Anyone here work at Google?

Fatty Duckets · 08-04-2016, 05:15 PM

Specifically sales? Hell it's worth a shot!

Dang3r · 08-04-2016, 05:23 PM

No, but if I would reveal the location of the big data servers and someone could blow them up with EMP. Erase and rewind, NSA co-scum

smoosh · 08-04-2016, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Fatty Duckets

Specifically sales? Hell it's worth a shot!

Yes.

Please proceed...

Fatty Duckets · 08-04-2016, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Yes.

Please proceed...

Awesome. I am looking to connect with a Google salesperson. Would it be OK if I PM you?

smoosh · 08-04-2016, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fatty Duckets

Awesome. I am looking to connect with a Google salesperson. Would it be OK if I PM you?

I'm just pulling your dick.

I do not, in fact, work at Google.

HOWEVER, I did stay at a Holliday Inn last night.

Route 16 · 08-04-2016, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

I'm just pulling your dick.

I do not, in fact, work at Google.

HOWEVER, I did stay at a Holliday Inn last night.

Please no pulling sir, please refrain your movements to a shake weight style.

kprocivic · 08-04-2016, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

I'm just pulling your dick.

I do not, in fact, work at Google.

HOWEVER, I did stay at a Holliday Inn last night.

Bully

M_Six · 08-04-2016, 09:56 PM

People working at Google don't have time to visit websites like this.

shoei · 08-04-2016, 10:13 PM

Is op any relation to duck fat ?

Fatty Duckets · 08-05-2016, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by kprocivic

Bully

You are so mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Delta0311 · 08-05-2016, 09:49 AM

The amount of time I spent googling they should be giving me a pay check.

fecurtis · 08-05-2016, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

No, but if I would reveal the location of the big data servers and someone could blow them up with EMP. Erase and rewind, NSA co-scum

Ashburn, VA

But then some poor soul (or souls) would just go have to grab the back up data. I know people who've worked for Google but not in sales so I can't speak to that.

The Choosey begger · 08-05-2016, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

I'm just pulling your dick.

I do not, in fact, work at Google.

HOWEVER, I did stay at a Holliday Inn last night.

Rusty trombone?

EALm4 · 08-05-2016, 09:53 AM

I know several people that work at Google but not in sales.... anything specific you're looking for I could probably ask.

csu87 · 08-05-2016, 10:14 AM

I saw the Internship, so thats close enough. What you need?

P1 · 08-05-2016, 11:46 AM

Are you sure you want to work in sales at Google?

Xtabi · 08-07-2016, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

The amount of time I spent googling they should be giving me a pay check.

You should use Bing. I get Amazon gift cards for simply doing searches.

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