Best Story Ever!

nightkhan · 05-26-2008, 01:32 PM

Edit - cached version: http://209.85.141.104/search?q=cache...ient=firefox-a

Courtesy of the honda-tech forum:

http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=2283535

It's about a guy's first time having sex.....must read.

vq352k · 05-26-2008, 01:44 PM

LMAO ..eewww

Bimmeration · 05-26-2008, 01:52 PM

lmao.

just4kickz · 05-26-2008, 02:23 PM

just read that... haha

c0nstant · 05-26-2008, 04:49 PM

hahahaha

e92leon · 05-26-2008, 05:00 PM

LMAO

Dubbedoutbimmer · 05-26-2008, 05:00 PM

I have a showroom full of clients and just about pissed my self laughing

Neema · 05-26-2008, 05:02 PM

thats nuts hahaha. . . .

MTV · 05-26-2008, 05:04 PM

Link isn't working for me....

judging from the comments in this thread this is fucking jokes... I wanna see it lol

iatacs19 · 05-26-2008, 05:07 PM

dang dude, fix the link!!!

GO TO PAGE 2

SpecC · 05-26-2008, 05:10 PM

link dead

nightkhan · 05-26-2008, 05:35 PM

I just checked the main site, and apparently it's down for maintenance. Check back in a little bit....it's worth it.

In the meantime, here's a cached version:

http://209.85.141.104/search?q=cache...ient=firefox-a

OverDrive · 05-26-2008, 05:37 PM

the link isn't working

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NEW JERSEY MEDICAL MARIJUANA
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FORD CONSUL
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Maryjane
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Lovely Wendie

OverDrive · 05-26-2008, 05:44 PM

LMFAO!!!
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Jaguar Xjr-12
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Ecigarette Forum
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LovelyWendie
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Brunette Pornstar

.:bHd:. · 05-26-2008, 05:44 PM

Lmfaoo wowwww.. wtf was she thinking when she fingered the guy

MTV · 05-26-2008, 05:47 PM

Wow, that's hilarious. haha

05-26-2008, 05:51 PM

oldd

SpecC · 05-26-2008, 05:54 PM

that was fukin hilarious lol

Sam12345 · 05-26-2008, 06:12 PM

why would he wash the sheets? Just throw them away and go buy new ones that look like them....

Expired · 05-26-2008, 10:26 PM

I find it very hard to believe.. -___- Still funny though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

Lmfaoo wowwww.. wtf was she thinking when she fingered the guy

She probably got tired of sucking at giving head, so she googled it..
Then it probably told her that stimulating the prostate would help her a shit load..
My first g/f was kinky and tried to pull this maneuver on me as well, except without telling me beforehand.. I don't see why when she was pretty good at giving head..

-Nathan

al4m · 05-26-2008, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam12345

why would he wash the sheets? Just throw them away and go buy new ones that look like them....

+10000000

nastiest thing ever!!! and he touched it with his hands too. that's pretty nasty. i wouldnt touch it with a ten foot pole.

Kev · 05-26-2008, 10:34 PM

EPIC FAILURE......

He should have cleansed his bowels before sex...... that's common sense

05-26-2008, 01:32 PM	#1
nightkhan Private Woodman 178 Rep 467 Posts Drives: 328i, JB, Space Rocket Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: San Francisco iTrader: (3)	Best Story Ever! Edit - cached version: http://209.85.141.104/search?q=cache...ient=firefox-a Courtesy of the honda-tech forum: http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=2283535 It's about a guy's first time having sex.....must read. __________________ Former King of Stock... E90 325i, Jet Black: Done with Current: E92 328i, Sports Package, 335i wheels, Power Seats, BMW Assist/Bluetooth, IPod/USB, heated seats, //M Short Shifter Future Mods: 19" CSL's, KW V2, 15mm spacer, tints Last edited by nightkhan; 05-26-2008 at 05:50 PM..
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nightkhan Private Woodman 178 Rep 467 Posts Drives: 328i, JB, Space Rocket Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: San Francisco iTrader: (3)	I just checked the main site, and apparently it's down for maintenance. Check back in a little bit....it's worth it. In the meantime, here's a cached version: http://209.85.141.104/search?q=cache...ient=firefox-a __________________ Former King of Stock... E90 325i, Jet Black: Done with Current: E92 328i, Sports Package, 335i wheels, Power Seats, BMW Assist/Bluetooth, IPod/USB, heated seats, //M Short Shifter Future Mods: 19" CSL's, KW V2, 15mm spacer, tints
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.:bHd:. Major 361 Rep 1,149 Posts Drives: E92 335i MT Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: So Cal iTrader: (0)	Lmfaoo wowwww.. wtf was she thinking when she fingered the guy __________________
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Kev Critical Care Anesthesiologist 489 Rep 8,824 Posts Drives: SMB F83 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Seattle, WA iTrader: (24) Garage List 2009 Porsche 911 Ca ... [9.50]	EPIC FAILURE...... He should have cleansed his bowels before sex...... that's common sense __________________ kev { divinum est sedate dolorem } "your friendly neighborhood critical care anesthesiologist"
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