02-15-2007, 12:37 AM | #1 |
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Happy Valentine's Day Thread
To all my fellow E90post memebers who have sweetheart or if you are alone by yourself...... Happy Valentine's day!
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02-15-2007, 12:43 AM | #4 | |
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doesnt matter its for us single guys anyway...yeah i stayed home except for lunch...now waiting for my laundry...what a day coz i slept most of it away and did pretty much nothing just like any other days..of course i spent most of my free time in this forum happy valentine's day to all of us lonely guys..who are probably gonna be jerking off later on to end the night
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02-15-2007, 12:44 AM | #5 |
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Oh yeah! " is there a thread with just car girl pics?" here i come
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02-15-2007, 12:50 AM | #6 | |
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I think I've already milked tht thread as much as I could. It's no use to me now. |
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02-13-2008, 08:26 PM | #12 |
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+1. This one girl said the same thing earlier today when it was brought up.
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showin some love for my manz russell! BIG UP!
Heres my contribution: 10 reasons why Guyanese people dont make good terrorists: 1) 8:45 A.M. IS TOO EARLY FOR A GUYANESE 2)GUYANESE ARE ALWAYS LATE: THEY WOULD MISS ALL 4 FLIGHTS 3)HOT GIRLS ON THE PLANE WOULD DISTRACT THEM 4)ONCE IN THE AIR, THEY WOULD'VE TALKED LOUDLYLY AND CALLED ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES 5) FREE FOOD AND FREE DRINKS ON THE PLANE WOULD DISTRACT THEM 6)THEY WOULD HAVE PUT DOWN ANY WEAPONS TO TALK THEIR POINT ACROSS 7) THEY LOVE NEW YORK CITY 8) THEY WOULD BE FIGHTING AMONG EACH OTHER ABOUT WHO THE BOSS IS, HENCE, A BIG FIGHT ON THE PLANE 9) THEY WOULD'VE PLACED A BIG GUYANESE FLAG IN THE WINDSHIELD OF THE PLANE AND CAN BE SPOTTED A MILE AWAY 10) THEY WOULD'VE TOLD EVERYONE MONTHS BEFORE THEY WERE GOING TO DO IT. (THEY CAN'T KEEP GOOD GOSSIP TO THEMSELVES)
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02-13-2008, 09:12 PM | #16 |
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^LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW,its bout time you showed your brown ass on OT,havent seen you on in a while
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02-14-2008, 10:32 AM | #18 |
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Which VD came first... Valentine Day or Venereal Disease?
Don't forget guys, coming up in exactly one month from today; Steak and BJ Day! www.steakandbj.com This is the day the ladies pay us back! |
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Happy Post Valentine Day
Husband to wife: "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
Wife: "I would take half of the winnings, then leave you...Hahaha" "Excellent", he replies, "I won $12 today. Here's your $6, now GTFO!!!" (Disclaimer : all events depicted above are fictional and for entertainment purposes ONLY. No wife suffered due harm or psychological and financial hardship as the result of this joke. Also, no animal testing was conducted to come up with it) Last edited by Tondtar; 02-15-2011 at 12:55 PM.. |
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awesome!!!!!
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