diving gone wrong

NoKids · 03-10-2010, 02:21 PM

one day I was in the mood for some kinkiness with my girl. we start making out in the dark, i went from kissing her face to slowly making my way down on her. she stopped me and muttered "mm mm". (as in no, no).
I ignored the warning and went for it. I should have listened to her because I ended up with a mouthful of baby powder. WHAT THE....!!?? WHY??!! FAAAAA*&$+#!!!

The lesson here is that diving is a dangerous activity and you should read all posted signs and test the waters prior to performing it.

-dont ask for pics-

Kensta335 · 03-10-2010, 02:27 PM

Gross.

She probably had razor burn from shaving and used baby powder to cool off the burn.

Memphis1 · 03-10-2010, 02:29 PM

tell her the medicine journals have proven that powder increases chances ovarian cancer.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...en-463056.html

c0nstant · 03-10-2010, 02:34 PM

lol owned

ibeclueless · 03-10-2010, 02:41 PM

Maestro · 03-10-2010, 02:48 PM

haven't you been told no means no

burberry · 03-10-2010, 02:50 PM

damn dude! i dont get it, what does diving have to do with it?

Memphis1 · 03-10-2010, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by burberry

damn dude! i dont get it, what does diving have to do with it?

muff diving

burberry · 03-10-2010, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by memphis2012

muff diving

MCMLXXXIX · 03-10-2010, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by burberry

damn dude! i dont get it, what does diving have to do with it?

lol i was expecting a fail video of some person diving into a pool

burberry · 03-10-2010, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MCMLXXXIX

lol i was expecting a fail video of some person diving into a pool

LOL i did too, initially.

Alexander · 03-10-2010, 03:48 PM

Wow... did not expect that.

Tondtar · 03-10-2010, 03:58 PM

Be prepared next time ...

Feyd · 03-10-2010, 04:00 PM

Where is spool?

I'm sure he can weigh in with technique.

ACZakka325i · 03-10-2010, 04:11 PM

If a girl ever told me not to go down, your damn sure I'm gonna f'ing listen. Jesus.

JayKay335i · 03-10-2010, 04:24 PM

Girls dont say now to their man dining on their snatch sandwich. When they do, you know theres something you dont want in your mouth. You have been owned sir.

335e92tx · 03-10-2010, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by burberry

damn dude! i dont get it, what does diving have to do with it?

must be a ^NYC thing

pittsy · 03-10-2010, 06:30 PM

then what happened...

Scorpion · 03-10-2010, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by pittsy

then what happened...

This haha

Spool · 03-10-2010, 08:05 PM

Dude...sniff test...always! you'd felt the talc if you did this..

immiketoo · 03-10-2010, 08:32 PM

^^^

JayKay335i · 03-10-2010, 11:02 PM

Spool, incorrect. You don't sniff test your own woman!

03-10-2010, 02:21 PM	#1
NoKids Major 327 Rep 1,343 Posts Drives: ... Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ottawa iTrader: (1) Garage List 2008 328i [0.00]	diving gone wrong one day I was in the mood for some kinkiness with my girl. we start making out in the dark, i went from kissing her face to slowly making my way down on her. she stopped me and muttered "mm mm". (as in no, no). I ignored the warning and went for it. I should have listened to her because I ended up with a mouthful of baby powder. WHAT THE....!!?? WHY??!! FAAAAA*&$+#!!! The lesson here is that diving is a dangerous activity and you should read all posted signs and test the waters prior to performing it. -dont ask for pics- __________________
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Kensta335 Brigadier General 165 Rep 3,637 Posts Drives: 335i Coupe Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: So Cal 626 iTrader: (4)	Gross. She probably had razor burn from shaving and used baby powder to cool off the burn.
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Memphis1 Lieutenant Colonel 97 Rep 1,838 Posts Drives: Z4 SDrive 35i Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: CT iTrader: (0)	tell her the medicine journals have proven that powder increases chances ovarian cancer. http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...en-463056.html __________________
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Feyd Major 366 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	Where is spool? I'm sure he can weigh in with technique.
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ACZakka325i Colonel 283 Rep 2,008 Posts Drives: 2 stroke Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: CT iTrader: (2)	If a girl ever told me not to go down, your damn sure I'm gonna f'ing listen. Jesus. __________________ (Waitlist): #1 M2CSL (Current): 2016 F15 X5 3.5xdrive - 2010 997.2 C4S Coupe (Past): 2016 F30 340xi M-Sport -2013 535i xdrive 2008 E92 M3 - 2006 E90 325i 2002 E46 325xi - 1991 E30 325i
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JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	Spool, incorrect. You don't sniff test your own woman!
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