Drive the Hofmeister Kink

ESB · 08-16-2022, 06:53 PM

Oh man where to start. I'm finding this hilarious and amazing at the same time and did a quick forum search and I don't think I found a reference to this?

Okay so I was checking my email and saw some BMW spam that caught my interest:

"[my name], we found a road that matches your BMW's Hofmeister Kink"

In the email I almost laugh out loud in real life when I see this:

It gets better. It links out to this website: https://www.hofmeisterkink.com/landi...8491364&zoom=3

These maniacs have mapped out where every hofmeister kink is in the US and you can filter by model. Here is the US map unfiltered by model:

This is so quirky and amazing and I thought I had to share it.

tubingchamp · 08-16-2022, 06:56 PM

Darn! No entries for Canada

ESB · 08-16-2022, 06:57 PM

I'm weird and use this phone app named Fog of World to track everywhere I've been. Attached is a screenshot so you can see what I mean

I love the idea of exploring new roads and places and so this BMW campaign really resonates with me ��

I used this app to confirm I have in fact not driven on this M2 hofmeister kink.

I love that the website lets me track which locations I've visited ��

But I don't see a way to sign-in so I guess it persists it via cookies. Not very reliable......

ESB · 08-16-2022, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by tubingchamp

Darn! No entries for Canada

not YET! I hope if this goes well for them that they expand it to other places.

tubingchamp · 08-16-2022, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ESB

not YET! I hope if this goes well for them that they expand it to other places.

It's crazy, and silly, but I definitely want to hit up as many of those Hofmeister's as possible LOL!

M-technik-3 · 08-16-2022, 08:15 PM

Have driven my local one about twice a week it's 4 miles from my house.

Bugs Meany · 08-20-2022, 02:57 PM

I’m in Massachusetts and my nearest one is in Maryland.

chris_1001 · 08-22-2022, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugs Meany

I’m in Massachusetts and my nearest one is in Maryland.

What? There a a ton in MA.

Bugs Meany · 08-23-2022, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by chris_1001

What? There a a ton in MA.

Matches depend on your vehicle. Apparently all the kinky roads in the northeast look like different models!

chris_1001 · 08-23-2022, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugs Meany

Matches depend on your vehicle. Apparently all the kinky roads in the northeast look like different models!

I was not looking for a match of my car, I just did the search where you get them all.

And honestly, who the hell has that much time on their hands to look at all this and catalog it?!?!?!?!?!?

x622 · 08-23-2022, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by chris_1001

I was not looking for a match of my car, I just did the search where you get them all.

And honestly, who the hell has that much time on their hands to look at all this and catalog it?!?!?!?!?!?

A computer.

ASAP · 08-23-2022, 06:34 PM

i got this mail and had one 70 miles away from me in a random neighborhood lol

allwheelsdriven · 08-24-2022, 04:23 PM

^ same, random suburb north oof Seattle

..Rush.. · 08-24-2022, 07:25 PM

I now see Kia's with both the kink, as well as stylized BMW-like front grills. I have to look closely now to see if the incoming car is a BMW or not.

BAHIA · 12-14-2022, 05:48 PM

There's one that perfectly matches my 528i about 1,200 miles from me. Welp, gotta go and check it out!

mecheng77 · 12-17-2022, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by chris_1001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugs Meany

Matches depend on your vehicle. Apparently all the kinky roads in the northeast look like different models!

I was not looking for a match of my car, I just did the search where you get them all.

And honestly, who the hell has that much time on their hands to look at all this and catalog it?!?!?!?!?!?

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris_1001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugs Meany

Matches depend on your vehicle. Apparently all the kinky roads in the northeast look like different models!

I was not looking for a match of my car, I just did the search where you get them all.

And honestly, who the hell has that much time on their hands to look at all this and catalog it?!?!?!?!?!?

I was wondering that myself. I guess you can make a program that searches for roads that follow the general pattern plus and minus a certain amount of deviation. Pretty clever indeed!

If someone did that manually, hats off to them!

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ESB Captain 1310 Rep 674 Posts Drives: M2C Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Seattle iTrader: (0) Garage List 2020 BMW M2 Competi ... [9.50] 2014 Mini Cooper S ... [10.00]	I'm weird and use this phone app named Fog of World to track everywhere I've been. Attached is a screenshot so you can see what I mean I love the idea of exploring new roads and places and so this BMW campaign really resonates with me �� I used this app to confirm I have in fact not driven on this M2 hofmeister kink. I love that the website lets me track which locations I've visited �� But I don't see a way to sign-in so I guess it persists it via cookies. Not very reliable...... Attached Images Last edited by ESB; 08-16-2022 at 07:02 PM..
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