Does your spouse or other half close the door when going the bathroom?

te37 · 08-05-2016, 09:48 PM

Me and my girlfriend of 7 years bought and live in the same house for the last year and she does not close the door when she goes the bathroom. Anyone else have this problem?

insanecoder · 08-05-2016, 09:56 PM

You mean when taking a dump I assume
yea pretty callous

HXS · 08-05-2016, 10:32 PM

Number 1 or Number 2?

If Number 2, then that's gross.

UglyBuzzard · 08-05-2016, 11:49 PM

All the women I know close the door.

Just hope she pees sitting down.

kprocivic · 08-05-2016, 11:57 PM

my ex does not close the door either. pee pee never close the door. poop she closes the door 25% of the time. she didn't give a fuck.

Joe240 · 08-06-2016, 03:17 AM

Nah we don't close the door for 1 or 2 unless there's company over. We have no kids and we've both seen each other naked countless times. I mean, we don't sit there and watch each other, but the door is open and at the far end of the house.

ShopVac · 08-06-2016, 08:41 AM

My wife rarely closes the door...and it's damn annoying when I unknowingly walk in on her.

Me, I'm a 100% shut and lock. Nobody needs to catch me droppin' a deuce.

MKSixer · 08-06-2016, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

My wife rarely closes the door...and it's damn annoying when I unknowingly walk in on her.

Me, I'm a 100% shut and lock. Nobody needs to catch me droppin' a deuce.

This.

Axius · 08-06-2016, 09:47 AM

What do you mean #2? Girls poop? Anybody have scientific evidence of this?

Ex would leave door open other than dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool. Same with I. Now that I'm living alone again, I poop with the door open whilst drinking a beer butt naked.

1MOREMOD · 08-06-2016, 10:21 AM

My wife closes door when taking the Browns to the superbowl. She gets done so damn fast don't know how it's possible. Not time for me to piss in. I leave door open if think I'm alone.

tcpsoft · 08-06-2016, 11:18 AM

Had an old gf who would not only leave the door open, but would try to continue a conversation with me while doing #1.

Personally I believe we all need a little private time, but to each their own.

007_e350 · 08-06-2016, 12:12 PM

Let her live why the fu** do you care how she does it... walk into the other room

Doc Oc · 08-06-2016, 12:21 PM

If I close and lock the door my wife thinks I'm in there molestering myself...which I usually am.

The worst is when the wife comes in and dukes while I'm in the shower. And she will sneak in on me so I don't realize what's happening until it's too late. That's what 20 years of marriage has lead too.

insanecoder · 08-06-2016, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc Oc

If I close and lock the door my wife thinks I'm in there molestering myself...which I usually am.

The worst is when the wife comes in and dukes while I'm in the shower. And she will sneak in on me so I don't realize what's happening until it's too late. That's what 20 years of marriage has lead too.

And you know for some reason those discharge smells are magnified by the shower

Biorin · 08-06-2016, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by insanecoder

And you know for some reason those discharge smells are magnified by the shower

Bad smells + heat + moisture = no.

leopard print · 08-06-2016, 07:29 PM

We need pictures to visualize what you're talking about then give an opinion.

jkoral · 08-06-2016, 08:19 PM

Married 20 years and we are both shut/lock door. Of course we have kids in the house now, but it was the same pre-kids when it was just us two.

Ross61 · 08-06-2016, 09:11 PM

peeing - door open.

pooping = door closed and fan on.

womanly issues are also taken care of with the door closed.

csu87 · 08-06-2016, 09:21 PM

I always close and lock the door. Never know when the mood to rub one out will hit.

And I make sure my wife closes the door. I'd rather not think about what happens there when I'm eating...

F30lolz · 08-06-2016, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by leopard print

We need pictures to visualize what you're talking about then give an opinion.

Agreed, pics or ban.

smoosh · 08-07-2016, 12:16 AM

We poop outside because I'm a bear

jtodd_fl · 08-07-2016, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

We poop outside because I'm a bear

I knew it.

Also, is this Hodor?

Also... great, now my search history includes "bear gay man pics". Awesome. I hope my computers never get seized and searched.

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Doc Oc Captain Fatbelly 1445 Rep 1,994 Posts Drives: C63 amg Join Date: May 2015 Location: Upyourbuttandtotheleft iTrader: (0)	If I close and lock the door my wife thinks I'm in there molestering myself...which I usually am. The worst is when the wife comes in and dukes while I'm in the shower. And she will sneak in on me so I don't realize what's happening until it's too late. That's what 20 years of marriage has lead too.
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jkoral Colonel 1137 Rep 2,055 Posts Drives: 2017 M2 LBB 6MT Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MA iTrader: (7)	Married 20 years and we are both shut/lock door. Of course we have kids in the house now, but it was the same pre-kids when it was just us two.
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