How much HP does your family have?

darkphantom · 03-23-2009, 09:20 PM

So, I have no idea why or how, but I came up with this game while driving home.

You can flame me all you want or call this game retarded, but here is how it works:

Add up all the Crank(listed) horsepower from the cars in your family and list the cars.

I guess I'll start since I created:

Stock:
2007 BMW 335i - 414HP (tuned)
2007 Accord SE - 166HP (stock)
2006 Lexus IS350 - 306HP (stock)
2003 Accord LX - 166HP (stock)
2002 Lexus ES300 - 215HP (stock)

Total: 1267 Ponies!

Let's see what you have!

Disclaimer:
I know the flaws are if you have duely pickups or 18-wheelers, you're hauling ass....this is just for fun or if you're bored.

andyffer · 03-23-2009, 09:22 PM

Fuck yall chatroom monkeys
dirty bastards

darkphantom · 03-23-2009, 09:24 PM

*nods*

sg///M3 · 03-23-2009, 09:26 PM

Just out of curiosity, how do you know your 335 puts out 414HP?

darkphantom · 03-23-2009, 09:27 PM

damn people, read! CRANK HP not to the wheels!

endofanera7 · 03-23-2009, 09:29 PM

2008 BMW M3 - 769HP
2008 Benz C300 - 800HP
2006 BMW Z4 - 934HP

darkphantom · 03-23-2009, 09:36 PM

Fhread Tail

Bobbykurva · 03-23-2009, 09:40 PM

100 Bugatti Veyrons
400 turbos
1600 cylinders
1,000,000 HP

Fuck you.

darkphantom · 03-23-2009, 09:44 PM

losers!

Bobbykurva · 03-23-2009, 09:48 PM

Bitch!

Scorpion · 03-23-2009, 09:52 PM

I think in the triple digits haha.

Bimmer Nerd · 03-23-2009, 10:31 PM

lol FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but

295 + 230 + 300 = 825 hp TO THE WHEELS, idk how to calculate the crank hp !!!!!!

andyffer · 03-23-2009, 10:37 PM

Bobbykurva · 03-23-2009, 10:59 PM

Thank you math police.

Quote:

Originally Posted by anmcguire

Quoted for epic math failure.

This has been quoted for an epic grammar failure. Sentences contain subjects. :finger:

Razzy · 03-23-2009, 11:30 PM

Honestly DP you need to get married already.

darkphantom · 03-23-2009, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobbykurva

Thank you math police.

This has been quoted for an epic grammar failure. Sentences contain subjects. :finger:

math isn't a subject?

It was when I took it in highschool...

Bobbykurva · 03-23-2009, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkphantom

math isn't a subject?

It was when I took it in highschool...

Wow.

I found your high school class picture. It explains a lot.

darkphantom · 03-23-2009, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobbykurva

Wow.

I found your high school class picture. It explains a lot.

I found yours too!

Bobbykurva · 03-24-2009, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkphantom

I found yours too!

Is that the best you could do? Elementary.

Bobbykurva · 03-24-2009, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anmcguire

Dude, it was a joke. I'm pretty sure you know that 100 * 1000 isn't 1,000,000. If I had typed QFEMF, nobody would have known what I meant, unlike - for example - QFT. Learn to Internet, it will help you on the Internetz.

Oh, and my post was serious? Have you seen the pics I've been uploading? Maybe you missed the :finger: following my post? Is anything on the internet serious?

Perhaps you should learn to Internet.

darkphantom · 03-24-2009, 12:39 AM

lol @ BobbyKurva - less QQ please. kthxbai.

Year's_End · 03-24-2009, 03:38 AM

335i + JB1 = 340 (est)
C63 = 451
CLS63 = 507
745i = 325
645Ci = 325
Escalade = 403
FJ Cruiser = 265

Total = 2616

We're ditching the 6er and 7er soon.

03-23-2009, 09:20 PM	#1
darkphantom Banned 625 Rep 5,945 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	How much HP does your family have? So, I have no idea why or how, but I came up with this game while driving home. You can flame me all you want or call this game retarded, but here is how it works: Add up all the Crank(listed) horsepower from the cars in your family and list the cars. I guess I'll start since I created: Stock: 2007 BMW 335i - 414HP (tuned) 2007 Accord SE - 166HP (stock) 2006 Lexus IS350 - 306HP (stock) 2003 Accord LX - 166HP (stock) 2002 Lexus ES300 - 215HP (stock) Total: 1267 Ponies! Let's see what you have! Disclaimer: I know the flaws are if you have duely pickups or 18-wheelers, you're hauling ass....this is just for fun or if you're bored.
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03-23-2009, 09:22 PM	#2
andyffer Banned 152 Rep 563 Posts Drives: 700hp M3 - Interlagos E92 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 Bugatti Veyron [0.00]	Fuck yall chatroom monkeys dirty bastards
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03-23-2009, 09:24 PM	#3
darkphantom Banned 625 Rep 5,945 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	nods
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03-23-2009, 09:26 PM	#4
sg///M3 Lieutenant 6 Rep 436 Posts Drives: 2008 M3 DCT Join Date: May 2008 Location: Charlotte, NC iTrader: (0)	Just out of curiosity, how do you know your 335 puts out 414HP?
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03-23-2009, 09:27 PM	#5
darkphantom Banned 625 Rep 5,945 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	damn people, read! CRANK HP not to the wheels!
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03-23-2009, 09:29 PM	#6
endofanera7 Major General 533 Rep 5,389 Posts Drives: 08 JB E92 M3 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (16) Garage List 2018 Porsche GT3 [9.50]	2008 BMW M3 - 769HP 2008 Benz C300 - 800HP 2006 BMW Z4 - 934HP
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03-23-2009, 09:36 PM	#7
darkphantom Banned 625 Rep 5,945 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	Fhread Tail
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03-23-2009, 09:40 PM	#8
Bobbykurva Banned 7 Rep 133 Posts Drives: 2005 BMW Z4 3.0i Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Connecticut iTrader: (0)	100 Bugatti Veyrons 400 turbos 1600 cylinders 1,000,000 HP Fuck you.
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03-23-2009, 09:44 PM	#9
darkphantom Banned 625 Rep 5,945 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	losers!
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03-23-2009, 09:48 PM	#10
Bobbykurva Banned 7 Rep 133 Posts Drives: 2005 BMW Z4 3.0i Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Connecticut iTrader: (0)	Bitch!
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03-23-2009, 09:52 PM	#11
Scorpion Major 166 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	I think in the triple digits haha.
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03-23-2009, 10:31 PM	#12
Bimmer Nerd Major General 525 Rep 7,783 Posts Drives: 6MT F80 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (12)	lol FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but 295 + 230 + 300 = 825 hp TO THE WHEELS, idk how to calculate the crank hp !!!!!!
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03-23-2009, 10:37 PM	#13
andyffer Banned 152 Rep 563 Posts Drives: 700hp M3 - Interlagos E92 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 Bugatti Veyron [0.00]
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Razzy Lieutenant 262 Rep 509 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ontario, Canada iTrader: (0)	Honestly DP you need to get married already.
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03-24-2009, 12:39 AM	#21
darkphantom Banned 625 Rep 5,945 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	lol @ BobbyKurva - less QQ please. kthxbai.
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03-24-2009, 03:38 AM	#22
Year's_End Lieutenant General 1234 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	335i + JB1 = 340 (est) C63 = 451 CLS63 = 507 745i = 325 645Ci = 325 Escalade = 403 FJ Cruiser = 265 Total = 2616 We're ditching the 6er and 7er soon. __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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