Jared from Subway

Haywood · 08-19-2015, 04:14 PM

I hope this sick fuck gets ass raped in prison. Inmates don't take kindly to child pornographers.

upstatedoc · 08-19-2015, 04:15 PM

hey wood, check out this thread:

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1163357

Haywood · 08-19-2015, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

hey wood, check out this thread:

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1163357

Thanks. Sorry I missed it. I did a search on 'Subway' and didn't find anything. I guess I should have typed in 'Jared'!

Flying Ace · 08-19-2015, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Haywood

Inmates don't take kindly to child pornographers.

how do you know?

someguywithanm3 · 08-19-2015, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

how do you know?

You never watch prison documentaries? Child molesters and snitches are beat up and killed.

Flying Ace · 08-19-2015, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by someguywithanm3

You never watch prison documentaries? Child molesters and snitches are beat up and killed.

but rapists aren't? Or half of them in there are rapists? Or they just have a particular hatred for those people?

In anyway, the general population in the federal prision would love Jared, his baby face and soft smile and all.

F30lolz · 08-19-2015, 09:07 PM

Then they can all say to each other, 'he went to Jared's.....'

py335 · 08-19-2015, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Then they can all say to each other, 'he went to Jared's.....'

someguywithanm3 · 08-19-2015, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

but rapists aren't? Or half of them in there are rapists? Or they just have a particular hatred for those people?

In anyway, the general population in the federal prision would love Jared, his baby face and soft smile and all.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_a..._prisons_.html

Hope this helps

Delta0311 · 08-19-2015, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by someguywithanm3

You never watch prison documentaries? Child molesters and snitches are beat up and killed.

That is true as snitches, rapists, and anyone who hurts a kid is at the bottom of the inmate totem pole.. My friend works as a prison guard in NJ and although these types of inmates are automatic targets they are mostly kept away from general population. Most prisons have a separate area for inmates of that caliber. Jared will never be placed in general population (also because he has celebrity status) and nothing will happen to him, unless he goes out of his way to fuck with someone. The dude does not exactly have a gladiator build, so he will just quietly do his time and be out in a few years.

AW335TT · 08-19-2015, 10:25 PM

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CANGRKE70 · 08-20-2015, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by AW335TT

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Funny...he doesn't look like a "sandwich artist"

PINeely · 08-20-2015, 02:06 PM

SheaButter · 08-20-2015, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

That is true as snitches, rapists, and anyone who hurts a kid is at the bottom of the inmate totem pole.. My friend works as a prison guard in NJ and although these types of inmates are automatic targets they are mostly kept away from general population. Most prisons have a separate area for inmates of that caliber. Jared will never be placed in general population (also because he has celebrity status) and nothing will happen to him, unless he goes out of his way to fuck with someone. The dude does not exactly have a gladiator build, so he will just quietly do his time and be out in a few years.

If I was him, I'd be more worried about what happens when he gets his early release (you know he will). With his "fame" he's a lot more in the spotlight than the average person. You'd have to imagine that one of the parents will be waiting to go "Dexter" on him when he gets out. You'd think that time might make people forget, but in this case, anybody involved will more than likely have at on of rage built up.

M3Bimmer77 · 08-20-2015, 02:27 PM

There goes my lunch. Now what? Probably he will get a foot long with meatballs aaaalll for free!!!!

Flying Ace · 08-20-2015, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by M3Bimmer77

There goes my lunch. Now what? Probably he will get a foot long with meatballs aaaalll for free!!!!

you should probably clean up the vomit? just a thought.

fecurtis · 08-20-2015, 05:20 PM

I guess Jake from State Farm is our new golden boy.

Delta0311 · 08-20-2015, 05:22 PM

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I guess Jake from State Farm is our new golden boy.

I'm just waiting for Flo from Progressive to pull some crazy shit.. Maybe they'll catch her running a prostitution ring..

overcoil · 08-20-2015, 05:23 PM

I got a thing for Flo !

Delta0311 · 08-20-2015, 05:24 PM

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I got a thing for Flo !

I'd bang Milana Vayntrub, the chick from the AT&T commercials.. Maybe they can get her ass for running a drug cartel.. Who knows, sky's the limit...

1MOREMOD · 08-20-2015, 05:40 PM

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Then they can all say to each other, 'he went to Jared's.....'

Nice

phrozen06 · 08-20-2015, 05:44 PM

Play stupid games..........get stupid prizes.

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