Soft Porn Signatures

3s-a-charm · 03-13-2006, 02:34 PM

It seems like every time my wife walks by and sees me "surfing" on E90Post.com there is someone's signature with half-naked women squeezing oranges (sorry shimshimhada) or dancing around in an animated gif.

Although I appreciate them in the same way most warm-blooded men do

... can we possibly "limit" them to very small pics so they don't make me look like I'm surfing some porn site? I know... BMW is porn to most of us...

hkj · 03-13-2006, 02:42 PM

+1.

I'm always a bit reluctant to browse this site at work due to these images. I think if we put some limit about what can be put in a signature it would be very helpful to a lot of us.

-hkj

ska///235i · 03-13-2006, 02:44 PM

I can understand but I want ......
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vladinecko · 03-13-2006, 02:46 PM

i can see your point but you have to admit that using the term "soft porn" is really over-reacting a little. even though those guys are using, what i would call, "sexy" signatures, i think they're right on the, but are not crossing, the line of being inappropriate.

i view this site at work and am pretty comfortable with my boss walking in on me...

arcrox · 03-13-2006, 02:48 PM

I suggest you go into options and turn off signatures, so everybody can have it their way.

GoRomeo · 03-13-2006, 02:49 PM

give me a break...

ABR · 03-13-2006, 02:54 PM

I don't care too much as I'm boss for myself, but it is true that this forum doesn't look like a car enthusiasts site. I was asked a couple times what the hell I'm reading...

3s-a-charm · 03-13-2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arcrox

I suggest you go into options and turn off signatures, so everybody can have it their way.

Great suggestion... I didn't know that existed.

Broken1 · 03-13-2006, 02:58 PM

I also think some of the animated gif women with bouncing boobs and the more "Explicite" pics be removed. Cars are fine :-)

It does get a bit much...

timzerofive · 03-13-2006, 03:15 PM

What soft porn?

shragon · 03-13-2006, 03:16 PM

as much as i like bouncing boobs gif, it's not a good thing when viewing this forum at work. i do think we need some sort of a guideline here.

ldpantoja · 03-13-2006, 03:44 PM

Hey timzerofive, that's fucking beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HRC · 03-13-2006, 03:49 PM

Agreed! It's very difficult to get my E90post fix at work due to some of the...pictures.

Not much better at home either, the last time, she came by and saw my looking at Vlad's pictures of his bare-back wife/GF...

She asked me if this is what I spend all my time looking at...

Danny

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3s-a-charm

It seems like every time my wife walks by and sees me "surfing" on E90Post.com there is someone's signature with half-naked women squeezing oranges (sorry shimshimhada) or dancing around in an animated gif.

Although I appreciate them in the same way most warm-blooded men do

... can we possibly "limit" them to very small pics so they don't make me look like I'm surfing some porn site? I know... BMW is porn to most of us...

SocalTy · 03-13-2006, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timzerofive

What soft porn?

HAHA It's mesmerizing! Everytime I see your signature, i have to stop and stare.

croaker · 03-13-2006, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timzerofive

What soft porn?

Freaking hypnotic is what it is.

mmeads · 03-13-2006, 03:56 PM

Get Firefox and the browser add-on 'Adblock' so you can just click off the signature (pics) you don't want to see.

http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/
https://addons.mozilla.org/extension...cation=firefox

triton. · 03-13-2006, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3s-a-charm

It seems like every time my wife walks by and sees me "surfing" on E90Post.com there is someone's signature with half-naked women squeezing oranges (sorry shimshimhada) or dancing around in an animated gif.

Although I appreciate them in the same way most warm-blooded men do

... can we possibly "limit" them to very small pics so they don't make me look like I'm surfing some porn site? I know... BMW is porn to most of us...

I was just thinking the same thing today. I also didn't know about the signature option, which I just changed in my options. I would prefer that the pictures be less 'sexy' cause I do actaully like seeing peoples signatures.

ben1364 · 03-13-2006, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3s-a-charm

It seems like every time my wife walks by and sees me "surfing" on E90Post.com there is someone's signature with half-naked women squeezing oranges (sorry shimshimhada) or dancing around in an animated gif.

Although I appreciate them in the same way most warm-blooded men do

... can we possibly "limit" them to very small pics so they don't make me look like I'm surfing some porn site? I know... BMW is porn to most of us...

I agree with 3s-a-charm and would add that photos of stock cars is also a waste of bandwidth and requires additional scrolling time. What do you say, Administrators? How 'bout a ruling limiiting pictures to relevant and/or out of the ordinary shots that edify readers about 'car stuff'?

jflecha · 03-13-2006, 04:12 PM

OK, let me get this straight.

