Escaped prisoner

a3ndy · 04-06-2005, 04:57 AM

A man escapes from a prison where hes been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a women in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfation, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you."

To which the wife responds:

"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought u were cute and asked if we kept any vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it.

Be strong honey, I love you too."

Scott Carpenter · 10-21-2005, 01:19 PM

Thats just wrong...

arn · 10-21-2005, 07:39 PM

BMW0 · 12-03-2005, 10:04 AM

longtran · 12-05-2005, 02:29 PM

mds82 · 12-05-2005, 04:57 PM

BMW_E90 · 12-06-2005, 01:50 AM

PWNED!

04-06-2005, 04:57 AM	#1
a3ndy Banned 237 Rep 260 Posts Drives: E90 330i SE Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 330i SE [0.00]	Escaped prisoner A man escapes from a prison where hes been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a women in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfation, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you." To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought u were cute and asked if we kept any vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong honey, I love you too."
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10-21-2005, 01:19 PM	#2
Scott Carpenter BMW Employee 14 Rep 134 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 325i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Ft Lauderdale iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW 325I [0.00] 2003 Cadillac Escalade [0.00]	Thats just wrong... __________________
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10-21-2005, 07:39 PM	#3
arn Private First Class 23 Rep 109 Posts Drives: E90 325i\|06'RX400h Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Philadelphia <-> NYC iTrader: (0)	__________________ 2006: 325i: Monaco blue with black interior, step, nav, premium, xenon, cold weather, sat.
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12-03-2005, 10:04 AM	#4
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12-05-2005, 02:29 PM	#5
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12-06-2005, 01:50 AM	#7
BMW_E90 Major 59 Rep 1,035 Posts Drives: 325i Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: California iTrader: (11)	PWNED! __________________
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