So whats the worst way you've been caught in a realtionship?

Main33vnt · 04-03-2008, 04:19 PM

Well since I started it all start mine... After High school a couple of my buddies and me went down to CANCUN MEXICO

and little did I know the Party started once we walked off the plane... Long story short I ended up hooking up rediculously and ended up on some private Island with Girls Gone Wild Contests and I had to eat Whip Cream off the chicks chest and stomach... whatever that chick had a bf to and shit went down... .When we got back my "best friend" decided to go behind my back and tell my "gf" everything I did... who I still talk to blah blah blah and how much he used to love her LOL... So with that in mind her friends who hated me decided to try to ruin my life and tell her to get a restraining order and all thsi shit for no reason... When I found out my "best friend" said it none of my buddies belived me and here I was alone all sad and shit... Long story short I somehow ended up shittingon everyone including her friends my "best friend" and eventually got her back and ruined the other peoples lives... Well I saw her friends trying to egg my car in front of my own hosue so I decided to open the Sprinklers on them and my neighbor let his dog out

but yea... Whats the worst thing thats happend to you?

ZJP · 04-03-2008, 05:05 PM

I don't have any stories like that, but, I need to hit up Cancun asap.

inabis · 04-03-2008, 05:05 PM

they ran outta ketchup at the cafeteria today

nmulax · 04-03-2008, 05:10 PM

did you finish high school last week?

ATG · 04-03-2008, 05:33 PM

That was totally cool!

L~R~G nor cal · 04-03-2008, 05:49 PM

Im not touching this one. LOL

Revlis · 04-03-2008, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ATG

That was totally cool!

BMWE90 · 04-03-2008, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by nmulax

did you finish high school last week?

seriously, you really need to learn how to write a paragraph and use of punctuation marks.

schneid4323 · 04-03-2008, 09:55 PM

pics or ban

radix · 04-03-2008, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWE90

Seriously, you really need to learn how to write a paragraph and use of[elide] punctuation marks.

I fixed your sentence for you!

BMWE90 · 04-03-2008, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by anmcguire

I fixed your sentence for you!

Why thank you good sir!

miktrebla09 · 04-04-2008, 09:36 AM

nice story... it kinda hurt my brain

sounds like the rantings of my middle school age cousin.

Ru$$ell · 04-04-2008, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by miktrebla09

nice story... it kinda hurt my brain

rofl,x2,i thought something was wrong with me for a sec

aznshrek88 · 04-04-2008, 10:56 AM

She came after me with a knife? Do i win something now 0.o

I have scars to prove it...

ironjw · 04-04-2008, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by aznshrek88

She came after me with a knife? Do i win something now 0.o

I have scars to prove it...

lol

i slapped that bitch around... she got face prints to prove it

TheLegacy · 04-04-2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by aznshrek88

She came after me with a knife? Do i win something now 0.o

I have scars to prove it...

Now thats fucking awesome!

I live a crazy life and lots of crazy women but none tried shit like that on me. Guess cuz they know I'm more dangerous lol.

And my ex was bipolar (with lil azn girl complex)... she'd just hit and punch me when she broke a nail or somethting.

GuyOh · 04-04-2008, 03:34 PM

well i never cheated on my girls before....but...got caught with the cops haha

one time, me and my ex gf were getting it on at midnight in some empty parking lot by the park, and a police cruiser drove by, i guess he thought my car was suspicious, then he flashed his car light on my car, sees me and my ex doing it, the two cops get out and order mer to get out of the car.....but the thing is, i didnt have my pants on....cops asked my ex if everything was ok, then told us to go home do our things...lol

yeppp i say that's the most embarrassing moment of my life

Hawkeye · 04-04-2008, 04:45 PM

The worst I did was I played an April fools joke saying I wanted to break up and get back with my ex on her answering machine (she was pretty serious at this point)

A week later I actually did drop her for my ex.

Oops. zero to a$$hole in 2.5 seconds.

aznshrek88 · 04-04-2008, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GuyOh

well i never cheated on my girls before....but...got caught with the cops haha

one time, me and my ex gf were getting it on at midnight in some empty parking lot by the park, and a police cruiser drove by, i guess he thought my car was suspicious, then he flashed his car light on my car, sees me and my ex doing it, the two cops get out and order mer to get out of the car.....but the thing is, i didnt have my pants on....cops asked my ex if everything was ok, then told us to go home do our things...lol

yeppp i say that's the most embarrassing moment of my life

Aww that's not embarassing...be proud and the cops let you off so its cool. And yea... get a room a dark parking lot works only so many times before the popo catch ya....

Oh and nice sig pic....."Some say he is actually relaxing in the desert pool right now.... and in fact HE IS, all we know is he's called The Stig"

The_Blob · 04-04-2008, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by GuyOh

well i never cheated on my girls before....but...got caught with the cops haha

one time, me and my ex gf were getting it on at midnight in some empty parking lot by the park, and a police cruiser drove by, i guess he thought my car was suspicious, then he flashed his car light on my car, sees me and my ex doing it, the two cops get out and order mer to get out of the car.....but the thing is, i didnt have my pants on....cops asked my ex if everything was ok, then told us to go home do our things...lol

yeppp i say that's the most embarrassing moment of my life

Was it at Stanley Park?

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