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      05-08-2010, 06:53 PM   #1
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The Truth About Oral Sex

5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what they liked best about receiving 'Oral Sex':

A. 3% liked the warmth.

B. 4% enjoyed the sensation.

C. 93% appreciated the silence.
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      05-08-2010, 08:45 PM   #2
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      05-09-2010, 02:31 AM   #3
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      05-09-2010, 04:40 PM   #5
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      05-09-2010, 07:52 PM   #6
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I dont call it oral sex. I call it "orgasm without me doing anything, but better than hand job".
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      05-13-2010, 05:14 PM   #7
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      05-13-2010, 10:45 PM   #8
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I laughed so hard when I saw this thread
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      05-14-2010, 11:38 AM   #9
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^ Mom and Dad must be SO proud of her accomplishments!
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      05-14-2010, 01:58 PM   #10
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i bet her boyfriend is :P
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      05-16-2010, 02:07 PM   #11
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      07-02-2010, 01:46 AM   #12
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      07-02-2010, 03:28 AM   #13
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      07-02-2010, 04:29 PM   #14
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The only truth about oral sex that I am concerned with, is it is awesome.
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      07-19-2010, 12:11 PM   #15
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The only truth about oral sex that I am concerned with, is it is awesome.
QFT
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      07-21-2010, 06:33 PM   #16
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QFT
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      07-25-2010, 11:11 AM   #17
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OFT?
QFT= Quoted for truth.

That girl is amazing.
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      07-26-2010, 05:50 PM   #18
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LOL, Oh that makes sense. I thought it meant Quit fuckin talkin


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      07-29-2010, 02:22 PM   #19
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funny stuff
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You can Go F%^& your self you ignorant excuse for an asshole!!!!!!!!! You're on my ignore list now, so I won't be able to see any of your posts and you can't send me any more of your ridiculous, vulgar messages. Buhhh Bye now

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      09-26-2010, 02:26 PM   #20
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i am going to copy and facebook this as my status lol
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      09-26-2010, 03:59 PM   #21
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This is awesome working space she have.
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      09-26-2010, 04:08 PM   #22
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i am going to copy and facebook this as my status lol
WIN!
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