mother-in-law

G8Btech · 04-12-2006, 01:39 AM

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150.

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead ".

"I just can't take that chance."

radix · 04-10-2010, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by G8Btech

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150.

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead ".

"I just can't take that chance."

TurboFan · 04-10-2010, 08:29 AM

lol

headlee103 · 04-10-2010, 09:39 AM

NICE

chungdae · 04-10-2010, 12:24 PM

HAHA

Memphis1 · 04-10-2010, 12:25 PM

ghosthi32 · 04-10-2010, 12:39 PM

ililillilillilil · 04-10-2010, 01:56 PM

lol. i guess that's a Christian joke

JohnSprm69 · 04-10-2010, 02:13 PM

M_Six · 04-10-2010, 02:16 PM

Excellent

Year's_End · 04-10-2010, 02:35 PM

partial lolz

nelnelxd · 04-13-2010, 11:28 AM

haha didnt see that comming

10M3MAN · 04-13-2010, 11:30 AM

Hawkeye · 04-13-2010, 12:22 PM

Very nice! Good JOTD.

CollinsE90 · 04-13-2010, 02:14 PM

did they move this from the lighter side? i swear i seen it on there not to long ago

radix · 04-13-2010, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

did they move this from the lighter side? i swear i seen it on there not to long ago

If you did, it was a repost of this thread.

CollinsE90 · 04-13-2010, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by radix

If you did, it was a repost of this thread.

yea i just didnt remember it being in OT, thought i saw it in the lighter side bc it was a joke, owell

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