does anyone really need this?

BillLee · 07-04-2009, 10:46 AM

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Feyd · 07-04-2009, 03:15 PM

Ho-lee-shit. (No pun intended)

I hate it when I jack up my rotator cuff while wiping my ass, but sometimes you just have to get in there. *shrug*

Order now and get the "constipation grip" handle when you need that extra bit of push!

Heinzftw · 07-04-2009, 04:16 PM

OH WTF

khaye1 · 07-05-2009, 01:59 PM

no demo???

c0nstant · 07-05-2009, 07:11 PM

wtf

MCMLXXXIX · 07-05-2009, 08:07 PM

LMAO!! i saw this a few days ago
so fucking retarded

Scorpion · 07-06-2009, 02:30 PM

lmfao what will the come up with next lol.

Bimmer Nerd · 07-06-2009, 05:06 PM

ummm why isn't there a demonstration ?? cause it seems really weird to wipe your ass with it.

The Cthulhu · 08-06-2009, 10:34 AM

I could build a better ass wiping machine using only a belt sander from Lowe's, a toilet paper holder, and some mud flaps.

RambleJ · 08-06-2009, 12:32 PM

This is something that would only really sell to the extremely obese population of America... Since America has such a large Obese percentage, I don't blame someone for trying to make a quick buck out of it..

Trowa · 08-06-2009, 10:46 PM

Who doesn't know how to wipe their own ass?

335_i · 08-06-2009, 10:54 PM

how love the lady's accent..."protect your dignity"...lol

The Cthulhu · 08-07-2009, 09:06 AM

wait, wait! This thread should be merged with the "328i is a useless car" thread. If you jack the rear up and wrap a tire in toilet paper it could perform a similar function!

Genro757 · 08-11-2009, 05:12 PM

Really?...is this what they show on American TV now?

kyleb350 · 08-13-2009, 03:48 AM

lol "Being a big guy has it's advantages...AND disadvantages"

immiketoo · 08-16-2009, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Cthulhu

I could build a better ass wiping machine using only a belt sander from Lowe's, a toilet paper holder, and some mud flaps.

Holy fuck thats funny....

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Feyd Major 366 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	Ho-lee-shit. (No pun intended) I hate it when I jack up my rotator cuff while wiping my ass, but sometimes you just have to get in there. shrug Order now and get the "constipation grip" handle when you need that extra bit of push!
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07-05-2009, 01:59 PM	#4
khaye1 Colonel 161 Rep 2,811 Posts Drives: 24 G87 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Diego iTrader: (8) Garage List [10.00]	no demo??? __________________
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c0nstant Lieutenant General 1832 Rep 17,322 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	wtf
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MCMLXXXIX wat 240 Rep 3,406 Posts Drives: a gr3at whit3 5hark Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oct 2008 iTrader: (0)	LMAO!! i saw this a few days ago so fucking retarded __________________ 2012 Toyota Highlander SE - PAST - 2008 e92 335i, 2006 e90 325i
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Bimmer Nerd Major General 525 Rep 7,783 Posts Drives: 6MT F80 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (12)	ummm why isn't there a demonstration ?? cause it seems really weird to wipe your ass with it.
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The Cthulhu Banned 8 Rep 197 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: N/A iTrader: (0)	I could build a better ass wiping machine using only a belt sander from Lowe's, a toilet paper holder, and some mud flaps.
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RambleJ Colonel 60 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: F10 535i M-sport Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Back in teh so cal iTrader: (2)	This is something that would only really sell to the extremely obese population of America... Since America has such a large Obese percentage, I don't blame someone for trying to make a quick buck out of it..
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The Cthulhu Banned 8 Rep 197 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: N/A iTrader: (0)	wait, wait! This thread should be merged with the "328i is a useless car" thread. If you jack the rear up and wrap a tire in toilet paper it could perform a similar function!
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08-13-2009, 03:48 AM	#15
kyleb350 Brigadier General 428 Rep 4,709 Posts Drives: '21 X3MC Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Milwaukee iTrader: (6)	lol "Being a big guy has it's advantages...AND disadvantages"
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