New Jersey Mystery Shitter Revealed

Sea-Tac · 05-03-2018, 11:34 PM

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.cb411a95209e

F30lolz · 05-03-2018, 11:46 PM

Great read.

wrickem · 05-04-2018, 10:03 AM

You can't make this shit up. What is wrong with people!

Haywood · 05-04-2018, 10:27 AM

Need to monitor this story! I have to hear a motive.

Matt@EuroJerks · 05-04-2018, 10:30 AM

Ohhh Sh!T!!

Sea-Tac · 05-04-2018, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wrickem

You can't make this shit up. What is wrong with people!

This guy was the superintendent of an entire school district!

I did a lot a stupid, crazy and off the wall stuff when I was a kid in school and hung around with a crazy bunch of friends but that one never even crossed my mind.

Banana Hammock · 05-04-2018, 10:55 AM

Looks like he was relieved of his duties.

Sea-Tac · 05-04-2018, 10:55 AM

To strange...

Maybe not. I mean we have Trump for president. So I guess anything is possible.

https://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ss...imself_un.html

Yapakanichi · 05-04-2018, 11:05 AM

He must be in a really shitty situation....I can only imagine the load he must have been baring...

overcoil · 05-04-2018, 11:14 AM

At work one day...I called the police to report some people selling stuff out of a tractor trailer, blocking traffic - a total nuisance and the cops were like ‘well we’re real busy is it a life or death emergency’ and I said no ‘just an eyesore and some guy urinating behind a trash bin’ and cop was like ‘WHAT !, public urination, what did he look like, what kind of car, what direction did he drive off in?” and a minute later like three cop cars come racing in.

Maynard · 05-04-2018, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haywood

Need to monitor this story! I have to hear a motive.

You must have been home schooled

upstatedoc · 05-04-2018, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pasghetti

Looks like he was relieved of his doodies.

ftfy

PoorLurker · 05-05-2018, 10:59 AM

Resume:

2017-2018 - SuperPooper at New Jersey Unified School District

are0lies · 05-05-2018, 11:08 AM

Emilime75 · 05-05-2018, 12:07 PM

No longer the superintendent, new job title is now pooperintendent.

G35POPPEDMYCHERRY · 05-05-2018, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by are0lies

LMAOO immediately though of this scene

zentanker · 05-07-2018, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottSinger

At work one day...I called the police to report some people selling stuff out of a tractor trailer, blocking traffic - a total nuisance and the cops were like ‘well we’re real busy is it a life or death emergency’ and I said no ‘just an eyesore and some guy urinating behind a trash bin’ and cop was like ‘WHAT !, public urination, what did he look like, what kind of car, what direction did he drive off in?” and a minute later like three cop cars come racing in.

wow priorities

one of the things I appreciate about Europe is the relatively lax view toward taking a piss in public

King Rudi · 05-07-2018, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

ftfy

Beat me to it!

ShopVac · 05-07-2018, 10:42 PM

Guy's a squatter.

UncleWede · 05-08-2018, 09:52 AM

IF only they had a Cry closet in place, this all could have been handled privately

Delta0311 · 05-08-2018, 10:36 AM

HAHAHA right near my neck of the woods as well.

Sea-Tac · 05-08-2018, 11:57 AM

I think this guy is a turd shy of a full load.

05-03-2018, 11:34 PM	#1
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05-04-2018, 10:55 AM	#7
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05-04-2018, 11:14 AM	#10
overcoil Major General 3123 Rep 5,582 Posts Drives: M235i 6spd Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Mid-Atlantic iTrader: (0)	At work one day...I called the police to report some people selling stuff out of a tractor trailer, blocking traffic - a total nuisance and the cops were like ‘well we’re real busy is it a life or death emergency’ and I said no ‘just an eyesore and some guy urinating behind a trash bin’ and cop was like ‘WHAT !, public urination, what did he look like, what kind of car, what direction did he drive off in?” and a minute later like three cop cars come racing in.
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05-05-2018, 10:59 AM	#13
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05-05-2018, 11:08 AM	#14
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05-05-2018, 12:07 PM	#15
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05-07-2018, 10:42 PM	#19
ShopVac Not willing to take advice 4621 Rep 1,575 Posts Drives: F82 M4 - 6MT Join Date: May 2010 Location: PA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2014 Porsche 981 Bo ... [10.00] 2018 BMW M4 [9.87] 2023 Genesis GV70 [8.25] 2014 Audi S4 [8.25]	Guy's a squatter.
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05-08-2018, 09:52 AM	#20
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05-08-2018, 10:36 AM	#21
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05-08-2018, 11:57 AM	#22
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