You want everyones signature pics to be smaller and contain less booty so YOUR wife doesnt think your surfing porn sites. You've got some nerve buddy boy.

Here's some advice, if you do any communicating with your wife, call her over and show her what the site is. Problem solved and you can leave us the hell out of your personal life while your at it. :mad:

N1 · 03-13-2006, 04:13 PM

I vote in SHIM. She wins by far.

Snowman811 · 03-13-2006, 04:17 PM

More! More! More!

Quote:

Originally Posted by timzerofive

What soft porn?

Josh49 · 03-13-2006, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timzerofive

What soft porn?

03-13-2006, 02:34 PM	#1
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hkj Major 64 Rep 1,205 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: USA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	+1. I'm always a bit reluctant to browse this site at work due to these images. I think if we put some limit about what can be put in a signature it would be very helpful to a lot of us. -hkj
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vladinecko Brigadier General 299 Rep 3,924 Posts Drives: '11 E92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2011 BMW M3 [9.00] 2008 BMW 335i [0.00] 2006 BMW 330i [0.00] 1994 BMW 325i [0.00]	i can see your point but you have to admit that using the term "soft porn" is really over-reacting a little. even though those guys are using, what i would call, "sexy" signatures, i think they're right on the, but are not crossing, the line of being inappropriate. i view this site at work and am pretty comfortable with my boss walking in on me... __________________ 2011 E92 M3 - IB/Beige/Sycamore Wood/6MT/EDC/ZPP2/Nav/PDC/Heated Seats/iPod-USB/Enh. Audio 2008 E92 335i - Montego Blue/Black/Gray Poplar/6MT/ZPP/ZSP/Nav/PDC/Heated Seats/HDRadio/iPod-USB - *Sold* 2006 E90 330i - Mystic Blue/Black/Aluminum/6MT/ZPP/iDrive/PDC/Heated Seats/Sat. Prep - *Sold* 1994 E36 325i - Boston Green/Beige/Automatic/ZPP/Heated Seats/Premium Sound - *Sold*
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arcrox E90post addict 29 Rep 495 Posts Drives: 2024 G20 M340i Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Scottsdale, AZ iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	I suggest you go into options and turn off signatures, so everybody can have it their way.
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GoRomeo Brigadier General 1260 Rep 4,169 Posts Drives: 330i, 135i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: San Diego CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 BMW 135i [9.50] 2006 330i [6.75]	give me a break...
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ABR First Lieutenant 29 Rep 379 Posts Drives: 330i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Canada iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	I don't care too much as I'm boss for myself, but it is true that this forum doesn't look like a car enthusiasts site. I was asked a couple times what the hell I'm reading... __________________ 94' Opel Vectra Manual 96' Opel Vectra Manual99' Honda Accord Auto01' Toyota Sienna 06' BMW 330i Step
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Broken1 Addict 208 Rep 2,075 Posts Drives: 2024 X5 40i M-Sport Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ontario iTrader: (0)	I also think some of the animated gif women with bouncing boobs and the more "Explicite" pics be removed. Cars are fine :-) It does get a bit much...
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timzerofive there is no spoon 256 Rep 867 Posts Drives: 330i manual Join Date: May 2005 Location: Irvine iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	What soft porn? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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shragon Moderator 511 Rep 27,440 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (7)	as much as i like bouncing boobs gif, it's not a good thing when viewing this forum at work. i do think we need some sort of a guideline here. __________________ www.cardomain.com/id/shragon
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ldpantoja Lieutenant 15 Rep 582 Posts Drives: 330i (E90) Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Germany iTrader: (0)	Hey timzerofive, that's fucking beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ P's Little Ride 2006 330i / SG / SP / NAV
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mmeads Private First Class 5 Rep 172 Posts Drives: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: H-Town iTrader: (0)	Get Firefox and the browser add-on 'Adblock' so you can just click off the signature (pics) you don't want to see. http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ https://addons.mozilla.org/extension...cation=firefox __________________ m\|m e90: 325i/SG/Terra/Alum/6sp/ZSP/Xenon/Sirius//
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jflecha Second Lieutenant 11 Rep 205 Posts Drives: E90 06 330i Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The Garden State iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 330I [0.00]	OK, let me get this straight. You want everyones signature pics to be smaller and contain less booty so YOUR wife doesnt think your surfing porn sites. You've got some nerve buddy boy. Here's some advice, if you do any communicating with your wife, call her over and show her what the site is. Problem solved and you can leave us the hell out of your personal life while your at it. :mad: __________________ Tit-Silver 330i/STEP/SP/PP/CWP
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03-13-2006, 04:13 PM	#20
N1 Second Lieutenant 18 Rep 272 Posts Drives: BMW 320d M Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: EU iTrader: (0)	I vote in SHIM. She wins by far.
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