01-02-2007, 02:20 PM | #1 |
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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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T-O-T-A-L-I-G-N-O-R-A-N-C-E 20+15+20+1+12+9+7+14+15+18+1+14+3+5= 154% So....looks I'll be doing sweet f*ck all at work tomorrow! Viv |
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Now we know your new year's resolution Viv.... work harder!
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By the same logic...
E-9-0-P-O-S-T 5+9+0+16+14+19+20=83% ...as in e90post takes about 83% of my time at work
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2+9+7+6+14+9+19= 68% P-E-R-S-O-N-A-L-I-T-Y 16+5+18+19+15+14+12+9+20+25= 155% Hmm, personality beats big penis. Most girls won't agree.
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I am kind of hardworker but I guess I should drop the hardwork and get some attitude along with some bullshits LOL |
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