[Darth One]

What a genius product. So you just spent tens of thousands lifting your pickup or 4x4 and putting on big tires, brush guards and all these off-road accessories. But now you're afraid you look like a poser because it's too clean and shiny?

Problem solved! This makes you look like less of a poser...while of course actually making you an even bigger poser than you ever were



https://www.theguardian.com/science/2005/jun/14/uknews

"It could be the ultimate accessory for the 4x4-driving city dweller: spray-on mud. A few squirts and neighbours will think you spent the weekend hurtling along muddy lanes looking for a country retreat, rather than sitting in traffic on the way to drop the kids off before your yoga class."

[swanson]

lol

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Darth One

What a genius product. So you just spent tens of thousands lifting your pickup or 4x4 and putting on big tires, brush guards and all these off-road accessories. But now you're afraid you look like a poser because it's too clean and shiny?

Problem solved! This makes you look like less of a poser...while of course actually making you an even bigger poser than you ever were



https://www.theguardian.com/science/2005/jun/14/uknews

"It could be the ultimate accessory for the 4x4-driving city dweller: spray-on mud. A few squirts and neighbours will think you spent the weekend hurtling along muddy lanes looking for a country retreat, rather than sitting in traffic on the way to drop the kids off before your yoga class."

Or they'll be outside pointing & laughing as you spray mud on your ride like a moron.

[xander_g]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Or they'll be outside pointing & laughing as you spray mud on your ride like a moron.

You're supposed to do it behind starbucks so nobody sees, duh!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Or they'll be outside pointing & laughing as you spray mud on your ride like a moron.

This was the first thing that came to mind. If they live in the 'burbs then all the neighbors will be doing to keep up with the Jones's. Thank budha! Dirty cars will finally be the "in" thing. This will save me so much time on the weekends! Everything else is backwards now days it seems, so why wouldn't this be a thing???