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      01-12-2009, 12:53 PM   #1
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Trojan Man= the wackness

I usually use the Trojan rubbers that come in the blue box and theyre alright. A buddy of mine told me to try the new ultra thin or some shit so I gave it a shot the other night. Everything is all good then about five minutes in the shit breaks....Alright I get another one then about fifteen minutes later im about to bust but always double check to make sure everything is good and it was broken!

Lesson Learned no more ultra thins....anybody know any more reliable brands?
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      01-12-2009, 01:13 PM   #2
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You = teh silly

you need to master the art of the pullout and start smoking copious amounts of ganja, this has kept me from ever getting a girl pregnant

In all honesty though, I just don't function correctly with a rubber on, I have a hell of a hard time finishing the deed depending on the girl.
lol....yah no rubber works but what about when you get the random bar bitches and your not sure where shes been.....
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      01-12-2009, 01:18 PM   #3
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You = teh silly

you need to master the art of the pullout and start smoking copious amounts of ganja, this has kept me from ever getting a girl pregnant

In all honesty though, I just don't function correctly with a rubber on, I have a hell of a hard time finishing the deed depending on the girl.
what does weed have to do with not getting a girl pregnant....

if im under the influence of ganja i cant help myself and bust all over the place
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      01-12-2009, 01:19 PM   #4
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what does weed have to do with not getting a girl pregnant....

if im under the influence of ganja i cant help myself and bust all over the place
Lowers your sperm count I believe.
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      01-12-2009, 01:30 PM   #5
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You = teh silly

you need to master the art of the pullout and start smoking copious amounts of ganja, this has kept me from ever getting a girl pregnant

In all honesty though, I just don't function correctly with a rubber on, I have a hell of a hard time finishing the deed depending on the girl.
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      01-12-2009, 01:35 PM   #6
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You = teh silly

you need to master the art of the pullout and start smoking copious amounts of ganja, this has kept me from ever getting a girl pregnant

In all honesty though, I just don't function correctly with a rubber on, I have a hell of a hard time finishing the deed depending on the girl.
+1000 .. rubbers suck big time.

I use to use these, they're the best you'll find. Japanese ftw. You won't be disappointed, neither will she.

http://www.condom.com/okamoto1.html?...FRJdxwodxyLPkg
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      01-12-2009, 01:46 PM   #7
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T for tear.... fuck trojan!! go with durex or lifestyles
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      01-12-2009, 01:57 PM   #8
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condoms are for sailors
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      01-12-2009, 02:04 PM   #9
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thats when u wrap it up and make her suck your drunk ass off b4 u pass out, sailor. Yeah you like that taste dont you mmmm latex!
hhahahahaha this fucking guy
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      01-12-2009, 02:04 PM   #10
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condoms are for sailors
haha and sheep shaggers
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      01-12-2009, 06:44 PM   #11
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i just noticed theres a reflection under your sig pic
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holy crap I just noticed that too.. and your sig is a link!
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+1000 .. rubbers suck big time.
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T for tear.... fuck trojan!! go with durex or lifestyles
+1

durex extra sensitive ftw.
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      01-12-2009, 07:51 PM   #16
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holy crap I just noticed that too.. and your sig is a link!
holy fuck, brix were shat

ive never had a problem with trojans before. i usually buy those ultra ribbed ones
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      01-12-2009, 08:00 PM   #17
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I bought a box of the new magnum ultra thins and been fine by me. I only put it on towards the end. easier clean up.

I used to order some japanese stuff online from condomdepot.com but i'd always forget to reorder and that was a bitch.
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      01-12-2009, 08:53 PM   #19
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Trojan hers twisted pleasure ...or even the warm ones in the orange box....

Nothing says I love you more than a girl running to the bathroom yelling "holy shit my f*king vagina is on fire"
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      01-12-2009, 09:03 PM   #20
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      01-12-2009, 09:03 PM   #21
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holy crap I just noticed that too.. and your sig is a link!
OMG same!!!.
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      01-12-2009, 09:29 PM   #22
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OMG same!!!.
Lmaoo woww
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