Chinese Proverbs

UltimateBMW · 11-03-2009, 05:35 PM

Not sure how many of these you guys have seen, but most of them were new to me.

I laughed.

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Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

Pink Taco · 11-03-2009, 05:47 PM

I lol'd

808six · 11-03-2009, 06:53 PM

Snickers Mini

Kroy · 11-17-2009, 02:52 PM

some of those made me lol. especially the last one.

pdjafari · 11-19-2009, 02:35 PM

Before man can become master fisherman, he must first become master baiter

itsbrokeagain · 06-21-2010, 01:09 AM

lol midget jokes.

drivr4life21 · 06-21-2010, 12:32 PM

lolz...those are some good ones

crisR · 07-28-2010, 02:00 AM

this is my favorite. LOL! I realized there are time I change clothes while curtains are open and I have glass window! oh my! LOL
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

yooooooo · 08-06-2010, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by crisR

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

I don't get this one?

Comet · 08-06-2010, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by yooooooo

I don't get this one?

the original is "He who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones at others!"

but they are saying "He who lives in a glass house should change in the basement" cuz people can see you nekkid lol

Dvdman · 08-10-2010, 03:50 PM

funny.

youngnastyman · 10-11-2010, 10:04 PM

man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time

elm3 · 10-13-2010, 01:51 PM

Man who goes to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingers.

pmeloche · 10-13-2010, 07:02 PM

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crisR Registered 0 Rep 1 Posts Drives: E82 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Detoit, MI, USA 48244 iTrader: (0)	this is my favorite. LOL! I realized there are time I change clothes while curtains are open and I have glass window! oh my! LOL Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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