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12-17-2010, 08:06 PM	#1
krazyctong DVL DOC 4 Rep 29 Posts Drives: 06 E90-325i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Chicago iTrader: (0)	Chuck Norris Jokes If you know of any Chuck Norris Jokes, post them here. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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12-17-2010, 08:10 PM	#2
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12-17-2010, 08:17 PM	#3
TK-421 Registered Sex Offender 597 Rep 4,757 Posts Drives: E46 M3 \| 1JZ S13 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, FL iTrader: (0)	Here's one: Chuck Norris jokes
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12-17-2010, 08:18 PM	#4
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12-17-2010, 08:41 PM	#5
EmmettBrown Banned 53 Rep 207 Posts Drives: cars Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: southern california iTrader: (0)	chuck norris if chuck norris can chuck norris but chuck norris chuck norris
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chuck norris if chuck norris can chuck norris but chuck norris chuck norris

How much Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Chuck Norris?

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12-17-2010, 09:21 PM	#7
krazyctong DVL DOC 4 Rep 29 Posts Drives: 06 E90-325i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Chicago iTrader: (0)	Chuck Norris once played russian roulette with a loaded gun and won.
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12-17-2010, 10:13 PM	#8
GregTheStig derp 51 Rep 1,203 Posts Drives: a Tuk Tuk Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Atlanta, GA iTrader: (1)	Chuck Norris created Red Bull by pissing in an empty can. __________________
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12-17-2010, 10:18 PM	#9
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12-17-2010, 10:42 PM	#11
krazyctong DVL DOC 4 Rep 29 Posts Drives: 06 E90-325i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Chicago iTrader: (0)	When God said "let there be light", Chuck Norris replied "say please".
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12-17-2010, 10:43 PM	#12
krazyctong DVL DOC 4 Rep 29 Posts Drives: 06 E90-325i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Chicago iTrader: (0)	Most people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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12-17-2010, 11:02 PM	#14
krazyctong DVL DOC 4 Rep 29 Posts Drives: 06 E90-325i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Chicago iTrader: (0)	yes jh valley i got the point that it is a repost.
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12-18-2010, 12:04 AM	#15
BimmerPod Private First Class 26 Rep 144 Posts Drives: e92 335i, f85 x5m Join Date: May 2009 Location: lost iTrader: (0)	OK - just one for me. Chuck Norris wasn't born; he just got tired of wearing his mother.
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12-18-2010, 12:26 AM	#16
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12-18-2010, 12:46 AM	#17
TK-421 Registered Sex Offender 597 Rep 4,757 Posts Drives: E46 M3 \| 1JZ S13 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, FL iTrader: (0)	Epic Beard Man > Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris
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12-18-2010, 02:22 AM	#18
iBoost Retired e90post Member 135 Rep 3,038 Posts Drives: real slow Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas iTrader: (13)	Who is Chuck Norris?
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12-18-2010, 01:34 PM	#19
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pmeloche Lieutenant Colonel 24 Rep 1,604 Posts Drives: 2013 F25 X3 xDrive35i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Montréal, Canada iTrader: (0)	Chuck Norris does not teabag women, he potato sack them. __________________ Patrice 2013 F25 X3 xDrive35i Vermillion Red
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