you DONT need to exercise anymore

jaye944 · 08-14-2017, 02:07 PM

If your a couch potato your onto a winner and you where right all along.

"Standing quietly, a 150-pound person burns about 114 calories per hour, or 912 calories in eight hours"

a 400 calorie snickers bar is burnt off in 4 hours,,,,

by doing NOTHING, NADA, ZIP.

if you can manage to eat 900 calories 8 hours; thats 1800 calories in 16 hours
you WILL loose weight.

So I'm off home to pull up the coach, jack into netflixs, and watch ST: Voyager

If I get up to go to the washroom, I'll burn even more calories.

WOO HOO WIN WIN WIN

jaye944 · 08-14-2017, 02:14 PM

....

infinitekidM2C · 08-14-2017, 02:43 PM

Wait are you going to stand on your couch? you'll get it all dirty

Maynard · 08-14-2017, 03:02 PM

STANDING - like any 'good news for dieting' there is a catch, buried in that fine print. No sitting for you. Of course you can also bank the money from all that furniture you can now sell, since you are always standing.

UncleWede · 08-14-2017, 03:24 PM

It's far, FAR easier to just eat ice cubes and melt away the fat. 160 calories/liter of ice.

Of course that's CALORIES, not kilo-CALORIES which is what most dietary measurements are based upon.

PoorLurker · 08-14-2017, 09:25 PM

Where did you get those calories burned facts?

I burn about 72 calories per hour doing absolutely nothing (resting heart rate mid 50s)

I would be happy if I was actually burning 50% at rest than I thought!

///M Power-Belgium · 08-14-2017, 09:37 PM

I once burned 1000 calories in 10 min . !

It was my pizza in the oven ...

dreamingat30fps · 08-14-2017, 10:12 PM

Somethings not adding up here... I should DEFINITELY be anorexic by now!

TrevorM3 · 08-14-2017, 10:25 PM

yes, this is about in line with where i see the future of man kind heading

jaye944 · 08-15-2017, 12:45 PM

you know I just realized, the standing part,
I guess laying on a couch burns less

DAMMMIT

Chihuahua · 08-15-2017, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaye944

you know I just realized, the standing part,
I guess laying on a couch burns less

DAMMMIT

Just stand your couch up on one end and prop it up with a 2x4.

M_Six · 08-15-2017, 11:14 PM

There used to be a sub shop near my office that offered a 2500 calorie sub. 3ft long and filled with everything and every topping they had. You'd have to do a shitload of standing to burn that off.

Best way to lose weight is to go work for UPS. There's a reason you don't see fat UPS drivers.

F30_SixSpeed · 08-15-2017, 11:36 PM

I eat roughly 4000-5000 calories a day. How does this exercise burn those calories?

FutureHendr1x · 08-15-2017, 11:53 PM

im at 3150 calories daily, but got injured so had to stay off the gym for 2 weeks, proably eat about 2000 calories now...i will never be able to fit in on a coach

dzvero · 08-16-2017, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I once burned 1000 calories in 10 min . !

It was my pizza in the oven ...

Banana Hammock · 08-16-2017, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I once burned 1000 calories in 10 min . !

It was my pizza in the oven ...

LMFAO

///M Power-Belgium · 08-16-2017, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I once burned 1000 calories in 10 min . !

It was my pizza in the oven ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dzvero

Quote:

Originally Posted by pasghetti

LMFAO

dreamingat30fps · 08-16-2017, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M_Six

There used to be a sub shop near my office that offered a 2500 calorie sub. 3ft long and filled with everything and every topping they had. You'd have to do a shitload of standing to burn that off.

Best way to lose weight is to go work for UPS. There's a reason you don't see fat UPS drivers.

What if I just have UPS come to my house everyday? Any benefits from that? I'm not looking to be Mr Olympia or anything just a six pack would do.

M_Six · 08-16-2017, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

What if I just have UPS come to my house everyday? Any benefits from that? I'm not looking to be Mr Olympia or anything just a six pack would do.

Hauling in all those packages every day would burn some calories for sure. Order heavy stuff.

dreamingat30fps · 08-16-2017, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M_Six

Hauling in all those packages every day would burn some calories for sure. Order heavy stuff.

Hey those family packs of poptarts are no joke!

1MOREMOD · 08-16-2017, 10:50 PM

Skinny fat isn't appealing

dreamingat30fps · 08-16-2017, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Skinny fat isn't appealing

Beggars can't be choosers

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jaye944 Captain 1050 Rep 638 Posts Drives: a Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: a iTrader: (0)	you DONT need to exercise anymore If your a couch potato your onto a winner and you where right all along. "Standing quietly, a 150-pound person burns about 114 calories per hour, or 912 calories in eight hours" a 400 calorie snickers bar is burnt off in 4 hours,,,, by doing NOTHING, NADA, ZIP. if you can manage to eat 900 calories 8 hours; thats 1800 calories in 16 hours you WILL loose weight. So I'm off home to pull up the coach, jack into netflixs, and watch ST: Voyager If I get up to go to the washroom, I'll burn even more calories. WOO HOO WIN WIN WIN
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