Stripper/BMW joke NWS

CALIF65GM · 05-05-2006, 01:25 AM

Stripper goes up to a potential customer in the club and says "hi my name is Mercedes, but my real name is BMW."

TENCHI · 05-05-2006, 08:25 AM

I dont get it

sblument · 05-05-2006, 10:04 AM

hi, I'm a Mercedes...

ward · 05-05-2006, 02:16 PM

why is this NWS?

txusa03 · 05-05-2006, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ward

why is this NWS?

cuz, he is probably sniffing some unknown substances...

deutschmann59 · 05-05-2006, 02:43 PM

Is this like that porcupine joke, because I've already heard that one....

InfamousM3 · 02-15-2007, 03:04 PM

im so confused right now, what the hell is he talking about

monsta · 02-25-2007, 10:32 AM

this is messing w/ my high jkjkkjkkkjk boo this one sucked

NaTuReB0Y · 02-25-2007, 10:56 AM

i got it........what the stripper is trying to say is:

her name is Mercedes.......pay 1 get 1 lapdance........

but if you call her by real name, BMW......pay 1 get 2 lapdances.

MacAttack · 02-25-2007, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by infamous335i

im so confused right now, what the hell is he talking about

+1

oneshare325 · 02-25-2007, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CALIF65GM

Stripper goes up to a potential customer in the club and says "hi my name is Mercedes, but my real name is BMW."

It is a Scientology joke!!!!

duh!!

BeeEmDubU · 02-26-2007, 12:31 AM

ummm...

vladinecko · 02-26-2007, 01:45 AM

nine4surfah · 02-26-2007, 02:00 AM

cm3rc · 02-26-2007, 01:14 PM

NaViT · 02-26-2007, 03:22 PM

lol oh man

JOYRIIDE1113 · 02-26-2007, 03:56 PM

LOL... The responses to the OP are the ebst part... LOL.

SpecC · 02-27-2007, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

i got it........what the stripper is trying to say is:

her name is Mercedes.......pay 1 get 1 lapdance........

but if you call her by real name, BMW......pay 1 get 2 lapdances.

i htink more explanation is needed

E90330iS · 04-24-2007, 10:50 PM

LMAO, it is funy to see you guys so interested in what the joke really means hahahaa, those pictures are so funny!

BigO1120 · 05-03-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by nine4surfah

WHERE THE F&%$ CAN I GET THIS HAT!?!?!? IT'S AWESOME!!

fobunited · 05-03-2007, 09:22 PM

dude.... that sponegbob picture.... just gross

uabimmer · 05-03-2007, 09:38 PM

Ok i think its making fun a MB but i not sure
...or a MB trying to be a BMW?????
...or ....

oh screw this i cant believe I'm wasting my time a joke that probably isnt even funny cause if it was i would be laughing right now.

05-05-2006, 01:25 AM	#1
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05-05-2006, 08:25 AM	#2
TENCHI Lieutenant 57 Rep 553 Posts Drives: '19 G12, '17 E300 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle iTrader: (0)	I dont get it __________________
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05-05-2006, 10:04 AM	#3
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05-05-2006, 02:16 PM	#4
ward Major General 159 Rep 6,158 Posts Drives: F Join Date: May 2005 Location: T iTrader: (0)	why is this NWS?
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05-05-2006, 02:43 PM	#6
deutschmann59 Captain 182 Rep 737 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: e90post.com iTrader: (0)	Is this like that porcupine joke, because I've already heard that one....
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02-15-2007, 03:04 PM	#7
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02-25-2007, 10:32 AM	#8
monsta Brigadier General 223 Rep 3,589 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bergen County, NJ/Y.O, NY iTrader: (2)	this is messing w/ my high jkjkkjkkkjk boo this one sucked
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02-25-2007, 10:56 AM	#9
NaTuReB0Y Powered By 36DD 366 Rep 7,369 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Inland Empire iTrader: (12)	i got it........what the stripper is trying to say is: her name is Mercedes.......pay 1 get 1 lapdance........ but if you call her by real name, BMW......pay 1 get 2 lapdances. __________________ 2006 E90 330i Jet Black \| 20" WORK VS-XX \| FK452 \| H&R Sport on Koni Yellow \| REMUS QUAD
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02-26-2007, 12:31 AM	#12
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02-26-2007, 01:45 AM	#13
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02-26-2007, 03:22 PM	#16
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02-26-2007, 03:56 PM	#17
JOYRIIDE1113 Pirate 123 Rep 1,395 Posts Drives: Detailing Shark Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Miami-Kendall iTrader: (1)	LOL... The responses to the OP are the ebst part... LOL.
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04-24-2007, 10:50 PM	#19
E90330iS Major General 147 Rep 6,333 Posts Drives: BMW M4 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Arcadia, California iTrader: (56) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	LMAO, it is funy to see you guys so interested in what the joke really means hahahaa, those pictures are so funny! __________________ 2017 BMW M4 DCT Lease Transfer: https://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh...8#post23736398
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05-03-2007, 09:22 PM	#21
fobunited Private First Class 17 Rep 181 Posts Drives: 2007 335i, 2011 550i Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Folsom iTrader: (1)	dude.... that sponegbob picture.... just gross
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05-03-2007, 09:38 PM	#22
uabimmer Україна 24 Rep 868 Posts Drives: JB e90 330i Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sac. California iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00] 2003 330i [0.00]	Ok i think its making fun a MB but i not sure ...or a MB trying to be a BMW????? ...or .... oh screw this i cant believe I'm wasting my time a joke that probably isnt even funny cause if it was i would be laughing right now. __________________ IN THE PASSING LANE - e90 330 JetBlack / 6000k D1S / 40% all around / LED Lic.Plt. / LED reverse lights / 7500k Fogs
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