What sound does a pig make?

MrAdams · 03-19-2009, 03:04 PM

A 1st grade teacher in Atlanta asks little Tyrone "What sound does a pig make?" Tyrone stands up and yells "Get on the ground Ni**er!!!"

black guy at my work texted that to me today haha.

anyone else got some good jokes?!

marty_mcfly · 03-19-2009, 04:40 PM

ROFL had to read it again... yes i am slow

although i have a feeling this thread is going to go places.... bad places

well fuck it since its still open, why dont i give it a shot?

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
juan on juan

Cab5er · 03-19-2009, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1989baby

A 1st grade teacher in Atlanta asks little Tyrone "What sound does a pig make?" Tyrone stands up and yells "Get on the ground Ni**er!!!"

black guy at my work texted that to me today haha.

anyone else got some good jokes?!

i didn't get it at first. But after the second time.

My stomach hurts from laughing. Good one.

JTdrivin1 · 03-19-2009, 04:57 PM

haha, fantastic.... i just sent that to my sister in the nypd in east NY....

ACZakka325i · 03-19-2009, 04:59 PM

So little Tyrone was white, I take it.

Tondtar · 03-19-2009, 05:01 PM

Why in "Atlanta"?

MrAdams · 03-19-2009, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ACZakka325i

So little Tyrone was white, I take it.

really?.... little tyron heres everyone calling cops pigs and thats what he hears them say. he is black.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Why in "Atlanta"?

idk thats what the text said

O-cha · 03-19-2009, 05:23 PM

Cuz Atlanta has a very large black population of which the cops don't care too much for.

Crimson92 · 03-19-2009, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marty_mcfly

ROFL had to read it again... yes i am slow

although i have a feeling this thread is going to go places.... bad places

well fuck it since its still open, why dont i give it a shot?

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
juan on juan

god damnit nico

ACZakka325i · 03-19-2009, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1989baby

really?.... little tyron heres everyone calling cops pigs and thats what he hears them say. he is black.

idk thats what the text said

Sarcasm buddy. Have you ever met a white Tyrone!?

endofanera7 · 03-19-2009, 05:52 PM

roflmao

Tondtar · 03-19-2009, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O-cha

Cuz Atlanta has a very large black population of which the cops don't care too much for.

O RLY? ....Try LA or any other big city for that matter

MontegoGoGoGo · 03-19-2009, 05:58 PM

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: A Megasoreass

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: A Lickalottapuss

Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A: See you next month. Ewwwwwwww.

It's cool, it's cool, I can say that - I'm a lezzy!

Tondtar · 03-19-2009, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: A Megasoreass

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: A Lickalottapuss

Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A: See you next month. Ewwwwwwww.

It's cool, it's cool, I can say that - I'm a lezzy!

O-cha · 03-19-2009, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

O RLY? ....Try LA or any other big city for that matter

I guess you're not that familiar with Atlanta.

Tondtar · 03-19-2009, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O-cha

I guess you're not that familiar with Atlanta.

I lived in the South for 10 years (spanning from Louisiana up to Mississippi, Tennessee and south toward Alabama, Georgia and Florida/ Miami)

and

I was back in Atlanta just two weeks ago

Hoothout · 03-19-2009, 06:18 PM

hahahaha thats funny

O-cha · 03-19-2009, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

I lived in the South for 10 years (spanning from Louisiana up to Mississippi, Tennessee and south toward Alabama, Georgia and Florida/ Miami)

and

I was back in Atlanta just two weeks ago

Then you must walk into walls pretty frequently.

MJC///M3 · 03-19-2009, 06:34 PM

lol

Tondtar · 03-19-2009, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O-cha

Then you must walk into walls pretty frequently.

And ...you must be a juvenile douche as suspected all along

marty_mcfly · 03-19-2009, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson92

god damnit nico

LOL oops

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