, 07:04 AM

They actually sell that thing ?? Lol

Needsdecaf · 01-04-2015, 09:03 AM

F&I Department training tool....

cctm4me · 01-04-2015, 10:25 AM

You buy this for your kids, you might as well have just bought them a loaded machine gun with a side of AID's. It looks incredibly dangerous and I am inclined to write BMW a letter on this item.

Needsdecaf · 01-04-2015, 10:34 AM

Volvo's is a little better (my kids have one, but this is not my shot):

CanAutM3 · 01-04-2015, 10:41 AM

Lups · 01-04-2015, 11:19 AM

Can I buy an M shirt for it as an accessory?

JustChris · 01-04-2015, 11:53 AM

Future design language showing the 3 side 'gills' direction for aero enhancement!?

JustChris · 01-04-2015, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Needsdecaf

Volvo's is a little better (my kids have one, but this is not my shot):

Nice. Better if the t shirt said:-

Volvo for the Wife.

Dog Face Pony Soldier · 01-04-2015, 12:00 PM

Maybe if we watched more yacht racing we'd understand the reference?

Needsdecaf · 01-04-2015, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ChesterM2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Needsdecaf

Volvo's is a little better (my kids have one, but this is not my shot):

Nice. Better if the t shirt said:-

Volvo for the Wife.

I don't recall too many of these kinds of comments when my 350 HP AWD Brembo equipped wagon dusted them off....

Twix · 01-04-2015, 01:29 PM

I had a stuffed shark when I was a kid. Also, my buddy has a V70R with around 350hp too. He has Ferrari like badges with the moose on his fenders, just for when he beats up on a Ferrari.

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