What's greater than GOD?

NaTuReB0Y · 07-10-2005, 01:37 AM

What's greater than GOD? Poor people have it. Rich people don't want it. And if you eat it, you will die. What is it?

Note:
Most kindergartens will get the answer right away!

Scroll down for the answer..........

Have you guess it yet?

Okay.....here's the answer: NOTHING!

bmw330ipty · 07-10-2005, 04:05 PM

haha good one

wish1 · 07-11-2005, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

What's greater than GOD? Poor people have it. Rich people don't want it. And if you eat it, you will die. What is it?

Note:
Most kindergartens will get the answer right away!

Scroll down for the answer..........

Have you guess it yet?

Okay.....here's the answer: NOTHING!

AMEN. You got that right! God is good all the time.

shimshimhada · 07-14-2005, 01:08 AM

lol my pastor incorporated this into her sermon once; everyone was like WELCOME TO 100 YEARS AGO!

vivid · 08-01-2005, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

What's greater than GOD? Poor people have it. Rich people don't want it. And if you eat it, you will die. What is it?

Are you saying poor people have nothing? What a condescending, demeaning and ungodly thing to say. Poor people have a lot of things, and even homeless people have things, maybe not a lot of material possessions but that’s not all there is...

And rich people don't want anything? Not sure how many rich people you know but everyone wants/needs something they don't have, even rich people.

And if you eat it, you will die? If I eat nothing for a meal I'm not going to die... nothing is not arsenic nor cyanided?

noflash · 08-03-2005, 05:37 PM

What about God's fat cousin Ted? He's huge!

This thread lame.

Jesus freaks keep it to yourself!

Jimifighter · 08-03-2005, 05:51 PM

What about the Mexican Valet's?

BellasBmw · 08-03-2005, 06:09 PM

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What about the Mexican Valet's?

Jimifighter · 08-03-2005, 06:45 PM

I agree Nature Boy, the comment about Jesus Freaks was unnecessary. To each their own, just don't want to leave out the valet's again.

BellasBmw · 08-03-2005, 07:03 PM

Yeah really.. it was just a joke to make you think... LoL, it made me think. Just chill.....

vivid · 08-04-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

Isn't this supposed to be the "lighter side of e90post?" Why are people getting all freak out......it's just one of those IQ test questions......get a life..........

but there is nothing light about it, unless your pointing out how blind middle class devout Christians can be?

To be honest I find it offensive, this little riddle is meant to make you feel good about God and show how Godly you are but it just belittles people and shows you think the poor have nothing and that the ultimate goal is to be rich...

I feel sorry for you that you need to degrade others to give yourself a laugh, very Christian of you.

Jimifighter · 08-04-2005, 04:18 PM

Talk about reading into this WAY TOO MUCH! Lighten up.

scottz5 · 08-04-2005, 06:11 PM

Wow talk about sensitive!

vivid · 08-04-2005, 06:22 PM

I don't think any thread should be taken down; anyone has a right to start a thread and also reply to a post... Its freedom of speech, we all can have that

I hope what I said did not offend you, it was my reaction to the riddle, but if it did that’s life and vice versa…

parachute · 02-20-2006, 09:11 PM

that's right *****s

noflash · 02-20-2006, 11:17 PM

omfg

ksfrogman · 02-20-2006, 11:26 PM

omg. We can't say anything in the good ole' US of F'in A without receiving criticism from someone.

shimshimnada · 02-20-2006, 11:43 PM

god is dog spelled backwards.

e90rocks · 02-21-2006, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by vivid

Are you saying poor people have nothing? What a condescending, demeaning and ungodly thing to say. Poor people have a lot of things, and even homeless people have things, maybe not a lot of material possessions but that’s not all there is...

And rich people don't want anything? Not sure how many rich people you know but everyone wants/needs something they don't have, even rich people.

And if you eat it, you will die? If I eat nothing for a meal I'm not going to die... nothing is not arsenic nor cyanided?

It's a kiddie joke. The guy's got Ric Flair as his avatar for cryin out loud, how PC do you expect him to be?
I do agree with you on one point: Rich people still want stuff. That's why they're rich and how they got there.
I think if you ate nothing for a few weeks, you might get the point.

Enroutte · 02-22-2006, 12:17 PM

nothing. its nothing! i didnt cheat either.

england1987 · 02-22-2006, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by vivid

Are you saying poor people have nothing? What a condescending, demeaning and ungodly thing to say. Poor people have a lot of things, and even homeless people have things, maybe not a lot of material possessions but that’s not all there is...

And rich people don't want anything? Not sure how many rich people you know but everyone wants/needs something they don't have, even rich people.

And if you eat it, you will die? If I eat nothing for a meal I'm not going to die... nothing is not arsenic nor cyanided?

Only one thing is gauranteed in life, DEATH! Enjoy life while you have it. however, poor people have nothing, no hope, luck, money, and most the time happiness. The reason behind this, I have found that most of them have no drive/passion/conviction, they just don't seam to want to help themselves get ahead in life. You give them a job, and the treat it like a job(9-5), and not like a way out or career, just something to do while they wait to die. Rich people have a secure life. you can afford what ever you want, and do what ever you want. but you have to have incentive, otherwise you haven't got satifaction. You have to work and have goals for your company, or whatever, otherwise you become bored and unsatified. Bill Gates must be bored stiffless. To much money, and life is boring.

NaTuReB0Y · 02-23-2006, 01:42 AM

and the life goes on...............

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