Idiot 4S owner in my apt garage

lambtron · 05-12-2010, 02:12 AM

So my parking garage has two remote gates; the outermost one only closes at night and you must use this obnoxious wand thing to open it. You also must be withing 3ft of the gate for it to work. Anyways, I was behind some guy who was in his 996 Carrera 4S attempting to open the gate. In trying to get close enough, he rammed the gate at least 4 times, and then at one point let the clutch slip, stalling his car in gear which made the car lurch forward into the gate.

I was laughing hysterically the entire time, even more so when he finally got in and I saw the gigantic dent in the gate. I'm pretty sure he does not deserve to own or drive that vehicle. Pictures of the dent will be posted tomorrow to show the extent of damage inflicted on the stubborn gate. haha.

OlivaresAnthony · 05-12-2010, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by lambtron

So my parking garage has two remote gates; the outermost one only closes at night and you must use this obnoxious wand thing to open it. You also must be withing 3ft of the gate for it to work. Anyways, I was behind some guy who was in his 996 Carrera 4S attempting to open the gate. In trying to get close enough, he rammed the gate at least 4 times, and then at one point let the clutch slip, stalling his car in gear which made the car lurch forward into the gate.

I was laughing hysterically the entire time, even more so when he finally got in and I saw the gigantic dent in the gate. I'm pretty sure he does not deserve to own or drive that vehicle. Pictures of the dent will be posted tomorrow to show the extent of damage inflicted on the stubborn gate. haha.

Dan in PA · 05-12-2010, 02:35 AM

Classic!

JayKay335i · 05-12-2010, 02:43 AM

Awesome. I dont want pictures of the gate, I want pictures of the damage to the car.

Dan in PA · 05-12-2010, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Awesome. I dont want pictures of the gate, I want penis in and around my mouth.

Why would you say that in this thread?

Edit: He edited his original post...

T-MC-G · 05-12-2010, 08:25 AM

he was prob drunk, cut him some slack...

graider · 05-12-2010, 09:23 AM

fact: most porche owners can't drive as good as they claimed to be.

ok I kid.

BTM · 05-12-2010, 11:06 AM

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fact: most porche owners can't drive as good as they claimed to be.

ok I kid.

Head asplode

Nick@aep · 05-12-2010, 11:47 AM

Lol!!!! That guy can't have that car. Epic fail.

Kroy · 05-12-2010, 12:21 PM

lol, I would have gotten out of the car to open the gate after say the 3rd crash.

Georgeair · 05-12-2010, 01:00 PM

Did you actually just sit behind him the entire time? After I realized he's having problems, I would have been getting any car I like the heck away from him before he slams it in reverse and plows into you. Or even rolls back. Laugh from afar!

CollinsE90 · 05-12-2010, 01:14 PM

Reading the thread title on my phone I was expecting an idiot to shoot the gate lock in the story bc I thought it was "idiot 45 owner haha" , this story is better though

Alexander · 05-12-2010, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Reading the thread title on my phone I was expecting an idiot to shoot the gate lock in the story bc I thought it was "idiot 45 owner haha" , this story is better though

They both would be funny.

Alexander · 05-12-2010, 05:15 PM

^ people say thats a hoax, but I think it's real... I've been hit by a ricochet in the face btw.

Kroy · 05-12-2010, 06:18 PM

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^ people say thats a hoax, but I think it's real... I've been hit by a ricochet in the face btw.

what was the aftermath on that?

JayKay335i · 05-12-2010, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

what was the aftermath on that?

Look at the type of girls he sleeps with. You know the answer.

Alexander · 05-12-2010, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

what was the aftermath on that?

Ballistic glasses saved my eye, but I got hit in the eyebrow and had surgery. You can't tell now I just have a narly scar, which is covered up by my narly brushy eyebrows.

05-12-2010, 02:12 AM	#1
lambtron First Lieutenant 176 Rep 336 Posts Drives: Crimson Red E90 335i Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (1)	Idiot 4S owner in my apt garage So my parking garage has two remote gates; the outermost one only closes at night and you must use this obnoxious wand thing to open it. You also must be withing 3ft of the gate for it to work. Anyways, I was behind some guy who was in his 996 Carrera 4S attempting to open the gate. In trying to get close enough, he rammed the gate at least 4 times, and then at one point let the clutch slip, stalling his car in gear which made the car lurch forward into the gate. I was laughing hysterically the entire time, even more so when he finally got in and I saw the gigantic dent in the gate. I'm pretty sure he does not deserve to own or drive that vehicle. Pictures of the dent will be posted tomorrow to show the extent of damage inflicted on the stubborn gate. haha. __________________
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JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	Awesome. I dont want pictures of the gate, I want pictures of the damage to the car.
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T-MC-G Captain 73 Rep 671 Posts Drives: e90 325i Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Trier, Germany iTrader: (5)	he was prob drunk, cut him some slack... __________________ "tell me what you don't like about yourself..."
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graider Colonel 35 Rep 2,406 Posts Drives: py/kiwi e46 m3 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: toronto iTrader: (0)	fact: most porche owners can't drive as good as they claimed to be. ok I kid.
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Nick@aep Team Zissou 136 Rep 1,426 Posts Drives: Past: E92 335i 6mt, 996 GT2 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (6)	Lol!!!! That guy can't have that car. Epic fail. __________________ Formerly Known As: Nick@AEPerformance Drive ALL Out Foundation
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Kroy Brigadier General 177 Rep 3,032 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (1)	lol, I would have gotten out of the car to open the gate after say the 3rd crash.
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Georgeair Captain 80 Rep 803 Posts Drives: '08 Melbourne E92 M3 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Madison, MS iTrader: (2)	Did you actually just sit behind him the entire time? After I realized he's having problems, I would have been getting any car I like the heck away from him before he slams it in reverse and plows into you. Or even rolls back. Laugh from afar! __________________ Objects in mirror are slower than they appear.
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05-12-2010, 01:14 PM	#12
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 784 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	Reading the thread title on my phone I was expecting an idiot to shoot the gate lock in the story bc I thought it was "idiot 45 owner haha" , this story is better though __________________
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05-12-2010, 05:15 PM	#14
Alexander Mad tyte EuR0 style boooi <--- Joke 221 Rep 2,472 Posts Drives: E30, E85, MKVI Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Deal's Gap iTrader: (0)	^ people say thats a hoax, but I think it's real... I've been hit by a ricochet in the face btw.
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