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      05-24-2010, 03:35 PM   #1
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Need to pass a drug test

So i decided to smoke this weekend(first time in 3 months) and i got a call today about a job offer and they are sending a kit FedEx to me and i have to take a form i guess to a place to get drug tested...fuck

what should i do, get the kit that you take a couple hours before the test...but my question is has someone used the stuff you take a couple hours before and passed a DT at a lab, i know it works for a home test

ive heard 3 gallons of water in a day etc...

**edit** if you are going to tell me im a bad person for doing drugs or attempting to pull one over on the company, save your comments...i dont need to be told how to live my life, just asking opinions from my fellow smokers
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      05-24-2010, 03:38 PM   #2
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since you dont smoke a lot, you should be fine by drinking lots of water. if you are worried then take the drink, think most GMC carry it. if you need me to, ill look for the one i took when i got the job im currently at

worked perfectly and i smoke 3 times a day at least
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you should be fine a friend of mine back when i was in high school got caught by the cops and he didnt smoke for like 5 days and he was a heavy smoker. Sunday he got caught monday morning the school tested him when he came in. He said he fail the test but actually passed it and got suspended for 3 days. Plus drink alot of water
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since you dont smoke a lot, you should be fine by drinking lots of water. if you are worried then take the drink, think most GMC carry it. if you need me to, ill look for the one i took when i got the job im currently at

worked perfectly and i smoke 3 times a day at least
find me one thats at GNC please, never got popped for a DT bc im always careful...it finally got me though haha
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find me one thats at GNC please, never got popped on a DT bc im always careful...it finally got me though haha
as soon as i get home, ill look for it, its a pain to search on the small iPhone screen
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Also I have heard cranberry juice, lots of it. It has a high niacin content.
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as soon as i get home, ill look for it, its a pain to search on the small iPhone screen
thanks man
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Also I have heard cranberry juice, lots of it. It has a high niacin content.
yea ive heard 100 ways, but i want one that will work for sure
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basically anything that makes you pee like crazy, will work

the drink is gonna make you piss like every 5 min.

for me, i took the drink, 10 min later peed, started my drive to the place, got like 6-7 miles and had to stop cause i felt like i was gonna pee my pants. get to the place and had to pee as soon as i got there, even though the lady told me not to cause the wait was only 15 min, i went anyways and by the time i got to take the test 15 min later I had to go really badly again
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basically anything that makes you pee like crazy, will work

the drink is gonna make you piss like every 5 min.

for me, i took the drink, 10 min later peed, started my drive to the place, got like 6-7 miles and had to stop cause i felt like i was gonna pee my pants. get to the place and had to pee as soon as i got there, even though the lady told me not to cause the wait was only 15 min, i went anyways and by the time i got to take the test 15 min later I had to go really badly again
im gonna drink a lot of water and get the drink you are talking about...i dont want to fuck this job chance up bc its perfect for me while i go to school(verizon)
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pot is stored in your fat cells and is release back out over days, so there is not much you can do to get it out of your system very quickly. I believe it clears your systems in about 72 hours depending on how much you had.
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pot is stored in your fat cells and is release back out over days, so there is not much you can do to get it out of your system very quickly. I believe it clears your systems in about 72 hours depending on how much you had.
i didnt smoke a lot but 2 nights in a row...but i didnt smoke yesterday or today...
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I'd hit the cranberry rather than just doing 100% water... That shit cleans you out.

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Good luck.
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I'd hit the cranberry rather than just doing 100% water... That shit cleans you out.

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Good luck.
i will, just to be safe
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yea, if you're not a heavy smoker you'll be fine...i had the same situation and just to be safe if went to CVS and got the Do it yourself one...i took it the day before i was supposed to go take the test...
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So i decided to smoke this weekend(first time in 3 months) and i got a call today about a job offer and they are sending a kit FedEx to me and i have to take a form i guess to a place to get drug tested...fuck

what should i do, get the kit that you take a couple hours before the test...but my question is has someone used the stuff you take a couple hours before and passed a DT at a lab, i know it works for a home test

ive heard 3 gallons of water in a day etc...
Wow, you don't even work for them and already starting to cheat and lie. Nice.
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Wow, you don't even work for them and already starting to cheat and lie. Nice.
exactly what i thought myself.
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if you were fully detoxed and then smoked for your first time this weekend on one occassion you should be fine! it should leave your system in a couple days. just drink large bottles of cranberry juice (like 5+) and jump on a treadmill for a while, you should be fine. also when taking the test use the middle portion of your urine as the beginning and end always have the most amount of THC in them
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Dude im an expert here, if you want pm and i will send you my routing number and account number and i will help you, just want a hundred bucks. do you know the name of the lab yet?
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if you're mailing in the piss, why don't you just grab a buddy's piss instead?
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the gnc stuff doesnt work btw you could drink a gallon of water a few hours before the test but thats no guar, you should also try toi sweat it out from now until the test lots of cardio but i have a more sinister possibly better option in case you want to research it, you should be fine now but not 100 percent
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Wow, you don't even work for them and already starting to cheat and lie. Nice.
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exactly what i thought myself.
your comments were greatly unappreciated

and no im not cheating and lieing, im cleaning my system so i dont fail it...

cheating would be bringing someone elses piss or banging the nurse at the lab and talking her into changing the results...
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