What we will hear at GM dealerships in the near future...

JB135i · 06-01-2009, 10:54 PM

"Sorry Sir, your Volts diagnostic system has indicated it was plugged into an outlet not installed by a UNION ELECTRICIAN and therefore your warranty is now void."

"We will put a requisition in for that part but it will take 4-6 weeks since our records show you donated to the Republican Party back in 1986."

"You will have to complete a "Freedom of Information" request to get a list of codes that your ECU has stored, that should take about 4 weeks to process that."

"Sir, I think you DO in fact want the rustproofing. Lemme introduce you to Rocko, our Teamster rustproofing specialist to explain the benefits of rustproofing your new car."

"Corvette's- um nope, Malibu's- uhhh no, Cavalier SS- yeh right, 1500's- I wish, but we do have a shitload of USA built Aveo's though, that's the only thing Obama will let us build and sell anymore."

Obama, CHANGE FORD CAN BELIEVE IN!

rcracer_tx · 06-01-2009, 10:57 PM

HAHA

just4kickz · 06-01-2009, 11:54 PM

ok.

TMNT · 06-02-2009, 10:53 AM

ragingclue · 06-02-2009, 10:56 AM

Hmm...

No.

flyinb501 · 06-02-2009, 01:25 PM

Hahaha

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JB135i Lieutenant 17 Rep 478 Posts Drives: 135i Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SW burbs iTrader: (0)	What we will hear at GM dealerships in the near future... "Sorry Sir, your Volts diagnostic system has indicated it was plugged into an outlet not installed by a UNION ELECTRICIAN and therefore your warranty is now void." "We will put a requisition in for that part but it will take 4-6 weeks since our records show you donated to the Republican Party back in 1986." "You will have to complete a "Freedom of Information" request to get a list of codes that your ECU has stored, that should take about 4 weeks to process that." "Sir, I think you DO in fact want the rustproofing. Lemme introduce you to Rocko, our Teamster rustproofing specialist to explain the benefits of rustproofing your new car." "Corvette's- um nope, Malibu's- uhhh no, Cavalier SS- yeh right, 1500's- I wish, but we do have a shitload of USA built Aveo's though, that's the only thing Obama will let us build and sell anymore." Obama, CHANGE *FORD* CAN BELIEVE IN!
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