Euphemisms for sexual words?

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-22-2009, 08:26 PM

Like:

I always thought "man milk" was a good one for sperm.

Or for penis, "dumb stick" and vagina, "bitch wrinkle."

I realize people don't really use these terms in every day language, and this might be the most classless thread ever, but thought it'd be good forum fodder.

Sara · 11-22-2009, 08:30 PM

When I was in middle school we called it "homemade mayonnaise" lol
Penis = "wandalier"
Vagina- "who ha"

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-22-2009, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara504

When I was in middle school we called it "homemade mayonnaise" lol
Penis = "wandalier"
Vagina- "who ha"

Lol, @ mayo, ewwww!

I actually do say "va jay jay" in real life.

Sara · 11-22-2009, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

Lol, @ mayo, ewwww!

I actually do say "va jay jay" in real life.

I call mine my who ha. lol

Tondtar · 11-22-2009, 08:48 PM

The only two girls @ OT posting something like this and none of the guys has jumped in yet?

What is this world coming to?

Heinzftw · 11-22-2009, 09:08 PM

Alfredo Sauce
Special sauce

Need to drain the anaconda

Munched on a pink taco earlier

Could go on and on. haha

Sara · 11-22-2009, 09:23 PM

My favorite (its really gross) cumdumpster hahahhaha

Memphis1 · 11-22-2009, 09:30 PM

put my hummus on your fallafell

ArmyBimmerDude · 11-22-2009, 09:52 PM

Sara, will you marry me?

Seriously though, in Germany, my ex called her vagina a "moomoo" if thats how you spell it. Her code for wanting to have sex whenever we were around people was "drilling for oil".

Year's_End · 11-22-2009, 09:54 PM

lol. bitch wrinkle.

FStop7 · 11-22-2009, 09:59 PM

meat curtains

fish/tuna taco

immiketoo · 11-22-2009, 10:16 PM

I call it the bitch splitter...

jayely1 · 11-22-2009, 10:22 PM

You guys are gross

BillLee · 11-22-2009, 10:22 PM

put the hot dog in the bun.

MCMLXXXIX · 11-22-2009, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

lol. bitch wrinkle.

lol +1 i was gonna say

Sara · 11-22-2009, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArmyBimmerDude

Sara, will you marry me?

Seriously though, in Germany, my ex called her vagina a "moomoo" if thats how you spell it. Her code for wanting to have sex whenever we were around people was "drilling for oil".

moo moo? lol thats my dogs name. haha

Sara · 11-22-2009, 10:36 PM

Ew this one is gross! Vagina= Mud flaps

Alex@AKMotorwerk · 11-22-2009, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara504

My favorite (its really gross) cumdumpster hahahhaha

i love the fucking "Cum Dumpster"!!!

Sara · 11-22-2009, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nj323ci

i love the fucking "Cum Dumpster"!!!

haha me too. Its so gross though haha.

TiAg335i · 11-22-2009, 11:15 PM

Frank and Beans

Tubesteak

Playing the skin flute

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-22-2009, 11:16 PM

Boobs: Bubbies, Mammaries, BaZoooombas
Balls: Clackers, Stones, Swingers

Instead of Blue Balls, Stone Ache.

Sara · 11-22-2009, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

Boobs: Bubbies, Mammaries, BaZoooombas

I just call mine "my tits" My friend calls hers "fun bags"

11-22-2009, 08:26 PM	#1
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