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      05-03-2010, 03:07 PM   #1
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I'm 22 and noticed that whether I'm shaved or not completely impacts how long they look at my ID. I even used the stopwatch on my phone a couple times to make sure I wasn't crazy
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Facial hair makes you look older/more mature. Not sure what the surprise is here. It least it will grow back OP.
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When I wax my balls I look like a kid with a dong of a horse.
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When I wax my balls...
Friend of mine tore open his sack when he tried to do this.
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WTF who would do that
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      05-03-2010, 03:29 PM   #7
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I'm one of the youngest people in my class. Last time we were in vegas and there was 10 of us at a table every one of my friends got IDed at the table. I walked up and she just kept on going and took my bet. I asked her if she was going to ID me and she just shook her head no. I was pissed. I'm 22. Fucken young. Security asked me to leave a couple minutes later. I'm a loud drunk.
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Friend of mine tore open his sack when he tried to do this.
Can't even put into words how that makes me cringe..
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Can't even put into words how that makes me cringe..
I didn't know that was even a thing for guys...I mean I'll manscape with the best of them but no way in hell hot wax is getting anywhere near my equipment
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      05-03-2010, 03:43 PM   #10
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I nicked my sac with a mach 3 once. Then I switched to single blade disposables.

No I use DE and SE razors, wont go anywhere near my balls with those.
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I shaved my beard now I look like a kid
That what she said
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      05-03-2010, 03:54 PM   #12
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I didn't know that was even a thing for guys...I mean I'll manscape with the best of them but no way in hell hot wax is getting anywhere near my equipment
+1. Manscaping ≠ hot wax.
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      05-03-2010, 04:11 PM   #13
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Friend of mine tore open his sack when he tried to do this.
Had a friend who used Nair on his sac, when he went to wipe off hair a layer or 2 of ball skin came with it.
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Had a friend who used Nair on his sac, when he went to wipe off hair a layer or 2 of ball skin came with it.
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Wow I didn't realize pubes removal was such an epidemic for guys...trimmer works fine for me
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      05-03-2010, 04:29 PM   #16
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Had a friend who used Nair on his sac, when he went to wipe off hair a layer or 2 of ball skin came with it.
WTF?

oh also



or GTFO
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      05-03-2010, 04:47 PM   #17
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First puppy dog avatars, then asking every body for cock pics.....
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      05-03-2010, 04:56 PM   #18
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Had a friend who used Nair on his sac, when he went to wipe off hair a layer or 2 of ball skin came with it.
I call BS.. sort of.

1. Were you there to whitness? Do tell?

2. He must of left it on there too long. I've nair'd my nuts before (granted probobly 10 years ago) and FWIW I had zero issues. I only did it once because my GF at the time wanted me to. It didn't hurt at all, but what did hurt is when the little f'ers started to grow back. Major cock-stubble... and that shit isn't fun.
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WTF?

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You use that for all the wrong occasions LOL.
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      05-03-2010, 05:45 PM   #21
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I naired my chest once. I wiped it off at the end of the time it said on the bottle. Not one hair came off. I thought wtf, retry. Ten minutes later I had given my entire chest first degree chemical burns, and still had to shave it.
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I naired my chest once. I wiped it off at the end of the time it said on the bottle. Not one hair came off. I thought wtf, retry. Ten minutes later I had given my entire chest first degree chemical burns, and still had to shave it.


I guess you seared your chest then.
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