[OC Guy]

I am currently reading it so I can't attest to it being a good read. Seems interesting so far. Sposed to be long. If it sucks, whatever, I don't care.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/view...opic_id=136858

[808six]

Clliffs Notes?

[OC Guy]

Man is in prison for 2 years, gets out, writes about it.

[OC Guy]

"Prison gossip said he's been worked over on his first night by someone who wanted him for a wife, but the kid fought back and nearly bit some fucker's nuts off. So his friends wait with a t-shirt, and a filed down toothbrush. They've cracked down on plastic toothbrushes, but there used to be enough of them that a lot of guys have them stashed away. You can file down the ends on the concrete to a point. One guy wraped a t-shirt around the kid's neck and lifted him off the ground from behind, and the other starts stabbing his gut. After a few stabs, he starts trying to get his fingers inside and he just pulls all this meat out. I thought he was going to pull out his intestines like you'd see in a horror movie, but instead, he just pulls out fist after fist of this yellow jelly shit, and then big hunks of meat like raw mince. Screw's arrived and tasered everyone. Even the kid. He was on his side, right in front of my cell, and every jolt from the taser made the big hole in his stomach smoke. "

[808six]

Sounds Real Interesting...is The Poster Credible? Im At School And Its Blocked So I Have To Read It At Home

[Freakazoid]

Originally Posted by 808six

Sounds Real Interesting...is The Poster Credible? Im At School And Its Blocked So I Have To Read It At Home

Do They Teach You To Type Like This At School?

[Kroy]

^ I think it's cause he typed everything in caps.

[Freakazoid]

What Happens When I Type In Caps

[Freakazoid]

Originally Posted by Kroy

^ I think it's cause he typed everything in caps.

hot damn... I think caps might be worse

[Kroy]

this is a pretty interesting read. a bit gritty though. but very engaging... i can't stop reading.

[Razzy]

Im almost done and its a great read

[MCMLXXXIX]

just finished...damn. he does have good writing skills, that was a good read

[BTM]

Originally Posted by 808six

Clliffs Notes?

Prison sucks. News to no one, don't do anything that could land you there.

[Chest Rockwell]

3/4 of the way through and it's a pretty good read. Confirms my desire to never go to prison.

[E91 Dude]

Long read, but good. My favorite story was:

There was a guy we were inside with though, whose cell was on the low tier nearest the main door. So he was the first one to see the fresh meat. Anytime a new inmate would be brought in, he'd yell out 'he fuck babies, I seen him, he fucked a baby, I seen him before I went away n*ggers, he a baby fucker kill that baby fucker!' and he'd do this every fucking time a new inmate would be brought in. And he'd go on with it for about half an hour afterwards too. So the first thing a prospective convict would hear on being greated to the dorm would be this n*gger, with this high pitched Canadian accent - like Steve Erkel - hollaring about how he'd seen you, and that you were a baby fucker.

So when the new inmate would be brought inside, he'd get the silent treatment the whole time this crackhead would be barking about the baby fucker. And then his cellmate would lean in real close and whisper 'you a baby fucker?'

Prison humour is never really funny. That's probably the closest thing we ever had to a running gag. I guess it was funny because we all knew child sex offenders never got locked in with us... but the new guys didn't know that.

[escobar929]

saw this on another forum a couple weeks back, great story

the baby fucker part made me lol

[OC Guy]

Yeah Babyfucker part was pretty funny. I liked how he came back and replied to people as well. Pretty interesting stuff. Crazy as heck though. I don't know or care if some of it was exaggerated.

[fatjoez]

Read it. Pretty harsh

[OC Guy]

For knowledge. Share these with your ghetto friends.